I am a nurse, and this is he best nightshift I ever worked [nurse] [doctor] [nightshift] [work] [MF]

## The best nightshift I ever worked [nurse] [doctor] [nightshift] [work] [MF]

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Hi, I’m a male nurse, based out of the North of England (hey there ;)

I’d been flirting with a new doctor on the ward: just the normal banter, I love a woman who makes me laugh and has a wicked sense of humour, but it was just banter even though I felt a real connection. She had come for a few drinks with a few of the nurses after a particularly horrendous shift and had drunkenly told me that she could like me, but I didn’t dare think anything of it.

Last week on nights I was happy to see she was the on call, it was busy but she seemed to be sticking around the ward more than she needed to chat and help out. Before going she gave me her number and said that if I needed anything I should text her as her page wasn’t working…

We get an hour for our break on nights and I has been messaging her, just some flirty messages and she said I should come to the doctor’s mess to watch we TV with her… Read more »

[FF] An overflowing jacuzzi adventure

The second time I hooked up with my ex-employee was way more adventurous. As was the case the time before, it wasn’t necessarily the goal of the meetup. But soon became my intention. I regretted not reciprocating the first time and made it my aim to get over my nerves and taste her.

We went to a local brewhouse for some beers and the flirtation started.

“How would you catch a girl’s attention on Bumble?” she asked me, licking a droplet of beer from her glass. I couldn’t take my eyes off the sight of her soft tongue.

“I’ve got a couple attention getters,” I said, considering what had brought me the most Bumble success.

“Well, capture my attention, then,” she said with a sly smile.

“1. What’s your theme song?”

“Well then, you’re not getting a reply. I said capture my attention, not quiz me. When I get back from the bathroom, you’d best have a good attention getter.”

She wandered away to the restroom and I sipped my beer, building up the courage to say what I wanted to say. I took a deep breath and knew just what to say to capture her attention. Read more »

[FM] found my brother on ladybonersgw

Mine is mild compared to most here… but a couple weeks ago I accidentally found one of my brothers on ladybonersgw. He doesn’t know I have a “dirty” Reddit account.
I’ve been following him for a while and this week I PM’ed him here and exchanged a couple messages,
I don’t think I’ll ever tell him the truth, but just chatting to him secretly and seeing his pictures has been a big turn on.

[MF] Unexpected quickie

My wife and I are about to leave on a week long holiday, and last night she was packing.

I walked into the bedroom to her just standing over her suitcase, wearing nothing but panties, and holding her breasts as she considered some piece of clothing.

It was so incredibly sexy that I couldn’t resist and was groping at her in a heart beat. She started doing the playful “Stop! Get away!” hand slaps, but as soon as my hand was on her pussy I found that she was wet.

I kissed the back of her neck and used my fingers to play with her pussy and rub her clit. The playful stops turned into a moan, and I felt her body relax and lean into it.

I bit her shoulder and my other hand went down the back of her panties to start sliding a finger into her pussy while I continued to play with her button.

Her hands went out to brace herself on the bed and she bent over.

“Fuck me.” Read more »

IN SEARCH OF A SLOPPY BLOWJOB [mf] [blowjob] [facial] [mast]

After my breakup, I had a few things to cross off my to-do list. Redecorate my apartment, go on a vacation … and get a slopppy blowjob. My ex refused to give me sloppy blowjobs … well, she refused to give me blowjobs, period. When I would ask, I would get every excuse in the book: *Your dick is too big, my jaw gets tired, I don’t like to swallow,* etc.

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And so, the quest for the perfect sloppy blowjob began. I joined Tinder and Bumble and adjusted my settings to “casual.” I went on dates, I hooked up, I got more blowjobs in the first few months after my breakup than I’d gotten during the entire duration of my years long relationship.

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And while they were all lovely and amazing … they weren’t what I was looking for. I was looking for something *specific.* I wanted gagging, choking, runny eyes. I wanted an EAGER woman who WANTED those things. I wanted a woman who shoved her own head down on my cock and then giggled as saliva gushed from her.

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The Arrangement, Part 11

Part 10-[https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/bji2h9/the_arrangement_part_10/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/bji2h9/the_arrangement_part_10/)

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DAY TWO – Dave was feeling his oats, knowing he was taking a woman young enough to be his kid (and then some) and sexually reducing her to little more than limp. Most guys would be satisfied with a woman decade younger! But he was also powerfully horny at this moment, and he had decided he was going to take what he wanted. Dave eased Marlene into a position lower on the bed, kissing her legs, her hips, her breasts, and her mouth. She could hardly respond, but gave him a totally dazed look, with a goofy smile, she tried to return his kiss.

Recognizing she was in a type of subspace, Dave took the wedge pillow , and moved it beside her. He moved back to Marlene, giving her a passionate kiss, and held it for a moment, then whispered “Move with me, girl…” and rolled her over, so that she was now tummy down, the pillow making her hips higher than her head. Dave used his phone to snap a quick pic of her ass, her slick, open pussy was showing thru her gap, and as he moved himself into position added “Perfect…” Read more »

Getting sucked off by a crossdressing teacher in my car [MT] [M30, T35]

So, let me describe Nikki. She is a thirty-something crossdresser – about 6 feet tall, slim, smooth and with quite a feminine face. She wears her hair fairly short, but it can be teased into a girly style and on both occasions we have met she has used a hairband to achieve that look. Nikki is a drama teacher and is just as confident as an actor-type would seem, but when it comes to sex she is shy as they come.

I first met Nikki not long before Craigslist casual encounters closed down, I think around 18 months ago. I had replied to her ad, and we arranged to meet for some light fun in a car park about 15 minutes from my house. That first time, Nikki was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, but underneath she showed off her sexy white lingerie, with mismatching black stockings. Nothing sexual happened on that first meet, but we sat and chatted for about an hour, mainly about Nikki’s gender dysphoria and her wish that she had transitioned as a teen. Nikki was somewhat sexually experienced with women, having been married for 5 years in her 20s, but following the breakdown of her marriage, the urge to crossdress and the desire to fuck men returned with a vengeance. Read more »

The Stairmaster [MF]

Ever since my wife started working from home about 8 months ago, she has suggested that it would be lots of fun on the days that I had to work from home as well. We finally got our opportunity.

When she came down for her lunch break, I looked behind me with a mischievous grin as she came down the stairs. She knew exactly what I was thinking.

“I want to try The Stairmaster!” I told her.

“The what?”

“You know that site for [anal sex positions](http://sex.sofeminine.co.uk/sex-sexuality/anal-sex-positions-d52536c605202.html) you showed me a while back? The Stairmaster.”

It still took a moment for her to get the picture, but she finally remembered, and with a wicked grin back my way, she mounted the bottom stair above the landing and wiggled her ass at me. I immediately wrapped my arms around her from behind and said “ah, this is perfect” before I ran my hand up between her legs to her naked pussy. She was already soaked at the thought of what we were about to do, and I was easily able to make her cum. Read more »

Couldn’t wait, park bench would do [mf]

I had just flown across the country to visit my wife. We had be away from each other for a couple of weeks. We decided to go out to eat , walking of course as that is the way of the east coast. We had dinner and a couple of drinks. She was wearing a cute shirt and denim skirt that showed off her ridiculously beautiful legs and firm backside. After dinner we were walking through a park and decided to sit on a bench away from the trail a bit. We started making out and things escalated from there. Pretty soon she was straddling me with her dress hiked up and we fucked ravenously. I felt like i couldn’t get deep enough inside of her. I came, but didn’t stop until until I gave her everything. I was young enough that I didn’t have a refractory period and maintained a rock hard erection. She laid back and i made passionate hungry furious love to her until we both came. Someone was walking down the path and it was getting late so we meandered back toward her temporary apartment. She kept commenting how much cum was leaking out of her and down her legs. i almost took her again on the side of the walkway in the grass. We barely made into her apartment where we were inseparable for the next eight hours. I flew out the next day.

My [f]irst hands-free orgasm didn’t involve a toy.

I was laying on my stomach, and I was just scrolling through social media. I adjusted my hips and the waist of my shorts hiked up. I started to kick my foot and found the seam of my shorts was digging into my clit. I started rocking back and forth and circling my hips and I, unexpectedly, orgasmed.

What’s the most interesting or unexpected way you’ve orgasmed?