Although I’d love to have a cat, my mother is allergic. So, when the neighbors were looking for someone to cat-sit while they were away for three weeks, my mother, of course, volunteered me. Without asking. I begrudgingly agreed.
They left late Sunday night, so I went over yesterday to play with the cats. As soon as I turned the key and entered their impressively large house, I made a couple realizations:
– since my neighbors stressed the importance of playing and socializing with the cat to my mom, I could stay there as long as I wanted
– I could smoke weed in their backyard with total privacy!
– I could rifle through their stuff
I know some of y’all will bulk at the last realization, thinking it immoral. You better stop reading now then.
After I smoked a joint in the backyard and played with the cats for a while, I started snooping.