Tag: Anal

Late forties, blonde, just this side of fat, nicely covered is how I’d describe her; she can still rock a string bikini and that’s how we met. I was between jobs, picking up some work as a handyman. I was servicing her pool (believe it or not); I couldn’t take my eyes off her incredible knockers and she damn well knew it. There was some mild flirting then she signaled she was willing to play and things developed from there.
By the time we’d knocked out Round One, we were in the shower together and she was stroking my
pole in a fistful of suds, marveling at my size and hardness. I in turn was soaping her up, paying special attention to her nice round ass and thick, muscular thighs while diddling her clit with my other hand and when she was well soaped up back in the crack of her ass I popped my thumb up her butt, all the way past the knuckle, all the way to the second knuckle.
She gasped and went up on the balls of her feet to escape my violation but I was relentless, all
the while rubbing her pussy and clit with my other hand. Her hands went to the wall as she writhed back and forth seeking escape from my invasion of her most private place but I had no intention of letting her go. Finally she was cumming like there was no tomorrow, moaning and sighing like a woman possessed.
I finally let her down and there was a pleasant little < pop! > sound as I withdrew my thumb. She looked at me with wide eyes, her chest heaving, “That was … the most incredible … orgasm … I have ever had,” she said between deep breathes, those magnificent chest monsters of hers going up and down. Then when she finally caught her breathe she looked me deep in the eye and said in a
quiet voice, “You can put your dick anywhere you want, on or in my body.”
I took this for what it was – permission – so I turned her towards the wall again and this time poked
my the head of rock hard cock right onto her slippery little butt hole. She was loosened up just enough for me to slide it home and then she was wiggling and wriggling all over again, back up on the balls of her feet again as I gave it to her, her tight anal sphincter clamping around my rod. Ever the gentleman I reached around and diddled her clit as I fucked her ass and when she started cumming again I shot my load, filled her ass with what seemed like a gallon of white hot jizz.
After that afternoon in the shower she was converted to butt sex and it was the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Sure we had lots of regular sex in the bed, downstairs on the sofa,all over the house, out in the hot tub even and I truly enjoyed running my hands over and feasting my eyes on her voluptuous, curvaliscious body as we lay together but let me tell you, there is nothing in the world like fucking a thick cougar in the ass.

Jonty Campbell
conservative MP
recently Tweeted thus:
‘’Here’s the thing with girls of 22 or under, they smell massively different to a girl of 28. Girls 16 to, say, 23 have this creamy, buttery, slightly sweet smell that is unbelievably magnetic.’’
In doing so (tweeting) this pioneering young blade merely articulated a natural truth – which is that men are organically predisposed to be attracted to young women with a view to inseminating and impregnating them with as immediate as possible an effect as is reasonable or lawful. This is not controversial. It is not violence. It is not misogyny. It is a fact of biology. It is a fact of psychology. It is a fact of libido. Most men of any age – if supplied with a 19 year old woman for the purposes of sexual intercourse – would freely indulge themselves to a point of a sufficient grounding in the free emission of the magnetic fluids of sexual ecstasy. This fact is not evidence of criminality. It is evidence of masculinity and of health and of vitality. Hence:
One thing that one is
in the normal course of events
very interested in
is the smell of young women (aged 18+)
the taste
of young women (aged 18+)
the olfactory and the gustatory apprehensions and impressions
obtainable at the temple (body)
of young women (aged 18+)
regarding and in relation to
the bodily odiferous aromatic and complex excretions
of young women (aged 18+)
the sweats the soils the smears the farts and the taints
in the young woman (aged 18+)
and her physical body department
especially
in her undergarment concealed and secret places
(aperture crack slot areas)
(inside of her soft white panties)
the pussy (cunt) (aged 18+)
the asshole (shitter) (aged 18+)
of young women (aged 18+)
but as well as that
and proceeding logically from the sufficient ground
of an inaugural olfactory apprehension
into practical action
namely the insertion of the tongue
into her body
in one or both of two ways
I mean regarding her pussy (cunt) (aged 18+)
and regarding her asshole (shitter) (aged 18+)
the smell the aroma the smack and the savour
of these and other bodily areas
might be properly recognized
as a bewitching intoxicating
organic olfactory/gustatory symphony of hope
of future and of realization of epiphany
the substance of all necessary meaning in a life
think of it just right now
I mean to say think of
your tongue pressing earnestly
and forthrightly and savagely
and into the asshole (shitter) (aged 18+)
of young a woman (aged 18+)
you are licking the inside of her shitter (asshole) (aged 18+)
and this is partially because
of a natural actuation
emerging in the way that she smells
she squeaks and she squawks (aged 18+)
in celebratory fanfare
she tears at her own buttocks (aged 18+)
desperate to part them sufficiently immoderately
to facilitate your tongue
into an anal (aged 18+)
penetration of supreme and final depth.