[MF] [Fanfiction] Filburt’s Postmodern Wife Part 4 [Furry/Anthro, Endosomatophilia, Voyeurism, Mind Control, Marriage, Interspecies, Fellatio, BDSM, Religion Bashing, Femdom, S&M, Mud, Scat, Vomit, Urine, Foot Fetish, Body Worship, Cunnilingus, Anal, Body Odor, Sausages, Nursery Rhymes, etc]

PART 4

“So TELL me, Filburt; would you say that you don’t…well…DESERVE a wife like me, so to speak?” Hutchison asked Filburt, sitting right next to him on his bed and crossing her (once again mouthwateringly long and slender) legs as she teasingly stretched out her nipples one after the other using a combination of the aforementioned nipple rings and her trusty hook hand.

“Yeah…it APPEARS it’s just as my lovely Missus Hutchison SAID…” Filburt began, scratching his chin and hanging his head in shame. “I’m just a PEST…(Rocko and Heffer glance over at each other in a very hypocrisy-realizing fashion as they continue manning Hutchison’s behavioral control cockpit)…no, I’m not just a pest, I’m a total fucking PIG!”

“ISN’T THAT RIGHT, MISSUS HUTCHISON?! IF I’M A FUCKING SNIVELING KOSHER PIG, YOU CAN SAY SO!” Filburt suddenly broke out into yet ANOTHER ridiculously massive ear-to-ear smile and began yelling and screaming with masochistic excitement, already reaching straight down underneath his bedsheets with his ever-so-trusty right hand and stroking his delightfully big and scaly blue penis with it.

My buddies and I rented a boat for the weekend and used my wife as a sex slave. [Group]

Originally posted in /r/nsfwiama by me.

The slave part wasn’t planned to begin with. Initially, it was me, my wife and some friends all getting a boat for the weekend and just drinking. However, for various reasons, all the guys’ girlfriends we’re unable to come, some backing out early in the planning, one the day of. When my wife realized she would be the only woman on a boat with guys, she got a wild eye in her. She’s a freaky one. Before we left to meet up with everyone, she asked me what I thought about being a sex slave to EVERYONE on the boat. I asked her what the rules would be and how it would work. She said there were to be absolutely no rules and no limits to how many times she could be asked or what she would do for us. She said so long as we were out on the water, she would follow each and every command given to her. I instantly loved the idea. We have done several threesomes and foursomes and have swung a few times. I told her she would have to run it by the guys first.

Overdue Honeymoon [MFM, bi, hotwife]

A gentle breeze rolled by, stirring me out of a light doze. I was lazing away the afternoon in a lounge chair on the beach with giant palm trees for shade and a half-full glass of rum on a table beside me. Beside me was my lovely wife of 11 years, flipping through the pages of her book.

This was our first real vacation since we had met. It was essentially our honeymoon after years blessed with the fortune…of staying at home to care for the kids. It had taken a lot of effort and patience to finally convince her that we could take some time for ourselves. But there we were, our second day in the Caribbean, doing our best to forget everything but ourselves for a small while.

The sex the night before had been fantastic. Just the vibe of the place, it seemed, had broken through our respective tensions, and opened up our libidos. We woke up relaxed and refreshed, and my wife had eagerly slipped me inside her once again to start off the day. Now she was laid back in a floral 2-piece swimsuit, sipping on a piña colada. I let my eyes slide down her neck and along her tanned cleavage, shiny with sunscreen. Her breasts were medium-sized and had kept their shape well over the years. I reached over to cup one and feel it’s softness, and she playfully slapped me away.

Overdue Honeymoon [MFM, bi, hotwife]

A gentle breeze rolled by, stirring me out of a light doze. I was lazing away the afternoon in a lounge chair on the beach with giant palm trees for shade and a half-full glass of rum on a table beside me. Beside me was my lovely wife of 11 years, flipping through the pages of her book.

This was our first real vacation since we had met. It was essentially our honeymoon after years blessed with the fortune…of staying at home to care for the kids. It had taken a lot of effort and patience to finally convince her that we could take some time for ourselves. But there we were, our second day in the Caribbean, doing our best to forget everything but ourselves for a small while.

The sex the night before had been fantastic. Just the vibe of the place, it seemed, had broken through our respective tensions, and opened up our libidos. We woke up relaxed and refreshed, and my wife had eagerly slipped me inside her once again to start off the day. Now she was laid back in a floral 2-piece swimsuit, sipping on a piña colada. I let my eyes slide down her neck and along her tanned cleavage, shiny with sunscreen. Her breasts were medium-sized and had kept their shape well over the years. I reached over to cup one and feel it’s softness, and she playfully slapped me away.

A very brief meet on a disappointing weekend [FM]

Last weekend was another of the year’s big anime conventions, but a weekend I was very excited for proved to be fun, but not in the ways I’m used to… Tinder was dead, and nothing of interest came along during the entire weekend, leaving me very frustrated – aside from one very brief encounter.

The opportunity presented itself on the first day of the event, and came while I was stood in a huge queue of people waiting to register and get their badge for the event. Trying my best to avoid the baking sunshine while I queued, I was already dressed up for the day as Chitoge (https://imgur.com/ww7Nzw6), wearing a blonde wig with a red ribbon in it, short-sleeved white and light blue blouse with a neck tie, short blue skirt and black thigh high socks with simple shoes. Of course, I passed the time while I was waiting with Tinder, and while matches or finding anyone interesting was sparse, my irritation at the snaking queue which seemed to be going nowhere was at least assuaged as I matched with a 60 year-old man who instantly messaged me upon matching.

Halloween Crossdressing [mf] [bi] [anal] [oral] [cum play]

The first time i cross dressed was Halloween of my freshman year of college. I have my friend Kylee to thank for pressuring me into it with her constant comments about how cute i’d look in a dress and heels. Now i’ve known Kylee since high school, and she is what most would consider a nymphomaniac. Some of her high school escapades include waiting around in the locker room naked after our basketball team’s practice, sitting in the back of the bus on school trips with a butt plug and letting jocks “discretely” fuck her with it, incessantly teasing the (private catholic) school’s priest, getting kicked off the cheer squad for flashing the crowd, and countless other stories. I could write a damn novel about Kylee’s sex drive but before i talk about the Halloween party, i’ll regale you with the time she dolled me up in her dorm and things escalated ;)

***SHOPPING***

[MFM] First threesome with a virgin guy: I was his first, he was the first other cock in my pussy after my BF (vids and pics inside)

I recently posted about our first few threesome experiments with my BF. These threesomes were only about wanking and sucking my BF’s best friend but no penetration from him. In case you missed it, the whole story of the first threesomes is available here: https://www.reddit.com/r/homemadehornygirl/comments/6jl4au/our_first_threesomes_with_my_bf_and_his_best/ Also, more of me and my BF can be found on our sub /r/homemadehornygirl/ (my own subreddit with pics and videos).

A bit more about us first. I’m 25 and he is 26. We’re both student, and to help a bit with the funding of these studies and of our wonderful sex life (yes sex toys are so expensive these days), we have decided to spice our sex life a bit by posting videos of us online (all posted on our sub).

So even if we wanted to have my BF’s best friend penetrate me, he was not ready for that. However, we found someone who actually was. Quite cute, 19 year-old boy, still a virgin and very eager to touch me and fuck me. He had had no experience with a girl ever before. Let’s call him Alex (not his real name of course). I guess not a lot of people can brag about their first time being a threesome right?

[M]y time with a busty sales rep at a con[F]erence

Long story, first time writing.
Sexy stuff starts below at the ***

Happened a few years ago, but the details are burned into my memory.

First, the main characters.
Girl: Erica*, mid 30s, 5ft 7, blonde, curvy in the right places, an amazing 38G chest (implants), shaved and fantastically wet. Physically, a blonde Christina Hendricks.
Me: 30 (then), 5ft 9, Asian, athletic with some muscle, average with 5.5” and average girth. I think I’m decent looking, nothing special but I’ve been told that I’ve got a nice smile.

I was at a major sales conference setting up my stall when I saw Erica for the first time. She worked for one of our competitors and was setting up her stall adjacent to mine. Erica was dressed in a light grey pencil skirt and a navy button up shirt with a tiny company logo embroidered on the front. Now although we are at a work event and dressed appropriately, it was difficult not to notice Erica’s chest as the buttons on her shirt were at their limits. Being a professional myself, I looked her in the eyes, and smiled.

Me: “Hi Erica*, I’m Robert*. Nice to meet you.”

[M]y time with a busty sales rep at a con[F]erence

Long story, first time writing.
Sexy stuff starts below at the ***

Happened a few years ago, but the details are burned into my memory.

First, the main characters.
Girl: Erica*, mid 30s, 5ft 7, blonde, curvy in the right places, an amazing 38G chest (implants), shaved and fantastically wet. Physically, a blonde Christina Hendricks.
Me: 30 (then), 5ft 9, Asian, athletic with some muscle, average with 5.5” and average girth. I think I’m decent looking, nothing special but I’ve been told that I’ve got a nice smile.

I was at a major sales conference setting up my stall when I saw Erica for the first time. She worked for one of our competitors and was setting up her stall adjacent to mine. Erica was dressed in a light grey pencil skirt and a navy button up shirt with a tiny company logo embroidered on the front. Now although we are at a work event and dressed appropriately, it was difficult not to notice Erica’s chest as the buttons on her shirt were at their limits. Being a professional myself, I looked her in the eyes, and smiled.

Me: “Hi Erica*, I’m Robert*. Nice to meet you.”

[MF] I came from eating my sexy milf out

I was 25 and was hooking up with a 38 year old milf off and on for about a year. It was the kind of arrangement where we both had busy schedules but would occasionally both be free for a few hours one day. The small windows of opportunity we’d have made the sex that much better though because we had to put it off for so long.

She was around 5’6″, long brown-reddish hair, slim but with good size tits for her frame. She stayed in great shape for her age and had this firm butt that stuck out just a bit. I remember coming over her place sometimes and she’d greet me in a bathrobe with nothing on underneath. She’d walk in front of me up the stairs and some of her robe would rest on top of her great ass. It instantly gave me a boner. She also had a few tattoos on her back from her younger days, which was really hot to me.