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I got super high and we were just hanging out. Of course I got horny but unfortunately my period started. My husband joked about trying anal. I decided to take that as a challenge.
So one tight asshole and one lubed up cock later, my husband barebacked my ass and I came so hard which made him nut. But I got tighter when I came so it made him cum longer. I could feel it shoot into me all warm and him throbbing, he definitely made my orgasm last much longer.
Mary said, “What do you mean, you could arrange a spitroast, Josie, sorry I mean mistress.”
Josie said, “It’s okay, I’ll let you know when you need to call me mistress. I’ll let you know later what I mean about a spitroast.
Amy said. “It looks like it is going to storm, let’s go inside.”
We all showered in the outdoor shower before heading into the house. It was late afternoon and thunderstorms were rolling in. After showering, we went inside and changed into dry clothes.
We were hanging out in Amy’s house and started playing pool on her pool table. I made a pitcher of margaritas and brought it to the girls. It started getting rowdy in there. Amy was standing there, lining up a shot with her pool cue and Sarah came up behind her and pantsed her. Got her underwear and shorts all at once.
They were laughing hysterically and after pulling up her pants, Amy chased Sarah around the house. Amy managed to tackle Sarah, but Sarah was holding up her shorts and she couldn’t pants her, so she gave her a massive wedgie instead. Sarah came back into the game room, laughing and trying to get her thong underwear out of her ass crack.
My parents have always been fairly physically affectionate in front of others, at least compared to some of my classmate’s parents. It’s not like they would grind or paw at each other but they’d share deeper, albeit brief, french kisses on some occasions, like when one of them came back home from work, on each other’s birthdays and anniversary or New Year’s Eve. Besides this one afternoon I’m about to share here they had always been careful to be reasonably quiet, close the door or wait until everyone was asleep. Even when I finally found out what sex was I was blissfully unaware of my parents’ sex life.
I was a college student at the time, visiting my parents for a couple weeks. It was the last Saturday of the month so Dad would spend the afternoon with his friends. Sometimes when he came home from those outings he was visibly drunk. Not black out drunk, but still it was obvious. He’s a fun drunk so I didn’t particularly mind, but he had this glazed over look in his eyes that I only later discovered was actually a look of pure lust. At night he would often ask Mum to “shower together” or “lay down” in a hushed tone. She would try to finish whatever she was doing around the house but without fail would drop it to go with him.
Hi all, sorry for my inactivity in the last few months Because of personal reasons that I don’t want to talk about in but happy to talk about other things. I have made so many memories in the last 3 months and I am planning to share them all with you on here in the coming days but I thought I would start my journey back into Reddit with a short one about a party I went to last month.
To set the scene, i went to a party with some friends and i decided to stay over. some of his friends are also staying over and one of my girl friends left. So it was me and just some other guys. We decided to watch a movie
I was cuddling up with one of them and of course being a bit drunk we started to feel eachother up a bit, and eventually i was giving him a handjob under the blanket and he was fingering me back.
This was a few years back. Ive posted about my ex before Haley (18F)
When i came home on leave one time i went round hers to see her. We did some romantic stuff, chilled, watched movies etc. When everyone went to bed, we started getting touchy. started making out, running our hands all over one another and ended up stripping one another, so all the usual stuff.
She began Sucking me off as i played with her clit making her cum and squirt. Now, im into BDSM and am very much a sadist dom who loves enjoying taming brats. So, as punishment for making a mess, i dragged her into the front room. We are both naked, the front room is located next to her mums room with paper thin walls (Lived in a apartment)
I spat on her, degraded her, humiliated her and had to muffle her moans as i toyed with her body. We had done anal a hand full of times but only when it was a special occasion such as anniversary’s, birthdays etc. But as we haven’t seen each other in months as i was away with the army, her ass was mine. The entire time we were in the living room, i told her she couldnt cum making her edge.
I’m new to this subreddit so going through all my slutty experiences and trying to write them down, and oh boy, there have been a lot. But here’s an old goodie in which just like the title says, I let two homeless men finger my ass and pussy at the same time.
A few months ago I was on my way home from drinks with a few friends, nothing too fancy and I was just wearing a pretty casual top and short skirt. The summer gets pretty hot here and I need to wear loose or minimal clothing to keep cool. So, I’m waiting at the bus stop near the mall, just playing around on my phone while I wait. There’s a few homeless men sitting besides the shop behind me, which is pretty normal and sometimes I’ll give them spare change if I’ve got it. They’re usually pretty forward with asking for stuff which I’m fine with, except this time I’d thrown all my cash at the bar from earlier.
I am a happy man. A very happy man. 34 years old right now, while I write those lines. I have a good, a well paying job that only sucks away 30 hours a week. I am sharing my home with the love of my life, a hot 56 year old woman. She is beautiful and kinky as fuck. Maybe even kinkier than I am. Yes, she is my mom too. But well, we fell for each other about 10 years ago. We struggled to accept our love, but we did came to our terms in the end. We are happy together since we accepted ourselves and our love.
We two, mom and I, had a rough start. We had to accept what was going on between the two of us. We had to tell the rest of the family about it. Dad, well dad lost his shit because of it. He just left. Only taking one suitcase with him. Telling us that he never ever wanted to see us again. Yes, I miss him from time to time, but, you can’t have everything in life. And I decided to stick with my mom, the love of my life.
Hello everyone! It’s been a long week with some hot developments.
AP and wifey chatted a little more this week. AP asked if she had any fetishes or things she’d like to try in the bedroom.
She admitted to liking rough sex with some choking and hair pulling which I know.
He also asked how she felt about anal and she was open to it down the line. I enjoy anal with her sometimes, usually with a toy first to loosen her up and some DP. So nothing unusual she’d be open to with him that she doesn’t do with me.
Yesterday (Friday) she was working the evening shift at the kitchen so they did the previous routine from last time where they met at the gym and went back to his place for a shower and some fun.
We’re hanging out with AP tonight at a pool party being hosted at his apartment complex. I have a feeling wifey will be getting very drunk and handsy. I’m excited to see where this leads. Will update everyone tomorrow morning.
“”Rolling over after a great dream. My hand is tracing the beautiful minx laying next to me. My body shutters with the pull to my cock. “Butt why should I have all the fun” I quietly said. Pressing the head of my cock into her sweet little ass. Breathing heavily upon her ear, my hips started to shutter as I pulled back. The grating of my clit only made worse from the tension of her tail! About to lose it all I grabbed ahold of the minx’s tit and.. and slammed my hips forward. The one thing on my mind was now on my lips. Just brimming to cum out!”
“This is Prime Time Klit 96.9 The Rave with DJ Maeve” Nova ReBoot said with a deep booming voice that echoed six times in the distance.
“Okay I am done for. This story has it all. The only thing that is missing is my own anal play. From the tease of my finger to the booty slapping good time that is only a breath away. This is Prime Time Klit 96.9 with me, your temptress DJ Maeve and The Rave cuming all over your speakers! Let us get back to the tail cause without it you are likely to hear me moan.. a lot.”
“”Struggling to get out of these pretty silver wrist cuffs that the EGPD had me in. Sighing as I hung my head, catching a glimpse of my shame before my eyes shut.
“We have you for petty theft. Is there anything else you would like us to hear? Any more confessions of other things you have shoplifted from this store?”
Hearing her voice is a somber reminder of the way I had tagged my tits. I had put them up for sale as a promotion and now I am being charged with shoplifting… Shaking my head in defeat, shaking my head in shame.”
“This is Klit 96.9 The Rave Drive@5 with your #1 DJ Maeve” Nova ReBoot said with enthusiasm!
“Wow, I mean Wow… When the cops get involved then bring you up on petty theft charges let me guess a C cup possibly bordering on a D… Girl you are in so much trouble, Mmm Mmmm, butt just think of all the sex you’ll have once in the clank. My pussy is jealous. This is DJ Maeve and The Rave cuming all over your speakers from our home at Klit 96.9 Drive@5.”