So a long time ago when I was 19 I started a job between semesters at a technology company (which turned out to be longer than just between semesters, but that’s another story). I ended up flirting with and becoming friends with a sales admin. She was a few years older than I was at 23, married with a young child, and a very bubbly personality. She was short, and not skinny, but very curvy. Think size 10-12 with DD cup tits. We used to go to lunch together all the time.
I’m not exactly sure how it came up as it was a solid 20 years ago, but one day we started talking about Monopoly; ya know, the original board game to lose friends playing, before Settlers of Catan. Plenty of shit talking ensues between the two of us, including me telling her I will literally take the shirt off her back if we play.
Fast forward a few weeks and she comes over to my cube and says “Hey, my husband took the kid to visit his parents for the week. Want to come over and play Monopoly?” Not being an idiot I agree.