Forced to jerk off in front of the workplace boss [Str8][MF][Fdom]

*Popping a boner at work is pretty unprofessional, don’t you think?*

Especially in front of your boss. I’d probably write you up in disgust
if I didn’t want to see what you could do with that thing. So that’s your
punishment. Show me your dick. I know you won’t run to HR about it.

Not bad. While I’m ahead I’d ask you your kill count with that thing but
seeing your search activity on the network during your breaks I’m making
an estimated guess of zero. Yeah, I look at that kind of stuff. Yours
the most. You have some pretty interesting and specific tastes, almost
like you’re looking for someone exactly, or at least someone who looks like them.

As if you had an intimidating, strict boss who you’d had enough of one day
and you wanted to throw her onto the floor, pull her by the hair and shove your cock
between her lips and down her throat, hearing it squelch and hearing me-uh, her, gag
and spit and make muffled protests, staring into her eyes that are rolling into the
back of her head, letting yourself go pumping your cum right into her stomach.

[F]Grinded the cock straight off of my vibrator, George “Purp” Cliton {Solo}

I had a couple of hours, so I put on an old movie to kill the time.
There’s a whole chunk of this particular movie that fills this weird “protection” thing that I have, and that’s sexier than any naked being standing in front of me. The idea of being watched from across the room, knowing you’re completely protected and it’s safe to be who you are, even in public.

*Sigh* ANYWAY.

I get Cliton (Purp for short), start the scene over again, and close my eyes to imagine the ravenous fuckin’ IMPALING that i’d take from this character… I suppose technically it was a hate fuck. A Solo Hate-Crime on my pussy, if you will.
I can see the peak from the bottom of the hill, and all of a sudden it stops vibrating inside me. The clit part was still vibrating, and buttons still lit, and as I lift up (reverse cowgirl) I see like 3 inches of wire holding onto the inside of that dildo for dear life.

It was my first sex toy, so naturally He gets a proper burial.
In an extremely nice shoe box.
I’m talking DSW, none of this Bogo business.

[MF] Unarranged Anonymous Sex

This happened a couple years ago back when I was in college and is to this day one of my favorite sexual experiences. The 3 below sections just explain the situation and unexpectedness of it all if you want you can skip those to get to the foreplay.

Every year (until recently) Ohio State University has a tradition called the mirror lake jump. Basically a bunch of students jump and party in their on campus lake called Mirror Lake before their biggest sporting event of the year, their rivalry OSU vs Michigan football game.

I was visiting (as I didn’t go to OSU) and staying with 5 guy friends that lived off campus to partake in all the fun that weekend. We pregamed, got drunk, and then around 9 PM after the sun had gone down made our mile and a half trek to the lake. By time we got there the lake was already bustling with activity and a quarter full. In my experience it only fills up about halfway as the other end is quite deep and drunk college kids tend to do better when they can stand as opposed to trending water.

[MF] Epic Craigslist Success Story

In honour of today’s shuttering of the Canadian personals sections on Craigslist, I’m reposting my most memorable casual encounter:

Ever try hooking up with Craigslist? I replied to some ads that I found enticing, but only got silence (or offers to join camgirl sites). I tried posting a few ads of my own, and got much of the same – obvious scams, no real girls.

It all changed when I wrote a very dirty response to an ad that asked for domination. I didn’t get a reply, but I thought that what I wrote was too good not to share. So I posted another ad. And this one fucking worked!!

Within three weeks I had fucked two random girls – no dating, no bullshit, and exactly the way I wanted it (those are stories for another time). They were decent looking girls, don’t get me wrong, and I had a good time with both of them, but they were nothing compared to Kitten (that was a piece of her email address, and how I ended up addressing her through most of our correspondence). I’m an average looking 34-year-old; she’s a smoking hot 18-year-old. Cue the comments about this being fake, I don’t mind. I’d feel the same way if it didn’t happen to me!

A Jerk Told Me He’d Fuck Me And For Some Reason I Let Him! [TM]

So a couple weeks ago this pretty hot guy matched with me on Tinder. He said he was 6′5 Black, clean shaven and clean haircut, super ripped in his shirtless pics and he was 26. So yes, he was the type of guy I totally fall for physically but texting with him back and forth for a little bit I realized, he was like an ass.

He would text me things like

“Hit me up with some nudes cause I got loads to compare ya with before I decide to fuck u or nah”

Like that wasn’t cool with me. I’m open to sex and relatively early sex with new people, but you still have to be respectfully about how you court me you know? So I told him in your dreams and to fuck off before he responded with this.

“It all rites shawty. You’ll let me fuck you soon. It gonna happen.”

Bleh.. What a prick. So I blocked him and tried to forget about him

[MF] Conversation With Divorced MILF Inside Apartment Laundry Room Leads To Best Moment Of My Life

I have always been a fan of this subreddit, but I’ve never had anything to post. I’m happy to report that has changed…in a big way.

A few weeks ago I moved into a new apartment building, and I noticed a lot of the tenants were older than me. I am 26-years-old, and everyone I was seeing inside the building looked to be in their late 30s and 40s. That wasn’t a problem for me. I am an old soul with a baby face. I’ve had a few people tell me I remind them of [Timothée Chalamet](https://imgur.com/a/TtqaDsS)

I often find myself having better conversations with people who are older than me, so I was glad the building wasn’t full of college students.

Anyway, while checking my mail last week, I noticed a woman walking down the apartment hall. She was probably in her early 40s, and it looked like she was about to take her dog for a walk. She wore a pair of black leggings with a tank top, and I’m typically an ass man, but her tits were the first thing I noticed. God damn did they look good in her top. At one point she had to bend over to fix her dog’s leash, and I nearly let out an audible “daaaaamn.”

Post Move [MF]

We had just moved and hadn’t had sex in 2-3 weeks. It started like most other times, with some light foreplay. I was going down on my wife and eating her out, pretty standard, when I decided I wanted to make this fuck memorable. I pulled her up and put her on all fours, ready to fuck her doggystyle. I proceeded to pound her pussy. I knew I wouldn’t last long, courtesy of the long hiatus because of the move. After about 2 minutes of frantic fucking, I pulled out and came on her ass and the small of her back. Normally, she would have accepted the fact that I came and was finished and we would have gone to bed, but I wanted to show her how much I’d missed our regular fuck sessions. So I moved to the other side and put my dick right in her face and said “get me hard again”. She seemed taken aback, but also intrigued. She sucked my cum and her juices off my dick, lapping at it as though she had been helplessly craving it for the past two weeks and got me hard again after a minute or two. She had always been an amazing cocksucker and it was difficult to pull away, but I went back to her ass and got ready to start fucking her again. I entered and started slow. I grabbed her by the hair and pulled back, then with my other hand, I scooped up the cum that had not slid off her back onto the bed and I shoved my cumcoated fingers into her mouth. She instinctively started sucking the cum off my fingers. After she had devoured the cum from my fingers, I slowly started exploring her ass with those same, now soaking wet fingers, still fucking her at a slow pace this whole time. Still with a handful of her hair balled up in my fist, I harshly whispered in her ear “you may only rub your clit while I have a finger in your ass, if you do it any other time, I will punish you”. She has never been entirely comfortable with ass play, but I was feeling dominant, and I didn’t want to let up. She decided to immediately test me and started rubbing her clit, so I pulled back on her hair more and quickly moved my other hand to her ass and SMACK!, I left a hand print on her ass any porn star would have been proud of. She whimpered “I’m sorry” and asked me to put a finger in her ass so she could cum. I told her, “you cum when I say you cum”. I fucked her pussy from behind until she quietly begged for a finger again a couple minutes later. I pulled my now soaking wet dick out and buried my face in her ass, licking like a mad dog. I moved down to her pussy and put a finger in her ass. She quickly started rubbing her clit, while I ate her pussy and fingered her ass. I could tell she was close to cumming, so I took my finger out of her ass and positioned myself for the final rough fuck I had hoped for and now had her silently begging for. Before I pulled out, I had been going at a slow steady pace, but now sensing that she was ready to cum and I was building up for my second load, I started fucking her like a high schooler, constantly going balls deep and pulling my 7 inches all the way out before burying my dick balls deep again. This time, I shoved 2 fingers back in her ass and I heard her gasp in ecstasy as she began rubbing her clit again, for the final time tonite, I had decided. She pleaded in exhausted breaths for me not to stop so I continued pounding her until she came with explosive force. “OH MY FUCKING GOD” she screamed as she and I both came at the same time and finally collapsed onto the bed, drained from the fuck session unlike anything we’ve had since before we had our kids. What a fucking night…..

My [F]irst Time Fingering Myself On A Public Bus.

I’ve always been a bit of an exhibitionist, I suppose. Even when I was old enough to know better, I changed in front of the window with my curtains open, throbbing between my legs as I imagined passers by staring at my body. Needless to say, I also have a pretty high sex drive – I’ve spent a lot of time masturbating over the years.

At one point, I suppose, I must have stumbled across some porn of women masturbating in public places. Fumbling, furtively slipping fingers into greedy eager holes and rubbing desperately at their clits, eyes wide open as they tried to look innocent until, finally, finally, they spasmed in climax as I did too, synchronising my orgasms with theirs from the comfort of my bed. I became obsessed, but working up the nerve to actually publicly masturbate safely and without being caught was an entirely different matter, and it took me around a year to finally do it.

cuckolded again by my wife, this time with my blessing [mff], [oral], [cuckold], [voyeur]

Once my wife’s secret was out and I knew what a dirty slut she was and that she’d been cuckolding me behind my back she expected me to divorce her or fly off the handle or both. I made her watch the videos I had taken with all the hidden cameras: the ones that filmed her sucking and fucking a guy in the backseat of her Escalade, and the video that caught her sucking and being fucked by two coworkers on her lunch hour. Both videos fully captured what a slut my wife was and how it was clear she needed to be fucked by just more than her husband. She tried stammering out excuses but I told her it was obvious by watching her rushing home from work in order to have to have two young guys bend her over our couch and pound her and wear her out that this was just who she was.
I told my wife that if she was too cock hungry and slutty to be satisfied by her husband than I would not stand in her way. She assumed I meant I was divorcing her, but I told her that she could fuck anyone she wanted as long as she followed a few rules:
1) She had to be 100% honest with me and tell me every detail of what she did and with whom.
2) She had to allow me to either watch my wife be the slut she was in person or video tape her. No exceptions.
3) I reserved the right to give her “assignments,” during her fuck fests that she’d have to obey.
4) After she hooked up. She’d have to come home and I would enjoy her after she’d been enjoyed by the others.
She was shocked and stunned. She asked me if she really wanted to be married to a woman who couldn’t be easily satisfied and had very little boundaries and would do whatever she wanted in order to be satisfied. I told her I did, and that it turned me on to be married to such a slut. I told her I wanted her to embrace her slut and that I wanted her to enjoy herself and I didn’t want my wife to hold back.