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[FFM] Hungover.

I remember waking up with an insane hangover next to a naked, large chested and wide hipped woman who I had been causally hooking up with.

She was in a very well paying job and she knew how to blow off steam after a hard day’s work. I was actually finding it difficult to keep up with drinking and cocaine habit.

Don’t get me wrong.. I like to party.. but I know when the party is over too.

Remember guys there will always be another another party.

Anyway.

After I woke I went to get some water as I was slowly dying and got back into bed. My friend woke up and didn’t even bother getting up. We both lay in bed moaning about how silly it was to drink so much and take all those drugs.

Then there was a tap at the door and one of her roommate popped her head in.

I had never met the girl but she was a slight, pale and rather nervous looking brunette and after a wave from my lady friend she came over and my lady friend pulled back the sheets exposing her naked body…. She was statuesque with round ample tits and our new mousey friend hopped in the bed and we all manoeuvred so that we all were covered. It was a dead of winter and it was cold out. Read more »

Came on my Coworkers Face at a Convention: Part 3 [MF][Teasing]

*Sorry for the delay, y’all. I was working an event for the last few days and it didn’t leave me much time for reminiscing.*

For those who didn’t read [Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7bibiw/came_on_my_coworkers_face_at_a_convention/) or [Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7bm2mw/came_on_my_coworkers_face_at_a_convention_part_2/):

*TL;DR – Me (6′ bearded guy, think Jason Momoa but like, you know, not insanely jacked) and my coworker Samantha (think Christina Hendricks with a bunch of tattoos and not, you know, the most beautiful woman alive) are working an extremely stressful corporate convention where I handle all the day-to-day, managing our little team and she’s an AV squad of one.*

*Part 1: Late night text about how awesome our hotel robes are turns into sending noods and eventually mutual masturbation with me cumming all over her face. Fun!*

*Part 2: Day one of the Convention stress leads to some more dirty texting and an intense blowjob in a storage closet during a presentation. Highly professional!*

**Part 3:** Read more »

[F] – Mirror Monster – Part 7 [Fsub] [bd] [nc] [sci-fi] [Tentacles]

Taylor was already waiting at a table by the time I got to the small cafe she had texted me about. I had been attempting to contact the monster the entire time during my car ride but it didn’t seem to answer the way it did earlier. And now that I thought about it, it really only seemed to talk when I was really horny. I had a hunch that it’s ability to talk and control me had something to do with that.

Entering the cafe I found it to be a fairly dark setting. There were private tables scattered throughout the small room that allowed for people to have private conversations. The lights were dim, and the walls were made of a dark brick that sort of set the mood for the place. The floor was a dark hard wood, and only made the place see more cozy. I could see why Taylor picked this place. It had no mirrors on the walls but would also allow us to talk in private without other customers listening. I went towards the back of the cafe and saw Taylor sitting in a small booth by herself with a coffee in front of her. She looked uncomfortable. Her face was strained a little, and she kept fidgeting shifting back and forth in her seat. I could see her jaw clenching as if she was trying to endure something. I didn’t even have to ask what was wrong. I already knew. Read more »

[MF] A One Night Stand With A Girl I Met On Twitter (Part Two)

Part one is here for those who need to catch up. https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7cr7mk/mf_a_one_night_stand_with_a_girl_i_met_on_twitter/

The feedback from part one was very positive on the whole, although there was understandably some disappointment at the lack of dirty stuff.
Fear not dirty perverts, for all the smut starts here.

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The next few weeks were agonising. I’d since taken a shitty door-to-door job and I was bad at it. This was around January/February time and I just needed to support myself until September when I’d be starting university. (It didn’t quite work out that way, but that’s another (and far less interesting) story). All the while I couldn’t stop thinking about my forthcoming trip to Manchester. I was cautious not to get myself too excited as I had no guarantee of anything, she could have changed her mind at any moment. I kept telling myself we were just going to meet up for a drink, nothing more than that, and truth be told, I’d have been more than happy with that. Read more »

Introduced [m]y wi[f]e to bondage

Over the past two months, my wife and I have had a sexual reawakening. Last night, we tried out the bed restraints I bought.

I got home from my weekly poker game (drinking on Mondays make them so much more bearable) around 11:00, and when I got home, she was still awake.

After a little bit of small talk, she tore my shirt off of me, but it wasn’t her night to take control; Daddy came home on a mission.

As she straddled me, I began to choke her, softly at first, but the harder she bounced on my dick, the harder I wanted my hands around her. One hand feverishly rubbed her clit as she rode my cock while the other hand choked her to stifle the sounds of ecstasy from waking up the rest of the people in the house.

After she came, I gave her a minute of recovery time before throwing her forcefully off of me and flipping her over like a piece of meat. Pushing her face into the bed, I started to pound on her from behind. As she bit into the pillow to stop from screaming, her soaking wet pussy withstood my barrage of hate-thrusts. Read more »

[MF] More Fap Fodder Today

Just another day at the office, looking for a place to make me drop my load. I created this unique tool called a [Dickometer](https://soundgasm.net/u/comealot/Dickometer). You see, I’m aurally excitable. Listening to a woman’s voice turns me on. And listening to a woman’s orgasm turns me on even more. Do you feel me?

The dickometer works pretty damn good and this week-end it was off the charts. I found a few sites worth bookmarking and sharing with my masturbation friendly buddies like me. Of course, my favorite is [Comealot.net](http://comealot.net). I like it because this one is mine and I get to create and share all kind of kinky, juicy stories. Who knows? One day I may even write a story with a plot! So far they’ve all been pretty ritualistic. Oooh. Aaah. Pull out your cock and wank it for me baby. Milk that cow. Cum. Wait twenty minutes and do it again. Slam bam thank you ma’am. Kind of boring, huh. Well not really because each time I listen to them I get the “release” guaranteed. Sock it to me baby! Read more »

To the girl at work [MF][Str8]

I cannot believe I’m doing this. I work with you, and you are incredibly sexy. I get turned on simply from driving to work and every time I’m near you because of how implausibly hot you are. When I come ask you those stupid questions at work, I know the answer already, but I cannot resist your beauty. You’ve never noticed, but I have to hide my erection whenever I’m near you, when you lean close; to give me the answers I seek, and you speak into my ear to avoid other prying ears… it’s all I can do to avoid bursting and sometimes I’ve been overcome by the desire of being near you and cannot resist. Read more »

[FMF] Hide and Seek [fantasy] [inc]

Snowmoth darted easily between the moonlit trees, listening intently for his breathing as he chased her. He’d managed to rid her of her tunic in the tussle on the riverbank, but she had no intent of letting him pin her down in the forest. Suddenly, however, she found herself under open sky, having run straight into the southern clearing. Breathlessly she stood looking around the tree line, straining her ears to pick up the slightest sound of movement, looking carefully for the slightest rustle of branch or leaf. It was no use. He was too good. Too quiet.

Too focused on him, Snowmoth forgot all about the other one, until suddenly she sprang out of the tall grass, tackling her to the ground.

“Got her!” Moonshade shouted, pinning Snowmoth below her.

“You’re working with him now?” Snowmoth asked incredulously as he dropped from a tree and stalked through the clearing over to the pair of them.

“Of course I am, dummy.” Moonshade said with a grin, leaning down to give her sister a kiss. “Otherwise you’d always win, and that’s no fun.”

“You’re slowing down, sis.” her brother said, crouching down with a grin on his face. “I almost thought I had you at the riverbank.” Read more »

[MF] Museum Benefit, I hope we’re not on security footage

First time posting, I apologize if this is too long…
This happened a few weeks ago, and it’s one of the handful of true stories that I think qualifies for this incredible sub. Anyways, my girlfriend works as a publicist and sometimes has to fill tables at fundraisers for her wealthy clients who buy a table but don’t want to show up. It was a black-tie event, so there’s me looking sharp in my tux and my girlfriend, Anne, wearing a formal gown.

Before we get started let’s describe Anne for those of you who want a better picture. She’s 5’10’’ with blonde highlighted hair down to her shoulders. She is thin everywhere except her perfectly fuckable ass (it’s hard to pull your eyes away from it) attached to her long sexy legs. After years of being a boob man, she converted me. Honestly, her body is incredible and it’s a very rare occasion when she isn’t the hottest woman in the room. Read more »