This is the story of two of my firsts! And well, you never forget your firsts, so I figured that I might as well share it on here with you lovely lot here on Reddit.
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This happened back in college, as many things do, when I was 19. That was just four years ago, mind you, I’m not an old woman or anything, but 19 feels like such a long time ago to me because of how much I’ve changed since then. You see, I used to be this epitome of innocence. I didn’t drink, I didn’t fuck around (or at all), and I went to this Christian organization that was based at my university. They even offered me an officer position in it actually, and the only thing that was stopping me from accepting it at the time was my concern for the effect that it could have on my grades, but otherwise I totally would have. It’s a Roman Catholic org, but the aesthetic’s sort of Mormon if anything, all our posters and publication materials online would have us in all white – prim, proper, clean, the works. Very conservative, and that was me at the time.