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Me, my GF, our future housemate, her Tinder date, and a bag of weed [MF][FF]

Recap – Kate (22, 5’6″, wavy brunette, freckles, green eyes, small C cup, fit legs) lives with me now.

Stacey (23, Kate’s old roommate, 5’9″? 10″?, straight blondish hair, very tan, DDs, super skinny, not much booty, but long sexy legs and a /r/godpussy ) is moving in in a month, but hangs out every weekend.

Me – 37, IT professional, fit, bright blue eyes, short brown hair, well manicured beard,

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Stacey works at a breastaraunt. I won’t say which one, but they have a decent menu compared to Hooters. Kate and I have eaten a few times I the last three weeks while Stace was working. The view is pretty nice all around, but I generally am uncomfortable in places like that. I don’t even like strip clubs.

Anyway, point of that is that Stacey has a good weed girl. She works in the kitchen. Lesbian. Has a big crush on Stacey. We’ve been smoking well lately. Stacey came over Friday night at like midnight with a fresh bag and we lit it up. It wasn’t long before we were in one of our cuddle puddles and some mutual masturbation. We fell asleep on the couch watching some shitty cinemax late night “porn.” Read more »

The Homewrecking Babysitter [MF] Part 2

Over the weekend I decided it would probably be best to stay late at the office and avoid working from home as I usually do once or twice a week but by Thursday my wife had noticed the change in my routine and asked if I’d be at home Friday. “Yeah that was my plan.” I lied.

“Perfect, me too, maybe we’ll let Avery go early and take the boys out for dinner?”

“Sounds great!” I answered maybe a little too enthusiastically, relieved that I wouldn’t have to face any alone time with Avery and possibly explain what I had done despite the fact she hadn’t seemed bothered by it.

When Friday came I was in my home office with a coffee before she even showed up. I opened my browser to a few stocks I was keeping an eye on and dragged them onto my wall monitor while on my desktop I scrolled through reddit. My wife typically left me alone when I worked from home. Whatever the time of day I think she pretty much assumed whenever my office door was closed that I was masturbating considering she had caught me twice in the past. Our sex life at this point was fairly non-existent, maybe once or twice a month so she never made a big deal of my private time seeming to appreciate that I could *handle* things myself. Read more »

The time my neighbor watched [M]e masturbate

I am fortunate that I get to work from home. After a long summer with the kids at home all day, I really felt the urgent need to let my freak flag fly for a while. For a long time I have been a closet exhibitionist, nothing too risky or dangerous. I would walk around nude in front of windows or sit on my back deck, change clothes in front of a window. Nothing like when I was younger, but no chance of getting arrested either.

My neighbor isn’t really my type. It isn’t that she isn’t attractive, just not the type of woman I am normally attracted to. She is probably late-30’s, fairly tall, relatively flat-chested, and appears to be Indian or Pakistani, definitely somewhere in that general area of the world. I, on the other hand, am mid-40’s, dad bod, average penis size and maybe slightly thicker than average. Nothing special to look at, but not repulsive either IMHO.

Now that the kids have returned to school, I decided to let it all hang out by the pool. I have seen my neighbor sunbathing topless a few times over the summer and knew that the back of her house would give her a decent view of part of my pool through a few trees. When she went out to do some gardening, I knew I had a chance for some fun. Read more »

Yennefer and the Griffin [Witcher] [EU] [Fantasy] [Beast] [Stretching] [Inflation] [Excess cum]

Yennefer had done a lot of dangerous things in her life and always made it out in one piece. She was one of the most accomplished Sorceresses in the world for a reason. As she crawled over lumpy rocks however, she was beginning to realize how dangerous this was. Dangerous and stupid, with much more of the letter.

*What the fuck am I doing?* Yennefer stopped to look out over the ocean. Mainland Skellige was visible from the remote island, a distant amalgamation of rocks. If she squinted hard enough, she thought she could see merchants whipping their oxen forward. A sea breeze tussled her tar black hair and she took a deep breath to calm her nerves. Yes, what *was* she doing?

Yennefer continued her ascent, careful not to slip. One misstep and she’d break her ankle, and that could very easily spell the end of her. What a humiliating way to die that would be. The island was more grey than green, mostly made of the shale rock common in the Skellige archipelago and less grass and foliage. Occasionally a rogue bush would weasel its way through, and there was a small copse of trees up ahead she intended to rest at. Read more »

[M]y dick found a home inside my [F]riend’s Ass

My friend, named Tina, and I went out drinking one night. Tina and I went to college together where we grew close. Tina is an average looking white woman with brown hair and brown eyes. She’s a little chubby and as a result she has a big butt. Not necessarily a “hot,” butt, but a big, round butt that I loved glancing at sometimes I walked behind her, fantasizing about what it looked without Tina’s panties covering it up. Well, this night I would get my chance to find out.

We drank heavily this night. So heavily that we ended up calling it a night earlier than we normally do, and in our drunken state we walked back to my house a few blocks away because we wanted to smoke marijuana before we went to bed in our respective houses. After we smoked, Tina and I looked at one another and started getting closer as we sat on my couch. Then, we just both started making out. It was just completely random, but I think that we both needed some “action,” and in the moment it just felt right. After a few minutes I took her hand and led her to me room. She followed me and once I closed the door. Read more »

[M]Y COLLEGE CUMP DUMP

The last year when I started college (male, 18):
I remember how the story started… The first day of college, we had a presentation of the year. That day I was really nervous and a little bit hyped, since I had to move to that new city. The presentation was at 10:00 pm and I was late, so I started panicking (I didn’t want to be the last and everyone stare at me) so I had to run to the room. I ended reaching there around 10:10 pm. I open the door and I see the room FULL of people, all new stundents were there sitting and listening, lots of people turned around at me (fml), there were no visible seats, so I tried to move to the back. At the middle I saw a free seat next to a girl. She saw me and noticed that I was searching a place to sit. When I reached there and I was about to ask her if I could sit but she was faster than me and offered me to sit there. Since I was so nervous and embarassed I didn’t pay attention at her, and I thought that it was just a nice act of her. Anyways, during the long and boring presentation, I could notice how she looked at me some times (dissimulating). At the end we talked for some minutes and I noticed that she was attracted to me. I wasn’t though. She wasn’t ugly but not very beatiful, just an average maybe 6/10. I though that she could be a nice friend. Read more »

My Erotic Affair: Morning [Wood]

I felt his hand brush my shoulder, followed by a kiss. It woke me up but I was still half asleep. He placed a trail of kisses down my back.. Now I’m awake. I spread my legs a little so he’d take the invitation. He kissed each cheek, working his way down to my already wet pussy. He ducked under one leg and lightly kissed me between my legs. I managed to open my eyes, whoops slept in my contacts again, and watched as he took my inner lips in his mouth and sucked.
It was more than the sensation. Seeing my big sexy man drink my morning juice really turned me on. He nibbled at my clit before giving it one last tug and then he was working his way up. He worshiped every inch of my body until he got to my tits. He grabbed what he could with one hand and ever so lightly traced my areola with his tongue, making me throb. After teasing me for an eternity, he took my nipple between his teeth and started sucking. I could feel myself about to cum so I grabbed his face and brought his lips to mine.
Kissing him makes me quiver. His perfect full lips part and his tongue finds its way to mine..I really hope my morning breath isn’t that bad. We kiss passionately for several minutes. He’s massaging my tits and the combination from his kiss and touch spin me out of control. I grab his morning wood and bring it toward my dripping pussy. He teases my entrance with just the head of his cock and suddenly stretches my warm wet cunt fully.
I gasp as he thrusts himself back and forth. I feel my orgasm start to build in seconds. This big beautiful man is about to feel me convulse around his amazing dick. He hovers lower so my nipples are getting rubbed by his moving body and that did it. My toes curl, my pussy tightens, and I explode everywhere.. holy shit, it’s still happening.. how am I still cumming? I can’t move because my body is orgasming but he’s holding me now and fucking me harder. I’m still cumming. He slows his pace and I feel by body release me from my orgasm hold. Holy fuck. He’s moving out of me ease now, along with my river of cum. He runs his hand along my cheek and just looks at me while he strokes. His mud brown eyes watching me recover from the climax he caused. This man.. doesn’t know the hold he has on me. He gets a little crease between his brows and I know it’s his turn. “Look at me baby”..he whispers and I do as I’m told. And I watch him bust his sweet load deep in my pussy. His pussy. I belong to him. He groans very quietly and finishes his release. He strokes a few more times and looks upset to have to part from me. He pulls out slowly and rolls beside me. Caressing my side, I watch him watch me lose myself to him.. Read more »

Office Party

I had recently started working as a financial analyst in the Bombay branch of a small but prestigious wealth management firm. Their clientele was very exclusive, staff size small at just under 50, and they usually hired only one person a year, so I was pretty pleased to get selected from what had been at least a hundred other applicants like me from other reputed companies. The pay was phenomenal, the work challenging and my colleagues were all brilliant people, highly qualified and accomplished.

A month after I started work there, my wife and I got invited for a company party that was going to be held at a senior partner’s bungalow in Malad, a northern suburb of Bombay. It was Friday night, and my wife Usha and I were going to drive there. This was the first time Usha was going to meet my colleagues and I had praised all my colleagues and bosses so much, that she was looking forward to meeting them all. Read more »