[MF] friday fun that will go down in my record books

It started with a simple business trip in Europe about 5 months ago and deciding to download tinder. My profile was simple, no mess, no fuss, just some light hearted fun/company and see where things go.

A few matches and some conversations I hit upon this one woman, strong and confident type, a little older than I, blonde hair, very fit and active according to her profile, also on business for the week, heading home early the next week. Similar timings to mine.

We decided early on in the trip to head out for dinner for the company. The first and second night ended with us parting ways having had a lovely meal, and great chat. Of course I hoped for more, but as per my profile the light hearted fun was all I needed to make the trip interesting.

It came to Friday afternoon. I was shattered, as was she, and as much as we wanted to go out for dinner again we both agreed perhaps an evening to rest was what we each needed. As soon as we said it, I regretted it, I plucked up the courage and decided if we were too tired to go out, let’s stay in together at one of our hotels, a couple of beers and watch whatever rubbish film shows itself on tv. She agreed…..we both really knew what this meant.

Getting my ass fucked in a car in the French country side [FM]

I [F28] am dating my dominant Nick [32M] for a couple of months now. Since we live in different city’s we don’t always get to see each other much, but when we meet it’s always hot and intense as hell. In a last minute spur of the moment I decided to come along with Nick on his work trip to France. We wouldn’t get to see each other a lot, but every minute would be worth it.

I traveled to him by train and then we drove 2,5h in his car to his hotel. It was getting quite late when the navigation directed us in a very small road in the middle of the woods. It was very misty and the sight was poor. He stopped the car to turn it around, the hotel clearly wasn’t here. Then he looked at me with a wicked smile and turned the engine off. His eyes ran over me and he told me to take off my shoes, my tights and my panties. He put his seat back and I climbed over to him, sitting on top of him. We started making out, his hands all over my naked ass under my dress. He unzipped his pants and pushed his cock inside of me. We kissed and fucked, I kissed his neck and earlobes, whispering between my moans that I missed him.

[F] [Piss] [Blowjob] Alexandra Gets Her Relief

Alexandra, or Alex for short, was a beautiful girl. She had pale skin, big blue eyes that stared right into your soul, thick, silky brown hair, and pouty lips that were perfect for sucking on…things. Her boobs were 34D and did not sag, her pussy was smooth and hairless, and her ass was round and pink.

You could say that she was a girl who had it all, and you wouldn’t be far off. However, there was one thing that she didn’t have, one thing she was desperate for. That thing? A place to empty her aching bladder.

You see, Alex had been out drinking with a stoner friend, and both girls had sucked several cocks the night before. After they were too tired to keep partying, they crashed on some couches in a frat house.

But now, it was 7 AM in the morning, and Alex had been awakened by the throbbing pain in her bladder. She had to get her relief, and soon!

[F] Lily pissed and farted

Lily is a beautiful girl with a perfect tan body. She has perky and round chesticles…a C cup…a nice shaved pussy with a delicious scent to it and tasty, moist labia.

She is desperate to relieve herself in the airport, so she rushes into the bathroom. She is wearing nothing but a dress and panties, so she strips nude and sits on the toilet, and immediately starts pissing a loud and pungent stream, splashing messily into the bowl.

She then lets out the loudest, most disgusting fart out of her perfect little asshole *PFFFFFFFFFF* and sighs contentedly, as she finishes up her golden offering to the porcelain goddess.

She then absentmindedly fingers her pussy and clit for a few seconds, and then puts her clothing back on, being sure to wedge her panties into her pussy, and then walks out of the bathroom.

For good measure, she makes one more huge fart as she’s walking out of the bathroom, but the airport is too loud for others to notice.

[M] Had my ex girlfriend pee in my mouth. And loved it

This happened a couple of years ago.

Ive always had a thing for watching a female pee. Something about a female just releasing in front of me massively turns me on.

So I was in a long term relationship with a girl i knew. She’s tall slim and fit. Very athletic. We were together for so long that we pretty much explored every kink both of us had .

I would often watch her pee and immediately eat her out before she even wiped. Just the smell and the taste and the fact of knowing it’s so dirty would turn me the fuck on like no other.

One day we were showering together and she sat on my face while giving me head. We had been drinking alot of beer so I knew she had to go. I told her to pee in my mouth . She took her lips off my cock and looked back with surprise. I didn’t care how it made me seem. I just needed it right then and there. Well she happily obliged .

Teased at a Party MF risky fun

All participants are over 18 years and willing in this tale.

This one is written around buildup and anticipation, so it’s on the slow side. There may be a follow-up for the “after-party”, as it were.

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So you’re at a party, an in and outdoor affair. And we’ve had one or two apiece. My hands are all over you at every opportunity, mostly light caresses here and there, but some of them very inappropriate. Most out of clothes but some are more… exploratory. As the night goes, the touching gets bolder. Running a hand up your breast but pausing to pinch the fabric where you are poking through ever so slightly, rubbing up your thigh as I lean in to talk to you, lingering on the crotch of your pants, or better yet, unfastening the button as I lean in and tell you to leave it as it is.

I [M] like to go into erotic chat rooms and live out some fantasies

If you’ve ever done this you know it’s a crap shoot. 99.999% of the time it’s a bust. But once in a while luck strikes.

I interacted with a girl who wanted to do a simple roleplay of a couple in a hot tub. She was the perfect amount of detailed and descriptive without being extraneous. She was passionate and hungry for it. It made me rock hard instantly. We played the scene out for about an hour and I gotta say…I haven’t climaxed like that in a long time.

An Eventful Concert [MF]

It was a cold evening in Bangalore. I was waiting outside the concert ground for my friend. I was super excited for this concert. This break was a long time coming. It was a typical EDM concert. Everyone was high off something and the girls were barely wearing any clothes. My dick stirred as a group of girls walked past me. They smelled incredible.

My phone rang. It was my friend. I picked up the phone, “Hey man, where are you? I’ve been waiting for a long time”. “I’m so sorry dude, I won’t be able to make it, I’m stuck at work with a deadline. You enjoy okay? Bye.” I was pretty angry at this point. We had been talking about this concert for a long time. And now he ditches me. I was about to leave when I saw another group of super attractive girls. I let my dick do the thinking.

First time [Hotwife] [MF][MF]

This is the story of my wife and I having our first swap. We had been married for a little over a year at the time and been together for around 4 years. We had moved to D.C. for work. Both of us had talked about swaping and her having a girl for almost the whole relationship, so after a year we started going to reddit and watching swingtv and other porn related to swinging. Shortly after she started posting online and we went to our first club. (Story for another time maybe not the best but decent) We didn’t know what to expect at first so we show up and the smell of drugs drove us away. Both our jobs at the time didn’t allow us to be in those areas. Well we tried again the next day now seeing what people were wearing to the club and stuff like that. So she wore a sundress that was loose and short. Night was okay she mainly danced with a couple but they found she wasn’t a unicorn and left. That pretty much set us off on the idea. She really enjoyed the open community.

[M], [F], [F], [F] The time I had sex with 3 different girls in the same day by accident. Part 1

This story takes place in my Sophomore year of college. To give you a little background I was a bit of a late bloomer going into college. Before college the only experience with a woman I had was 1 LTR and in retrospect it was toxic and it turned out the girl cheated on me. I didn’t find this out until my Freshman year of college as we tried the long-distance thing but it didn’t work and this event changed me a lot. After a long bout of depression I started working out, reading more, etc just to better myself. As a result I started to receive more attention from women. I was always a tall guy 6’3” and by my Sophomore year I was a solid 215 not super lean but definitely in shape.

So Sophomore year I had saved enough money from a summer job and other shit to get a small studio apartment it wasn’t the NICEST place but it worked for me and in college when it comes to hookups as long as you have your own place and it’s organized/clean it’s rarely matters when you have company over. So the first girl we will call her Beth. We had hooked up and casually dated in the summer before sophomore year but things fell apart for whatever reasons and we loss contact for a while. I woke up one morning around 11:00 AM on a Saturday and I saw a text from Beth.