So after a few years of dead bedrooms I had enough and while the family was out of town with the in-laws I decided to try to get a hooker or whatever it would take to feel some physical companionship. So I found this woman on craigslist (back when it worked like that!) got the address and headed over to the next town, about a 25 minute drive. Paid some cash for a blow job and she pulled my pants down. She told me I have a porn dick. I was like, “What do you mean a porn dick?” And she said “The type of dick you usually only see in pornos””Aw I bet you say that to all the guys!”
She gave me a great blowjob and wanted me to fuck her no extra charge. But she had another customer or two coming after me, would I hide out in her kids room so I could fuck her some more? (the kid wasn’t home so..) Um … sure!