“Date night” means more than it does on Facebook. [MF][TF]

My Facebook update for this weekend was a mishmash of awesome family fun on Sunday, and about how we had a date night on Saturday.

“We”. The word “we” is not specific to any number of people, only more than one. I’ll let my family think that my wife and I went out to the movies or something. >:)

Instead, “we” really means “my wife, my girlfriend, and her T-girlfriend.” There was a round of drinks followed by several rounds of snogging and rimjobs in a big puppy pile on the sofa. Eventually we untangled and took the action upstairs to our bedroom.

Rebel (the girlfriend) got to show off her nJoy toy and how she uses it to get herself off – first in her pussy then in her ass. After that first orgasm, I went down on her until she came again while Misty (the T-girlfriend) made out with my wife.

By this point, I was really eager to put my cock in Rebel’s ass, but since I couldn’t immediately find our lube, I decided her pussy juice would probably do just fine. After all, it’s what she used on her toy! So I started fucking her pussy missionary style with her knees up for just a little while before moving my cock down to her ass. Read more »

[M]asturbating in school.. interesting eh?

So.. just to start of.. that day was a good day. We always had an history class.. and our teacher is an old fat male.. his stupidity is funny.. hes drunk and swears in classes. One day.. me and my friend decided to fap.. like.. he asked someone to put on a document.. So we all could watch.. that shit was boring af.. so we made our own fun.. We re not homos.. just fapped next to each other lol.. so the class is full and someone looks at us from time to time.. but nothin we cant survive.. We watch porn. I go up and down. But the people around me and my friend doing the same shit just make it impossible for my cock to get hard. 20 minutes pass like nothin and the end of the class is here.. i give up but my friend.. woo.. my friend doesnt see it that way.. he gets all red and funny looking.. cums afterwards.. the ring bells exactly in that moment. He then tells our other friend what he just accomplished.. and im like “Challenge accepted.. bitch” Read more »

The time my fwb/ex convinced her friend that I would be a great judge for a BJ contest [MF][Cheating]

Dear Penthouse Letters…

Ok well honestly I’m a little too young to get that reference but still old enough to read a ton of erotica that started with it, satirical or not. Either way, the following is true, no I can’t prove it… I was a good Christian kid who’s dad had found his porn stash one too many times so I stopped keeping evidence.

This story is about Anders, and how she somehow convinced me to judge a Blowjob contest while I was dating neither of the contestants. Anders was the type of girl who was able to charm their way past just about anyone. When I first met her I was your typical quiet Christian cult member. (Think Mormon, but we called ourselves “non-denominational”) I’d been porn free for almost a year, I denied the deep seeded perversion growing within me, and there was no way I was going to get married without my virginity intact. Anders had different ideas. Within a year of meeting she was my first girlfriend. She spent the whole first date innocently grinding on my lap, the second date she didn’t stop until I’d accidentally came. A date later she my first hand job, within a few weeks my first BJ was surpassed… hell within the year we dated she was everything except my first PiV, but due to the emotional attachment I still consider her as the one I lost my virginity too. Read more »

[MM] Unexpected Extra Fun

So I have a not so regular Daddy FB. He is tall and distinguished, clean shaven, with a belly and an average but totally suckable cock with big hairy balls.

We don’t get together very often due to location, but when we do it’s usually fireworks.

He had been staying nearby me off and on recently and had been using that time to try and find a new job, but he needed relief. We chatted a few times trying to sort a day to visit and finally managed to work something out.

I was a little nervous as usual but composed myself and buzzed his apartment from downstairs…no answer…I thought that was odd as he is usually pretty keen and ready to use his son. Had a couple more attempts and then called. Still nothing. My nervous boner went down, I started walking away when I got a message to wait. Phew, I though to myself I wasn’t getting stood up.

Eventually I got in and walked up the stairs to the apartment door, my instructions were to just work in and lock the door behind me. Read more »

Trying to be professional (FF)

Standing outside my office door was a small framed shilouhete. Not unusual considering my job, but why did my heart skip?

That knock… Our knock.

I know it sounds stupid and lame but honestly, as a teacher, the silly knock is a classic rapport building technique for hard to reach students.

I’m embarrassed to say how enthusiastically I screamed “COME IN!!”

This stunning 18 year old was wearing her black thigh high socks that came just a few inches below the bottom of her black twirly skirt… the high-waisted cut showed off her subtle curves and exposed her mid-shaft as a black lace crop top ended just below her breasts. Something about her was different today, I just couldn’t place it.

She always had that glow in her eyes, that flirty giggle… She always had that softly glowing blonde hair; today the stunning locks were braided and tied up in space buns, but that wasn’t it. No… something about her energy was different.

She sat next to me on my office couch and crossed her legs over just a little too close to mine, she leaned in just a little bit too close when she giggled. Prolonged eye contact… and her eyes… Read more »

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Finally get to give you that massage

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We meet in a local bar for a drink. We are eager to meet in person as his virtual world can only go so far.

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Lucky I got a business trip near you. We sit. We chat. We get comfortable with each other. I reach out and touch your leg and slow move my hand up and down.

I tell you that I have gone out and purchased some very nice massage oil. Your legs part a bit. My hand is still on your thigh. Gently stroking up and down.

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You say that you have a friend in your purse. It is only if we need it though.

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I look at you and say, “Let’s get out of here. My hotel is across the street.”

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I see you get up and I notice your curves up close. I am going to love pleasuring you.

We walk over to my hotel and go up to my room. Two queen beds greet us. I have pulled the blankets off of one and made the sheets flat with a large towel at the foot of the bed. Read more »

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Hunted down [M]y [F]irst quickie.

Hey fellow kinky redditors, it’s kinkyleejellybean here. After a whopping 3 weeks of a dry spell, I finally got some. (Cue dancing hand thing)

I was suppose to meet with a fellow redditor who I have been talking to forever, but our schedules never aligned. So after a bit of planning, we finally settled on a date and time,which was today 11am. Unfortunately, work apparently called him in. He wouldn’t know how long it would take.

Soooo cue in H, who’s name really isn’t H, but we shall leave it at that. We had been talking a bit, just nude swaps here and there. His SO made a quick vacation trip to Mexico City, and I was still awaiting the prior meet up, so that actually helped. (Side note, when another person has a SO, it’s a thrill more so and there’s a level of understanding of discretion)

I was honest from the get go, told him I was waiting for someone. He said that most likely he wasn’t gonna show. Bummed me out, (currently typing this as I’m still waiting for him) but alas, I said let’s meet and have some type of fun. Some car play. A RAOBJ. Read more »

[M]asturbating on a plane

This was years ago. So my flight got slightly delayed and the airline ended up borrowing a larger plane from American airlines. Well that was great because that meant there were extra seats and I ended up sitting next to no one.

So we’re about halfway into the flight and I just have to get off. So I put my jacket over me and unzip my pants. I pull my cock out and begin to stroke. I was imagining a porn star I had recently seen. 5 minutes later I came. Some got on my jacket and the rest luckily ran down my cock and into my underwear.

It was broad daylight and everyone was awake. There weren’t people far away from me but I don’t know if anyone saw me. It was risky and very fun.

[M] [Ff] [incest] [stepcest] The Pastor’s family

They say military recruiters will stop at nothing to get a promising young candidate to sign on the line. Jack had just finished high school and married his sweetheart Leah. While he signed on the line, she found out she was pregnant. “We won’t deploy for at least 2 years”, Jack was told. And then, 6 months later, he was on his way to Afghanistan. “But.. but the recruiter told me…” he tried to retort. “They lie all the time” his commander told him, almost laughing at him.

That was the last time Leah saw him. Not two weeks in, a sudden Taliban attack left him dead, one of the very first casualties of that war. Leah gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, Nicole, and set out to raise her a single mom, old enough to be a widow, and yet too young to drink a beer.

Leah lived alone with Nicole, for years. And yet she was the town’s darling. In rural America, a story of old fashioned values and military honor can curry favor like nothing else. And Leah had it all. The young beautiful and yet pure widow, never a rumor to sully her image, and little Nicole, the sweetest cutest bubbliest friendliest child that Sundance, Wyoming had ever met. Read more »

My first post here :) Fucked a redditor, and my bf couldn’t wait to reclaim my pussy

[See profile history for Part 1 (but different title) for the non-sex set up. And while writing Pt 2 I decided to switch to the present tense :) ]

I unlock the door and we step inside my house. Normally I’d be bothered by having a stranger in my currently messy place, and out of slight embarrassment I briefly apologize, which he shrugs off with a smile. We walk through the living room into the kitchen, beyond which lies my bedroom. I feel the anticipation building, the knowledge that a few different things are about to happen— that First Kiss, fucking this random guy from Reddit, fucking someone outside my still new relationship. We make small talk, hovering in that awkward social space of knowing where this is about to go, uncertain at what precise moment to cross the threshold. “So, what do you think, I mean I guess you’ve invited me inside your house?” he says, and as he says it I take a step forward. “Mmhm, I’m into it” I say, and I wrap my arms up over his shoulders as he leans down to reach my lips. Read more »