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[M] I jerked my Johnson with Chilli-Pepper Olive Oil by mistake

I’m a sick fuk, but I was lonely and didn’t have moisturizer. I looked online for substitutes and came across one for olive oil and was like, “shit dogg, why not?”.

I made my way to the kitchen like a fiend and grabbed the first bottle that had a label for “olive oil” on it. Without reading the rest, I made haste as time was of the essence…you can figure the rest out.

About ten seconds of bliss came over me and then the waves of **furious fire** started. I thought my dick was having an allergic reaction when I re-read the bottle just to make sure. Sure enough the label read, “Southampton Chilli-Pepper Olive Oil”.

It was a long night after that… unrelentingly painful. *So, remember kids… always read the fine print!*

[MF][Fiction] Experiencing the cock of a black jock in school

I am sitting in the cafeteria alone, idly waiting for all the other students to disperse after today’s classes ended. A beige comfy sweater warms my chest and a pleated black skirt covers my bottom, with black pantyhose underneath; my long platinum hair tied into a ponytail. If I didn’t wait here for a while, the same thing would happen that always does – jerks staring at me, teasing me, bullying. I don’t really have friends who would help me; I don’t have any here at all. The best I can do for now is try to avoid everyone else.

My thoughts are interrupted by footsteps behind me, growing louder. I do my best to look in the distance and avoid eye contact, but when this person passes me, they turn. I see them stand there for a moment with the corner of my eye; a large and wide black boy, wearing what looks like the school’s sport jacket and track pants. “Hey, girl. How have I not seen you before?” he asks me, joyous tone in his voice. I turn my head to look at him, now seeing the details: short black hair, dark brown skin, wide and strong jaw. My eyes drift further down to his impressive body, wideset shoulders, proud sculpted chest, imposing even through his clothes. “I definitely would’ve noticed someone as hot as you, baby,” he says, putting his hand on his hip and pushing out his chest, making it an even more pleasant sight. Read more »

Not that kind of girl [MF] [Mdom] [Sub] – Part 2

Part 1 can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/e1nbf6/not_that_kind_of_girl_mf_mdom_sub/).

I would really appreciate any feedback, what was good, what wasn’t. Better or worse than part 1?

The feedback I received after part 1 means that I remembered to proof read for spelling/grammar, but apologies if there are still errors!

Edit: fixed some mistakes

**Not that kind of girl – Part 2**

The cab journey was a blur, he whispered dirty things in my ear the whole way, telling me exactly what he was going to do to me. What he was going to make me do. We arrived at his place and he immediately led me into the centre of his living room, stood in front of me, and ordered me to strip down to my underwear.

I can’t believe I was doing this. Was I going to do this? The voice in the back of my head started to list all the reasons this was a bad idea again. And I was about to start panicking when he stepped forward, grabbed my hips and pushed himself against me. His lips brushed my ear and he whispered “you know you can leave at any time, but we both know how much you want this. You’re still soaking wet from having my fingers in your pussy earlier, so stop overthinking this. Strip for me right now, and then get on your knees.” Read more »

Quiet Morning

Fuck

I never get stuck at this light

Hurry the fuck up, c’mon, hurry up

Damn

It’s about time

(Reminds himself that it was literally only 2 minutes to sit at the stop light)

Hey Siri, remind me to call the chiropractor today before leaving the office

(Pulls into office parking lot, notices only Ashley’s car is there)

Where the fuck is Kari and Kodi?

Son of a bitch, I do not want a fucked up day!

(Envisions Ashley bent over at his desk. 20 years old and firm)

What is she, maybe 110 pounds?

(She’s your office assistant. She’s the family of your partner)

Niece? Fuck though.

(Parks and walks upstairs towards office)

(I wonder what her pussy looks like?)

I bet its shaved super short, probably a landing strip

(I have heard her talking to other office staff when my door’s shut. I know she fucks. I think I heard someone ask if it hurts? Anal? I bet she likes it in the ass.)

(Opens door to office)

Good morning Ashley, no Kodi or Kari? Read more »

[MF] wife’s niece loves to tease and party

So about every other month we get together with the wife’s family bbq and hang out for the weekend… the first time I saw the niece I was instantly hard petite tight little body wearing the shortest skirt some heels tight shirt snug against her body, i couldn’t help but fuck her in my head my eyes workin her up and down she liked the fact that an older guy was so turned on by her… here comes the introduction I’m rock hard cock pressed against my jeans she puts her hand out I pull her in for a hug instead I push my bulge deep into her leg and whisper in her ear how sexy she looks… few hours go by we’re all drinkin she disappears for a while… night comes to an end were set up in the guest bedroom which shares a bathroom with the nieces room, the wife’s occupied with the kids getting them ready for bed i go in the bathroom her doors cracked peek in to her waiting about time she says been trying to catch you alone for a minute she grabs and my shorts rubbing my cock I felt how hard you were earlier pull it out she’s bein the aggressor my cock goes right along and I’m hard AF she puts her hand in my shorts and whips it out she’s stroking it she stops and laughs she kisses me and says good night sayin only if we were alone

Looking for a post!!!

There was one especially hot story to me. This girl had a neighbor or a friend or something and she went over to her house, where the girl and her friend fucked her father, and her friend fucked her brother. I need a good fap story please help

[MFF] Long Awaited Fun (Long)

*This story is a bit long, skip to ### for the juicy part.*

“Be there in five. Also, this snowbank looks wicked. Not so sure this was my best plan lol.”

“Nah, it’ll be great ?,” he texts back.

Oh, the fun I get myself into. Joe was an almost Tinder hookup like 6 months ago. I had given him my Snapchat, we had exchanged nudes, and I had even gotten him to jerk off and finish on a snap video for me. What can I say? I love to hear a man have a good time. Not to mention, his dick was a monster. Such a nice sight. There was no doubt that it would destroy my tight cunt.

While tutoring, I had once slipped off to the bathroom to snap a pic of my pale DDs to him. Like a lot of guys, he liked how perky they were and the small light colored nipples that completed them. For some reason that hookup never happened though. I think life just got busy with me graduating from college and him working most nights. Read more »

Lucky BJ from my Sis

My 18 year old sister Liv was laying stomach down on the couch watching TV, wearing tiny baby blue shorts that exposed the bottom arc of her ass cheeks. Her legs were crossed, forming a giant X in the air, wiggling her toes as she moved her legs back and forth.
Her black hair ran down to the middle of her back, and if you saw her from the front you’d be quick to notice DD tits. Complimented even more by her petite 5’2 frame. She was beautiful, and her baby girl voice completed the package. Needless to say, I was hard all the time around her.
I sat down at the edge of the couch and watched her soles move in the air; bad idea given that I was wearing basketball shorts. She turns her head slightly and I see a smile form on her bubbly lips, and she turns her head back, focusing on the tv. All of a sudden, her soft soles come down on my already hard cock. That’s what she was smiling at, the tent in my shorts. She softly wiggled her feet, pressing my cock onto my lower stomach.
I let out a soft moan, I just couldn’t help myself. She chuckled lightly and said,
“Listen, it’s a one time thing, you’re lucky I’m bored bro”
I smiled at that, and she turned around to face me, sitting on her soles in that position that makes a woman’s thighs bulge out. My cock was throbbing at this point. She places a hand on my cock through my shorts and squeezes lightly,
“Wow, you’re so thick”
I was practically incoherent at this point. Just nodded my head as she stroked me through my shorts. Next thing I know, I’m wincing as her nails pressed into my waist as she attempted to lower my shorts. She giggles in a high pitched baby voice as my cock sprung out of my shorts, rock hard. She takes it in her hand and kissed the head ever so lightly before saying
“Fuck bro, your cock looks so delicious. Dont say a word and Ill suck this dry, bet!”
The sight of my 8 inch cock in her tiny hand was too much, so I simply nodded and grunted. She immediately went to work. The head of my cock slid in through her bubbly lips and my eyes rolled into the back of my head. Her mouth stretched as she took more and more of me in. Halfway through my cock, she pauses and her hazel eyes make contact with my incoherent ones, and she gives her best shot at a smile. Then, still holding eye contact, she slides the rest into her mouth, pauses at the bottom for a few seconds, and slides back up even slower. By the time she got back up to the head I was writhing in pleasure.
One hand was at the base of my cock, but she used her other to nudge at my wrist. I took the sign and placed my hand on the back of her head. The best few minutes of my life. I fucked her mouth mercilessly, and her baby voice moans when I pulled her up for some air would make my cock bounce around in arousal.
Finally I said
“I can’t take much more Im gonna cum soon”
To which she replied
“That’s the fucking point dummy” and smiled wide.
She ran her hands up and down my cock and popped it back into her mouth, this time bobbing her head at an incredible pace. My cock was starting to pulse, and she felt that. Her lips moved up to just work the top quarter of my cock.
The first rope of cum shot out and she moaned with my cock in her mouth, but this was gonna be a big load and we both knew it. She sucked the first few ropes, and popped my cock out and jerked the last few ropes out onto her face. My cum shot up her cheeks and into her hair, and every time cum landed on her she let out the softest and cutest little moan.
“Oh fuck, Liv I soaked you.”
“Bro, that was fucking awesome. I’ve never seen that much cum before, congrats.
“You’d get more if you let me fuck” I laughed as I said.
“Easy there tiger, let’s see how bored I can get another day mkay?” And with that she got up and left to go clean herself.
I watched her hips sway as she walked away, and thought to myself,
“How in the fuck did that just happen?”

Sucking Cock in public (MM)

I went out last night and met this really sexy top and wanted him instantly, after few drinks we decided to leave when we stopped at the corner few blocks away and I just got on my knees right there and took his cock out and started sucking him off, he was like 9.5 inches hard and thick and was balls deep with my mouth . After like 10 minutes of sucking him off he shot down my throat zipped up and he just left me too walk home by myself but honestly worth it