My [F] slutty adventures Part 2 (long. Giggity)

In my last post I told about how I left my dead bedroom marriage and started to rediscover sex. This is more of what I got up to. It’s been kind of a journey and the third part will be when the juicy stuff starts ;)

I got a Facebook message from my ex brother in law’s friend Greg saying he was sorry to hear about my marriage and he asked if I needed anything. Because I’m cheeky I mentioned how I could do with some help putting a wardrobe together. He said sure he could help and we arranged for him to come over. We were in my bedroom, he was putting the wardrobe together and I was ‘supervising’ which meant laying on the bed watching him do it. I was feeling a bit frisky, watching men do manual labour is quite hot, so I started giving my clit a bit of a rub.

It’s pronounced boo-car-kay, actually. [fmmmmmmmmm][buk]

I just couldn’t help myself. I know it’s lame, and I know it’s a stupid thing to be pedantic about, but for some reason, it just really grinds me. It’s like, I have this friend on Facebook who goes completely mental when someone mistypes “there” or “their” or “they’re”, and I had a boyfriend once who would get red-faced over the “10 items or less” signs at the supermarket.

I’m not that weird, is all I’m saying. Not really.

I was standing behind another customer, in the dimly lit basement of _Dirty Dreams_ and I was half-listening to him. “Do you have, uh, any of that Japanese stuff? You know with the girl and all the guys?” He looked more or less like you’d expect. Big sweaty guy whose ass-crack was winking nauseatingly at me from the too-tight waist of his pants.

“Bukkake?” asked the clerk.

I couldn’t help it. I cleared my throat, “Actually,” I said, “it’s pronounced boo-car-kay”. The guy swivelled to look at me. He inspected me like I’d shown up at his doorstep trying to sell him religion.

He snorted, “‘Boo-car-kay’, huh? And you’re some kind of – ” he waved his hand dismissively – “expert?”

Fucking in a Dark Shower [MF]

This was the thing; I didn’t even want to have an adventure on the day I did. I was tired, alright. Tired and completely done with the day. It’s funny, though, how thin your perspective on sleep becomes after a perfect pair of legs walks by. Her name was Emily, and I’ll tell you guys all about her.

I had to be in the city the next day for my study (I was 23 at the time) and because I didn’t have an apartment yet, I had to sleep at a friend’s. Thom was a casual guy, seemed always relaxed, never minded me sleeping on his floor, and was always around people. This particular night, he was out, but he told me to make myself at home. I knew where everything was.

I got in at ten in the evening. At 22:14 I was sitting in the common kitchen, reading a book – I believe it was Alice in wonderland – and drinking a cup of tea. It was quiet in the kitchen and I was grateful for that. The day had been long and I needed this easy conclusion. Or so I thought.

Her Friend’s Brother [fm, str8]

I write weekly sexy stories on my little blog (link in comments below). Here is my latest:

Grace watched as her friend emptied the ice from her glass out the second story window of her townhouse. “What are you doing, Tash?”

“Oh, I’ve got plants down there, I’m looking after them. This is as close to watered as they get.”

This unusual gesture was not unlike most things Tash did– lazy, a little unconventional, but generally with her heart in the right place. Grace’s limited experience of the world and conventional, conservative upbringing made this aspect of Tash appealing. She would often watch in amusement as Tash did things that were perfectly normal for Tash. Like that night, when she’d invited a backpacker guy home from the bar to play xbox because he said he’d been missing gaming when travelling. She picked up the controller again.

When inviting him over, she’d said, “You can come and stay the night. But I’ve got one rule– no sex. Don’t even ask. Just xbox and a comfy bed, and maybe pancakes for breakfast if Duke is up in time.”

Are We There Yet? [Msolo] [Fsolo] [Exhibitionism]

I couldn’t tell if the waitress knew what we were doing underneath that vintage tabletop.  I mean I guess it really didn’t matter since we would never see that place or her again, but I was still curious to know if she ever figured it out.  Probably should explain.

Things had been very hectic for the both of us, which is a good thing don’t get me wrong.  However, that left us with a lot less time to spend with each other over the past few months.  So when the opportunity arose, we decided to take a weekend road trip to a beautiful bed and breakfast located about five hours from where we both lived.  

The updated bed and breakfast was located in the heart of a quaint little village and was situated on acres upon acres of perfectly manicured lawn.  Gorgeous gardens surrounded most of the bed and breakfast with all of them underneath an umbrella of tall oak trees.  Different types of flowers and foliage were planted all over the garden; providing each section with a different ambiance from tranquil to sensual.  The perfect location for a relaxing romantic weekend.  At least, that’s what the reviews on the website said.  But I guess five hundred plus people couldn’t be wrong when they gave it a five star rating on Tripadvisor.

First-time shower threesome with Kylie. [MFM]

I just got out of class at three on a Friday, and the afternoon was beautiful and warm. It was later April, and finally we were seeing some heat after a chilly Vermont winter. Walking past the quad to my dorm room, I saw guys playing frisbee and cute girls laying out in the sunlight, which had a golden afternoon hue. My mood was grand, since I had a pretty hectic week at my college. Getting to my room to relax for a bit, my roommate Jay is there playing video games. He asked me if he wanted to go on a run since it was such gorgeous day. I needed to blow off some steam from the week, so I gladly agreed to join. We put on our running gear and start making our way to the nearby park with a jogging path. About to start up but I got a call from Kylie, who just got out of class and asked what we were up to. Kylie was our mutual friend of which both Jay and I were currently and exclusively sexually involved. We would have threesomes with her about twice a week, as friends with benefits. I told her we were about to start a run at the park and that she was welcome to join. Kylie agreed and told us to get started and she’d be there soon.

Her first creampie [MF]

I can’t say she was my first. And i can’t say i was hers. But we were each others first love. This much was undoubtable.

Since i’d first sat next to her in the fourth grade there had been a sort of magnetism between us. And as we grew it inevitably turned to a sort of a teenage longing. The object of unrequited passion, just beyond our fingertips.

We lived in a small West-Coast mountain hamlet with two high schools. And of course we both went to the other.

I saw her from time to time. But it seemed like it was the dream never to be. I kept true to my own pursuits, becoming captain of our water polo team. I had girlfriends. I started to shave.

One summer we went to a movie. And she was suddenly a woman. A gorgeous woman. Slender and blonde. Fit yet curvaceous. It was all i could do to not put my arm around her and bring her close to me. But my adolescent myopia had a certain honor to it. And i wasn’t a cheater. So i restrained. Afterwards she sheepishly told me she had found a boyfriend. I remember trying to convince myself i was happy for her.

[MF] I fucked my brother-in-laws girlfriend in the woods while camping [Cheating][Long]

This happened over a year ago and I’m still shocked at how quickly things went from 0 to 100….

My wife, Abby, and I (Mark) decided to go camping and invited her brother Josh and his girlfriend Katie. There is a pretty big age gap between my wife and her (younger) brother, who also happens to be a few years older than Katie. This leaves me as the oldest of the group at 35, and Katie as the youngest, at 24. Katie is a 5’5” blonde with blue eyes; probably 115lbs. She’s definitely a good looking girl, with pale skin and a killer smile. What her small B cups lack, she makes up for with a nice well shaped butt. Not big, but a nice, well shaped, tight ass. Myself, I’m 6ft, 220lbs, with a big enough build to pass for working out.

Over the years I took a peak or two while Katie was in a bikini and we joke with each other a bit but I always took it as friendly banter. I could point to no flirting on a level that could trigger what was about to happen.

My girlfriend and her friend, part 4 [mf]

Unfortunately, this story doesn’t culminate in a threesome. If you want to read about one of those, go [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/4iiyle/my_first_threesome_in_a_brothel_in_prague_22mff/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=user&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage) I will write about one of the other brothel threesomes later on.

We went back to the room. I had brought some weed, and offered to smoke with Karen. She took me up on my offer. We got comfortable and got ready for bed. I wasn’t satisfied, however, and kept pushing for a threesome. I took my clothes off again, taking pleasure in exhibitionism; but neither girl wanted to take it further.

We turned the lights out, and I wanted to fuck Bee in the dark. She wouldn’t let me with Karen in the room. She promised she’d reward me when we got home. We sat there cross-legged, and she tried to calm me down. Maybe it was the weed, but something strange happened. I felt a sensation in my “third eye”—the spot roughly in between my eyebrows—that I usually get when I go from being stressed to calm. And I felt like I became unmoored in time. I was sat there in the dark, and at the same time I am in the hot spring, nude, with Bee, while Karen showers. I am in the hotel room, jumping up and down in front of the two girls, my cock wagging up and down as they giggle. I am in the hotel room, sitting cross-legged with Bee in the dark. I am sitting on the floor of the bathroom, cumming on her face as my reward.

[M]y Wi[F]e Lucy and the Next Morning Blowjob Contest.

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7o1458/my_wife_lucy_and_the_new_years_eve_of_a_lifetime/)

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The next morning to my disappointment I find myself waking up in an empty bed, the girls have gotten up and abandoned me. My hopes of another round before we got up were gone, I decided that I better get up and jump in the shower. After a quick shower and shave, I reemerge from the bathroom to find Lucy and Siobhan sitting on the bed giggling amongst themselves. Both of them are wearing some of Lucy’s skimpy PJs, extra short shorts and tight string tops. They teasingly joke how I slept through their morning fun. Both are in a very giddy mood and acting like school girls, possibly still a bit drunk from the night before. They try to convince me to do a magic mike style striptease for them as Lucy puts on some music, I decline and they both jump up from the bed to try encourage me. Lucy walks up to me and whispers in my ear “we have a surprise for you, if you give us a quick show”, as the two girls sit back onto the bed I decide to do a few moves and tease them with my towel. Never letting them get a full view, Lucy quickly grabs the towel and pulls it from me. As I stand butt naked infront of these two beautiful woman, Lucy decides to ask me “who gives the best blowjobs?” I freeze for a moment, did I just hear what I think I heard? How do I answer this? Talk about being put on the spot. They both have very similar skills in the cock sucking department, Siobhan is more enthusiastic about blowjobs and that alone gives her the edge over Lucy. But I can’t not pick Lucy, can I? Just as I’m about to answer, Lucy interrupts “how about we find out now!” As she points to the chair in the corner of the room.