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Beerfest + Sharing A Bed with a Stranger = Best Blowjob I’ve Ever Had [MF]

A couple of recent “other people in the room” stories have inspired me to share mine. A bit of background you can skip; just look for the “FUN BEGINS HERE” notation.

I was a 5’6 25-yr old (at the time) guy living in New York and weighing in at 140 lbs. Light but not scrawny, I was a former hockey player in great marathoning shape – so while I had some remnants of muscle, I had almost no fat. The woman starring in this story: we’ll call her Megan she was ~27ish, skinnier than I am, with short brown hair and a couple of tattoos.

The premise: A friend from the west coast would be in town visiting a couple of his friends (one of whom would be the woman I hook up with); they were going to Philadelphia’s Beerfest for a night and invited me to tag along. I had never met any of them but, sure, why not – it was very nice for them to let me join and I had nothing better to do. Read more »

Good Girl Encourages her Man to be fit – GG and her Man #1

The Man could admit it, he was getting a bit pudgy and had lost some of the strength that he used to have. There was always an excuse and something in the way of him exercising it seemed like. Fortunately for him, Good Girl wanted him to be healthier so she took it into her own hands to help out her man. Good Girl set up a rewards system where her Man could earn points for each workout that he did. Basic economics, she thought, if you put an incentive in place, people will follow it. It was straightforward, her Man earned points for doing workouts and could spend them on sexual encounters. The Man had already set out a workout that he could do and it scaled with him, so it was just a matter of incentivizing him to do it. Read more »

The Waitress and the Cop, part 2 [Mf]

It had been about a month since she had been caught by James in her car in the orchard. And since then, they’d been meeting up at least three times a week. She couldn’t believe that it was happening, finally fucking the older man she had been crushing on forever! That wasn’t something that happened to someone like her- just an average girl. No one had ever pined after her, sent her love notes, asked for her number, or shot her a look across a crowded restaurant. No, she was the girl that helped guys ask other girls to prom. In college, she was the girl with the great notes that everyone borrowed and the girl that guys called for rides when they were drinking. Everyone liked her and yet no one really liked her, not in the way she wanted.

And now, James liked her. James wanted her. He was older, respected, wore a uniform and turned her on like nothing she’d ever experienced. Their meet ups consisted of parking in a dark and secluded location, like the orchard or the abandoned hatchery, climbing in the back of his police SUV, and tearing into one another in silence, their writhing, sweating bodies doing the only communicating that was necessary. Read more »

Cheating with coworker while pregnant [MF] (Cheating)

Hi I’m a long time reader first time poster, bit of a background on me, at 19 I got married to my high school sweetheart, he’s the only man I’ve ever been with. I’m 5’3 bubble butt, small perky boobs, blonde hair blue eyes.

So anyway I’m 32 now and I’m pregnant with our first child, my husband and I were extatic as we’ve been trying for a long time.

I got to about 3 months and I was really starting to get a belly, my hubby lost all sexual interest in me as I was getting hornier and hornier, he hasn’t wanted to touch me st all my whole pregnancy now.

I was at work one day (I work as a primary school teacher) and the sports teacher Sean and I were talking and he asked me how me and hubby were going I broke down a little bit and told him he doesn’t want to fuck me, he came over and hugged me and told me he was an idiot. This was the first time I’d had any real contact with a man in a few months, I looked up at him and I don’t know what came over me but I kissed him passionately, I quickly stopped and ran out embarrassed. Read more »

Date Night Couples Massage [FFM][Long]

Our last date night took a very different but exciting turn this past weekend. We went to dinner at one of our favorite restaurants and then my husband decided to surprise me with something that he had set up. Little did I know that it would be an amazing experience.

We left dinner and he drove us to nice townhouse community and pulled up in front of one of the houses. I really wasn’t sure what to expect but he has never steered me wrong so I was eager to see what it would bring. We got out and went to the door and rang the doorbell. A very attractive middle age woman answered the door dressed casually in jeans and a t-shirt. Her body looked fit and her long brown hair fell across her shoulders. The t-shirt concealed what looked to be great breasts and her smile was beautiful. She introduced herself as Meg and shook both my husband’s and my hand before we followed her inside. Read more »

Lesson Learned {MF} {Rough Nipple Play}

The second date was surprisingly awkward. Alexa wasn’t sure when to bring it up because she liked James so much. The date was to see a comedy show. The comedians were a little funny but not funny enough to distract Alexa from her thoughts.

James seemed to notice and assumed his date was unhappy. As the night progressed to dinner Alexa decided to ease into the topic.

“So, um, any crazy ex-girlfriends I should know about?” She tried to make it seem funny but it fell flat because of her nervous tone.

“No. Thank God. You? Any crazy ex-girlfriends?” James was teasing but it hit the nail on the head for Alexa.

“Well, not crazy. We just used to argue a lot.” Alexa took a sip of water to calm her nerves. She knew what the next question would be.

“About what?” James was cautious already. This was only their second date. They had gone to see a movie on their first date and ended up talking in a coffee shop for two hours after it was supposed to end. He didn’t want any red flags to pop up with Alexa, they had really clicked. Read more »

The Hottest Night of My Life [FFM]

The following events took place summer, 2011 in a place known to the locals as “Iowa Fuckin’ City.” I feel the need to write this story down, as I’m getting older and even though I probably never could forget that night, I don’t want to forget the slightest detail.

It was as normal a night as you get in Iowa City—house parties in every residence, drunk kids in every direction, bad decisions at every turn.

I hadn’t lived there more than a couple months, and though I’d always *heard* how easy it was to get laid in IC, I hadn’t had much luck yet.

This night my roommates and I went to a buddies’ party at the apartments on Gilbert. We’d been there multiple times, but this time the whole place was shoulder-to-shoulder with people. Beer pong in one bedroom, pot smoking in another, probably miscellaneous drugs in the third.

My buddies and I escaped to the pong room where there was slightly more space and less noise, but a long wait for the table. No pong for us. I BS’d with my long-time friend and roommate at the time, and eventually made our way back into the hallway to the living room. Read more »

Lillie’s Dragon [F] [Solo] [Dildo]

Lillie pushed her glasses up a bit as she approached the counter. It would be an awkward conversation, she just knew it.

“Hello.” Lillie smiled politely.

The woman behind the counter returned it. “Hi there. How can I help you?”

“I need to pick up an order for five vials.” Lillie said, trying to keep her voice even.

The woman’s jaw dropped. “Five!” There was an drawn out moment of silence. Lillie’s glasses slipped back down her nose a bit. Then the woman composed herself, resuming her professionalism. “Sorry.. um right away. If you’ll just fill out these forms.”

“Thank you.” Lillie tried not to blush as she took the papers.

Ten minutes and a few forms later, she was leaving the sperm bank, heading for her house.

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