Last weekend I drove over to my friend Barney’s place to hang out, go to some bars, smoke, and chill.
We go to a bar with the intention of picking up some chicks, but we don’t find any, and go back to his place. A little while later he says this cougar (Ashley) he’s been banging wants to hang out…with both of us. He said her apartment building has a sweet hot tub, and that maybe I can meet a girl there while he bangs her. Eh, I say alright, not much else going on.
We cruise over, me not having any expectations, and when we get inside, I am seriously impressed with his catch. She has long curly blonde hair, huge boobs, a curvy figure, and a toned ass. Barney tells her we want to go in the hot tub, and she says we should go while she stays back, because she needs to make some phone calls really quickly.
We take some beers down to the hottub, and there ends up being nobody else at the hottub so after about 30 minutes we head back up.