Hannah heard a knock at her apartment door. She opens it.
“Oh, hey Laura.
Laura walks in her apartment, bewildered and excited.
“What’s going on?
Laura has a smile across her face and seems out of breath. Her skin was glowing and glistening.
“Hannah, what are your plans next Friday?”
Hannah replies, “Nothing, why?”
Laura said, “You have to come with me somewhere.”
Hannah questioned, “Ok, where?”
Laura finally calmed down. “Ok….please don’t think I’m weird but…I…joined a church…well, sort of.”
Hannah looked confused, “You joined a church? Doesn’t seem like something you would do.”
She responded, “Well, it’s not really a common church, but it feels religious. I swear I felt more spiritual than I’ve ever felt.
Hannah, I had such an amazing time there and….Oh God….you have to come with me next time.”
Hannah hesitated, “I mean I guess I could come with you…but I have to admit, I’m not really into that sort of thing.”
She answered quickly, “No, no…you don’t understand. There’s this guy there…he’s sort of a guru. He’s like…like….a God.”
Hannah laughed, “Oh great haha, you joined a cult. Yea, no thanks”