[MF] Proud moment

My freshmen year of college, I met this beautiful girl Savannah in my statistic course. She was a stick thin blonde that had a B cup and her ass was flatter than most girls but still had some niceness to it. We hit it off right away. We started texting and flirting right away. We agreed to work on a project for our class. It was some basic project that we had for the class where we had to dissect something in statistics and write a paper and test it out.

During the time that we were with each other there was this sexual tension you could just feel even if you weren’t one of us. I wanted to kiss Savannah so bad but I didn’t want to make it weird if she didn’t feel that way.

One day we were working on our project in her room when all of a sudden she asks “hey how come we haven’t done anything yet?” I didn’t know what she meant at the time because the project was almost done. I looked up at her confused and she had her finger in her mouth just playfully looking at me. Read more »

[MF] First time fucking a married woman that rented part of my house on Airbnb

So for a twenty years my family has been renting the upper floor on our house on one small island on Meditteranean. When I was around 20 years old we started to rent the apartment over the Airbnb. We have a house in a small village with small amount of guests. It is very private, but it has beautiful beaches and nature. Since we were on Airbnb I met a lot of young girls, and had summer flings with, but never with a married older girl.

One day two married couples arrived at our house. First couple seemed normal and happy, and the second couple felt like they have some issues. He was distant, and rude, but had the most sexy wife with a beautiful smile. She immediately caught my eye, and I didn’t give a fuck anymore about her douche husband. I couldn’t get my eyes of her. She was around 1,7 meters tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, beautiful smile, and an amazing tight body with big breasts. I couldn’t believe how someone around 40 years old can still look like that. After I shown them their apartment, I immediately went in a bathroom and jerk off thinking about her, and the things I would do to her. Read more »

Couchsurfer tells us how to fuck [fm] [f] [mutual masturbation] [squirting]

We were living on an exotic island with a private pool and two extra bedrooms. We were feeling social and generous so we put our extra bedroom up on couch surfing. We wanted to return the favor because at various points in our lives we have been that backpacker on zero budget.

During our time on the island, We met heaps of awesome friends and likeminded travelers. One rainy afternoon, after online exchanges, Meg shows up on her scooter and splashes down our driveway. She is laughing from the big puddle she just drove through. Her ivory linen pants are almost see-through and her skin glistening in her crochet bra top.

“Wow, she’s gorgeous!” I think to myself.

I show her through our place and she gushed with enthusiasm, “it’s so pretty!”
She points to the pool: “Well, since I’m already wet, how about a dip in the pool?!” She smiles and I say, “sure! Let’s go!” Read more »

This is not a joke: I need some short Bigfoot erotica for my podcast.

First, I’m sorry, I didn’t know where else to go.

Ok, I have a podcast and as a listener engagement tactic I said I’d do a dramatic reading of Bigfoot erotica if I got enough posts on the Facebook page. It’s working, damn me.

If anyone could be so kind as to point me to some short (5 to 10 pages) Bigfoot erotica I’d really appreciate it. The only examples I can find are novella size.

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Alli and the Supermutants [Fallout] [EU] [Sci-fi] [Peeping] [Masturbation] [Spitroasting] [Stretching] [Inflation] [Excess Cum]

***Authors note: What was supposed to be a one week break turned into three weeks, oops. Anyway, I’m back, here’s more Dan smut.***

“Shit!” Tom hissed with pain, wagging his fingers as smoke rose from his Pip-Boy. It sometimes needed to be tinkered with, and while he wasn’t an engineer, he understood enough about the device to fix most problems. The screen had been flickering and reading information wrong for the past two days. Two days too many. If it gave him wrong information about Dan, it could prove fatal.

He sucked his burnt finger until the pain subsided. Pip-Boys could be devious little tools, just like everything in the wasteland. Tom worked by lamplight, an old bulb sputtering and crackling. It was amazing it worked at all.

Tom and Alli took refuge in an abandoned asylum for the night. It seemed a bit dramatic to him, but it was the only large building for miles. Once they found the second floor to be clear of any wicked monstrosities, they had decided to stay there the night. Alli had been worried about ghosts. As a scientist, he couldn’t believe she thought suck childish things were real. An abandoned asylum in the wasteland could house many real threats. Read more »

Helping my man bed a hot blonde [MFF] (but stealthy)!

My tall, sexy dom has an older friend named Jim that he visits at his country house. The closest neighbor is a sexy blonde named Trish who has a massive crush on my guy. She’s hot, slender with long hair, a tight body, perky tits, and big blue eyes.

She’ll come around Jim’s house anytime he’s visiting to flirt and hug and generally try to get my guy to walk her home.

The last time, I went with him, but not so I could put a stop to it. I wanted my man to taste her. The only complication was that Jim wants Trish, too.

We were staying over and she came to dinner. My guy snuck out to walk her home. I pretended to get buzzed on some very good wine, then flirted with Jim so he wouldn’t think about the fact that my guy had disappeared.

After flirtation progressed to making out, I sucked Jim off till he came all over me.

Then I put him to bed (he’s older, and he was pretty buzzed and tired after cumming), and messaged my guy. Read more »

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Pokegirls, Gotta Fuck ’em All! (Part 2: The Rival Batlle)

What’s up everyone, part two is here! I hope you guys enjoy this part as much as you did with the first, it isn’t as lemony, and there is a lot more story in this because a few people requested it to have more story. But the next part will be a real shocker as major events are about to take place, so follow me to be the first to read about it!

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As we walked into the lab of Professor Acacia, We heard a scream followed by several massive crashes.

“What the…” we said in unison as we ran forth to see what happened.

When we got to the back of the lab, we saw the professor sprawled across the floor, a shelf lay near her feet while Pokeballs were scattered across the floor.

“Oh dear…” Professor Acacia said as she sat up, straightening her glasses, “Cindy, could you help me clear this up?”

“Professor?” Anisa asked, “what happened here?”

“Oh, you two are here, I am so sorry for the mess, I was arranging the Pokeballs by the region of which the starters we’re in them so you could choose them easily… But it seems that my effort was wasted.” the Professor said with a sheepish smile. Read more »

Blowjob bet becomes [m]ore [f]un with older coworker

I worked at a pharmacy while in college because where else could I make $15/hour part time with paid benefits. I was the youngest employee and 1 of 3 guys who worked there. Most of the staff were friendly and sarcastic but married or otherwise not interested in anything more than counting pills & billing insurances. Susan was similar but every now and then would flirt when it was just a few of us working and usually when the pharmacist wasn’t around. She was also 36, married with 2 kids, tan skin, a healthy rack and some great curves for a 5’4” brunette.

I joked along most of the time and didn’t think anything of it until 1 day about 18 months in to the job we were working on a prescription and the insurance billing wasn’t processing correctly. Complex request for a customer and after we’ve prepared the medicine we can’t get the system to process it through the insurance. Pharmacist works at it to no avail. Susan, the resident insurance billing expert, can’t figure it out. It’s becoming an ordeal and the customer is waiting to get their medicine and be on their way. I offer to take a crack at it despite previously unsuccessful attempts by more veteran staff. As I’m working my way through insurance screens Susan’s soft sultry voice whispers in my ear, “I’ll bet you a blow job it won’t work.” While I heard her clearly I also thought…haha. Ok. But that’s an empty wager.
Click, click, type, type, change a few codes & voila insurance accepts the prescription, spits out a copay for the patient & all this with Susan hovering over my shoulder waiting for resolution. Read more »

My First Time with a Man [MM]

I’ve always found myself in a bizarre situation with my sexuality. I absolutely love the female form… except vaginas. Don’t know why, but they do absolutely nothing for me. I grew up a nerdy kid, not popular but had my own friends. I had NO idea how to interact with girls though. I spent a lot of time on the internet, like any self-respecting nerd in the late 2000s. One night, I came across the website that would define my sex life the next seven-eight years: Craiglist. It caught my attention immediately. All these people, wanting sex, putting themselves out there. I found it intoxicating to peer into the inner desires of these strangers on the internet. I knew pretty quickly that all of the women on there were either fake or prostitutes, so I ventured over to M4M. It seemed so simple: post a quick message, get laid. I decided after a few weeks of reading endless posts, I decided to make my own. I had just turned 18 so I was feeling adventurous. Read more »

Another Uber Blow [FM]

Hi Y’all,

Well I’m back at it. Driving as much as I can for Uber and frankly giving as many handjobs and blowjobs as I can to guys I think are interested. I’ve even gotten a bit bold in asking some guys, who flirt even the slightest, if they’d be interested in a little back seat fun.

The most recent adventure was today and with a guy who was a pilot. As soon as I picked him up from the 3rd floor parking area/ride-share pick-up area he was flirting with me right away asking if I enjoyed driving for Uber, if I had any wild stories, and if guys flirted with me much. I broke right to the chase telling him I loved guys flirting and sometimes would have some fun with them if they are interested. That’s when he asked if I was the notorious Uber driving slut he’d heard about from other pilots but figured I was like bigfoot and just a legend or at least never encountered. I confirm with a big smile that I was and before I knew it was trying to figure out a spot to pull over for some backseat fun. He told me about a great place to pull off near a trailhead for the Black River Riparian Forest nearby where he lived in Renton. Minutes later were pulling up and I was sliding into the back seat to a big welcoming kiss and hug. It felt amazing and very comforting. Read more »