[MF] An all I can eat feast

Yesterday was Day 2 of the Vasectomy Challenge in which my wife is helping me shoot 20 loads over 21 days.

I got home from the gym after work, helped with dinner, ate, put the kids to bed, and showered.

As we were sitting on the couch enjoying some wine, my wife seemed… squirmy. Like she couldn’t get comfortable. Eventually I asked what’s up, and she said “I put on some special panties while you were in the shower, and now I’m so fucking wet.”

She spread her legs towards me and there was a clear wet spot in the crotch of her yoga pants. She finished her wine, stood up, took my hand and led me to the bedroom.

When she peeled the yoga pants off her, I saw she was wearing a pair of panties with a string of pearls that went through her pussy. She laid back on the bed, spread her legs, and told me that I could only cum from going down her. It’s a challenge we’ve done before, usually when I get back from a business trip and haven’t cum in a few days. I love worshiping her pussy and it turns me on to the point of spontaneous ejaculation.

Hottest sex I had over spring break in the Gym bathroom [MF] [Long]

I’m a college Junior and I turn 20 soon. I’m 5’10-11 with slightly long hair and a decent beard. I started going to the gym everyday since January and it’s been pretty game changing. I’m in much better shape and started seeing differences about 2 weeks ago. I’m an international student so whenever spring break comes up all of my friends go back home and I’m usually here alone for about a week. I was going to the gym consistently and would see the same girl at least twice a week. It was Tuesday morning around 9 am and I walk in to the gym to start off with some cardio and see her there. I have no clue what her name is. She’s about 5’1 or 5’2. A brunette with long hair, hazel eyes and a smile to die for. She’s quite petite but has the most perfect ass I’ve ever seen. She’s always wearing tight yoga pants and a sports bra over her B-Cup breasts. Her slightly toned abs are perfectly visible and a massive turn on to anyone. I’m wearing shorts and a nike gym shirt which kinda shows off some of my muscles. Our gym only has like 5 treadmill machines so we often run next to each other. The same happened this very Tuesday. Like I said before, I walked into the gym and there she was, running on the treadmill and instantly hypnotizing me with that perfectly plum ass. I checked her out the entire way to the treadmill and punched in my workout. I noticed she, for the first time, didn’t have any headphones in so I decided to keep mine in my pocket too. I started running and occasionally peeked to my right just to see if she was looking at me, which she wasn’t, and also to see how much longer she would run for. I normally do 2 miles in 16 minutes and she does a mile in 10. We kept running and I kept checking her out, it was kind of blurry and I played it off as stretching my neck or back mid-run. I didn’t really care if she caught my checking her out at all, if anything I wanted her to comment on it so I can flirt with her. Alas nothing happening during the run and I finished before her. I went to the water fountain, filled up and went to the unisex bathroom. I was sweating far more than usual and took my shirt off but left the bathroom door open. I washed my face and splashed some water on myself (usually do this while resting between workouts). I was washing my hands as I heard her treadmill come to a halt. I was about to put my shirt back on in case she was going to come to the bathroom but a little part of me wanted her to notice the progress I made (nothing spectacular but you could tell I had been working out). Now this bathroom is only for one person, has a sink counter and can only be entered if the person inside leaves first. So I left it off and just left the water running. I could hear her steps coming so I (as a douche would do) started flexing a little and pretended to be embarrassed when she was standing right behind me. I saw her in the mirror and she smiled at me, I smiled back rather sheepishly and let out a tiny giggle.

“*Les nuits d’une demoiselle*” [French] [song]

“*Les nuits d’une demoiselle*”, by Colette Renard is probably one of the most playful erotic song about sex.

[Listen on Utub](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtKeEZ92rqg)

> Que c’est bon d’être demoiselle
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> Car le soir dans mon petit lit
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> Quand l’étoile Vénus étincelle
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> Quand doucement tombe la nuit
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> Je m’fais sucer la friandise
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> Je m’fais caresser le gardon
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> Je m’fais empeser la chemise
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> Je m’fais picorer le bonbon
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> Je m’fais frotter la péninsule
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> Je m’fais béliner le joyau
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> Je m’fais remplir le vestibule
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> Je m’fais ramoner l’abricot
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> Je m’fais farcir la mottelette
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> Je m’fais couvrir le rigondin
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> Je me fais gonfler la moufflette
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> Je m’fais donner le picotin
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> Je m’fais laminer l’écrevisse
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> Je m’fais froyer le cœur fendu
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> Je me fais tailler la pelisse
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> Je m’fais planter le mont velu
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> Je m’fais briquer le casse-noisettes
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> Je m’fais mamourer le bibelot
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> Je m’fais savourer la sucette
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> Je m’fais reluire le berlingot
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> Je m’fais gauler la mignardise
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> Je m’fais rafraîchir le tison
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> Je me fais grossir la cerise
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> Je m’fais nourrir le hérisson
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> Je m’fais chevaucher la chosette
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> Je m’fais chatouiller le bijou
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> Je m’fais bricoler la cliquette
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> Je me fais gâter le matou
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> Mais vous me demand’rez peut-être
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> Ce que je fais le jour durant
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> Oh ! cela tient en peu de lettres :
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> Le jour, je baise, tout simplement.
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[MF] My 25yo hot sociopatic side-chic

It’s probably not going to be short, but I’ll try my best to keep it as entertaining as possible.

Last summer I met a girl (for the sake of the story let’s call her Sunshine) and we had a blast. But I mean it was a fucking gong show! Can I say fucking on Reddit? Meh. Drugs, drinking, partying, sex (a lot of it), adventures and other crazy shit that a month before I wouldn’t even imagine doing. I’ve spent somewhere between $30,000 – $50,000 in 6 weeks and it was the most fun I had in years.

A bit about myself: I’m in my mid 30’s, married with kids, fairly successful, intelligent, witty, fit and very territorial. I have an Alpha personality. I am not a sociopath but actually quite the opposite and funny enough is that my ability to be able to relate to people is what allows me to understand, love but also to manipulate them.

[Ff] When self-bondage changes hands. [bondage][bdsm]

She hated her body. 25 years old and it still looked 16. A 5’8″ schoolgirl with a platinum credit card and growing sex toy collection. Every visit to the liquor store meant producing ID. Every decadent lingerie trip meant re-measuring the 32B’s in case they’d grown. They hadn’t – but got treated as if they had.

It probably didn’t help that she kept makeup simple, blonde hair tied back in a pony tail more often than not and pussy lasered near fully bare – though that last one was a treat to herself for the Lazenby contract win – and who the hell else could see it so fuck it. She loved it when the lube got messy with her juices and she smeared it as she fucked herself. Latex gloves worked best, the slick surface pushing the wet over the smooth delivering such amazing sensations. Why shave all. the. time – laser it was.

A Right To Rule: Chapter One [fm] [slavery]

Evie had only been awake for five minutes, and already knew that today would be hellish.

Through her still-blurry vision, she saw one of her mother’s favorite servants, Abrams, standing before her with a tray of breakfast.

“Lady Evelyn, your mother requests your presence as quickly as possible. I have instructions here to oversee your morning routine in order to get you to her post-haste,” Abrams said in a deep voice, casting his eyes to his floor as he talked to her.

Evie grumbled and rolled out of bed and put on her silk robe. Despite her love for her mother, being the daughter of one of the most powerful women in the Lythe Kingdom had its downsides. The expectations on her were enormous now that she had come of age. The fact her mother had ordered Abrams personally to oversee her getting ready meant she was up to something.

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The Gagging Teacher and The Athletic Cumslut (pt. 2/2) [long] [mf]

I didn’t have much time between Sarah and Cindy. Maybe 6 hours. After a quick lunch, I smoked a little bud and took a luxurious nap on my sex-covered sheets. I woke up feeling refreshed and went for a quick workout.

I’m not a gym rat, but I workout to relieve stress and keep my life balanced. That, and to stave off a beer gut for as long as possible. I’m not “ripped,” but my abs are toned. A vein runs down my left bicep. I’m strong; I can deadlift and squat upwards of 400lbs. I have two faded tattoos. A scruffy face with short brown hair. I have some Cuban in me, so I stay just darker than most, throughout the year. My chest hair is trimmed, my stomach to my balls: smooth. My dick is cut, just above average in length, and average girth. I usually get compliments on my abilities in the sack.

As I got out of the shower after the gym, I gave myself a little smirk in the mirror. I still couldn’t believe this was happening.

One the way to Cindy’s I grabbed some beer. We were headed to the bars later and I wanted to pregame a bit.

Open relationship Blowjob [MF]

God, I love college girls!! My girlfriend of 5 years and I have officially opened our relationship. We have helped each other make kick ass dating profiles on various apps. It’s been fun seeing some of our mutual friends come up randomly. I doubt anyone would ask us directly why we are on these dating apps but if we are we have that covered. The best has been browsing and seeing some of the college girls on these apps, they are gorgeous.

Although my girlfriend has gotten over 80 messages in less than a day of us signing up, I had a date before her. Although my girlfriend went on two dates over the weekend but nothing special happened. She said the guys didn’t deserve some fun with her. I on the other hand went on a date with a very curvy 22 year old blonde named Alyssa a day before her.

[MF] I made love with my best friend’s wife!

My best friend died last year from an accident. He was happily married to a nice Indian American woman who is a doctor and they have a beautiful daughter. I was very close with them and his death was difficult for both of us.

Last Saturday I met her in the town and I gave her a lift. She invited me to come over her house and I decided to spend few hours in the evening with them. Her daughter had fallen asleep.We were talking and had some beer too. We talked about a lot of things; my friend, life, her family.

It was quite intimate. Not only was she turning my on physically, but intellectually too.I leaned in to kiss her, and soon we were kissing. Her lips tasted amazing. I wasn’t sure at this point what she was thinking. Would she want to go through with this? I was certainly ready, but it was a bit hard to read her enthusiasm. So I decided to myself, fuck it, I’m just going to follow her and let her tell me if I should make my way back home.

[mf][nc][anal][drugs][Mdom] Make Yourself At Home

*This story is pure fiction and fantasy. None of these characters are real and I do not condone sexual assault in any way, shape or form.*

I used to spend a lot of time at one of my friends’ place. He had this pretty large apartment he was only able to afford because he could share it with a roommate, a girl called Melanie.

Melanie was weird, and the impression she left on me was even weirder.

At first, she was just part of the scenery. I would visit my friend and occasionally see her walking in the hallway, or hear her chat with a friend, or see her working on her computer in the living room. I didn’t find her particularly attractive: she gave me a massive tomboy, hippie vibe, had a thing for hard drug use, didn’t care much about her physical appearance and was very self-deprecating. She was tiny and awfully thin, bordering on anorexia, and you could feel her social awkwardness from a mile away.