Tinder – The Real Stories

I was hired to write some tinder hookup stories for Flirt Magazine’s February issue. I’ve included one story below and a link to my blog where I’ve got the five page spread from the magazine published! I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them, I will be in the March issue as well!

# Story 1

My name is Travis, this is my Tinder hookup story.

When I swiped right on Kelli, I thought she would be the type to want to take things slow. Her profile picture was so sweet and innocent. Turns out a sweet and innocent wrapper can be hiding a freaky inner core. Kelli turned out to be one of the craziest first dates I ever had!

We hadn’t driven three blocks from her apartment when she had her head in my lap and my dick in her mouth. She slid her denim skirt up to her hips, and I saw she wasn’t wearing any panties as she started to finger herself.

My aunt

My outgoing aunt.

This is 100% fictional, although I wish it weren’t. Fake names are given. Enjoy!

I have this aunt, Maria, and for as long as I can remember, she has been dirty minded. Now I thought this is where it ended, being dirty minded, and having sex with my uncle. However I definitely learned she is into more stuff.

I went to the movies with my family, as well as her. I was getting bored so I decided to watch some porn. This porn involved naked women, a jerkoff challenge. My aunt looked over, and saw what was on my screen. She then asked me if I ever saw the real things. I, being young said no. She was quiet, and luckily didn’t say anything to my parents.

When I got home, I had to use the restroom. While I was washing my hands, my aunt came in, locked the door and motioned for me to be quiet. She took my shirt off, and started playing with my man tits. I’m a bit fat, and a little feminine, so I had tits, and I enjoyed being played with.

Published
Categorized as Erotica Tagged

I bought a house to whore myself out from [F] 19

Ok let me explain for the juicy stuff skip to paragraph 3-4. So in my country individual prostitution is legal. Also sorry for cheating as this is my job as well as being a stripper. Right let me just describe myself first so you get the picture. 5’0 105lbs blonde petite or busty petite and I work out daily. So I am in a good financial situation from my stripping and on new years I decide to take a leap to hopefully set myself up for life. I buy a house with a decent view of a loach that is isolated but still only like an hours drive from glasgow. (Just saying this was all completed before the 3rd as no one really wanted the house)

[M]y latest TINDER hookup with a recently separated [F]emale

I was travelling recently and matched with a woman on Tinder. Conversation started tame enough but quickly became flirty. She knew I was from out of town, and so I asked her to go for a drink that night. She said she wasn’t available that night, but might be available after a concert she was going to the next night. I agreed, and then the conversation got very sexual.

She let me know she was recently separated and just wanted a night of hot sex with an attractive stranger. I told her she was in luck. We chatted for a good hour that night, each describing things we love or things we’ve done sexually.

The next afternoon she confirmed that I hadn’t gotten cold feet, and I let her know that I was excited to see her. She said “why don’t we just skip the drink and you come over here around 11pm. This is tinder after all…”

I agreed and arrived on schedule that night. She answered the door looking even better than I’d expected. She invited me in, and quickly kissed me. We stood in the doorway making out for a couple minutes, our hands each exploring the body of the other. She appeared to have a nice body.

[M]y first time cumming on her [F]ace

I came on my girl’s face for the first time. It has been a long time fantasy of mine, but I was always too nervous to ask. I told her I wanted to watch her masturbate and have her watch me. It was a huge turn on watching her finger herself. I helped her by holding her vibrator to her clit. After she came I asked her where she wanted me to finish. She said ‘anywhere you want’ I got on top of her and squeezed her breasts together.

She grabbed my dick and opened her mouth while I played with her tits. She’s swallowed my cum before, and I think she was getting ready to take a mouthful. She’s the first to make me cum with her mouth. I was able to get the courage to ask her for that one a long time ago, probably a story to post here another time. This was different though, I think I was afraid she would say no, and it’s something I really wanted to do.

Kaleigh, or “Wait Just a Cousin-Fuckin’ Minute.” [MF] [exhibition]

(I’ll spare those looking for incest some trouble. Kaleigh isn’t *my* cousin. The title becomes clear in a few paragraphs. Saving twisted perverts time and energy is my pleasure. You’re welcome.)

“So, you two wanna go pick somethin’ up?” Rob reached for his wallet, “I got some cash.”

This was typical of Robert. He had no talent for subtlety. He wanted Kaleigh and I to disappear so he and Jessica could be alone. Probably have a go at each other. Definitely in my bed. It was bold, and the nerve of it should have pissed me off. Anyone else I’d have told to get fucked (Pun intended.). But, he was my brother in all but the strictest sense of the word, and I wasn’t going to do him dirty like that. Honestly, I was sort of proud.

Jessica was Rob’s new-ish girlfriend. They’d been dating for a few months, starting after his excellent New Year’s party. Kaleigh was her younger cousin and current object of my affection. (Pronounced KAY-lee, despite its Klingon appearance.) I had met her a few weeks prior on a blind date arranged by the two fat, inconsiderate assholes preparing to ruin my sheets.

My Valentine’s Date(s) [mff]

Just wanted to share my experience and hope you enjoy!

So last Friday night I had my first real threesome with a couple (had an awkward threesome ish thing before but no sex and a mfmf I wrote about before here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DirtyConfession/comments/a44gey/my_dirty_little_secret/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share ). My limits are piss, poo, anal and going down on a woman (this my change with time but currently don’t feel comfortable to) in this instance hers were the same. We had met for a drink a week or so prior so that we all new we liked each other and were comfortable.

So…..

First I got there and turned up to the wrong building so was calling some randoms flat (sorry!). When I found the right building I was welcomed in with food and wine and chilled, flowing conversation. Once we’d had a few glasses he got up and started to dance and pulled us two in to join, where he put her in the middle of us.

50 Shades of Fuck You [F] [M]

Our first advisory session two long years ago, he came with his long term GF, I’m Married Happily. He was hot but off the radar. Meetings would leave me talking to his GF mostly, with him looking on a good arms length away. A year went by…
Unexpectedly they broke up. They started to come separately. This now meant I was talking to him, alone the still needed life support. His usual position of sitting arms length was now replaced with sitting opposite me.

Holy fucking Shit. My eye has never wondered, my thoughts in a straight line, my knickers never soaked by another man. NEVER.
But HIM, what is it about him?? His humour, smile, common interests and good looks were hard to ignore. BUT I DID.
As he sat opposite me, my mind wondered. Im blushing. I’m stumbling. Fuck me, what is going on here…has he noticed??
We kept the meetings light, purposeful and in keeping with our sarcastic/jokey humour.

Our meetings meant we would have lighthearted chats inbetween. Forever the complimentary guy, confident in his thoughts and what he wanted. I was flattered, thought I may be attractive after all not a simple mum and wife.

Being [F]ucked over [M]y Desk [FM]

The time he fucked me at my desk. [Office Fun](https://imgur.com/a/Gc4vSRg)

It was getting close to 5 and all of my co-workers started to leave for the evening except myself. [F]I would linger a bit longer, left alone in the office I decided to take a few naughty photos at my desk and send to hi[M] u/M_Cain. I thought it would be a great way to finish up a long day of sexting. Sitting at my desk I sent the pictures with my tits out with a text that read “empty office”. I started to wrap up a few things before he quickly replied “I should come fuck you over your desk.”

I sat there biting my lip and I could feel the adrenaline building and my pussy getting wet. I thought about how I should be leaving and getting home to my husband, but being fucked over my desk sounded like a much better offer. So I replied with “come fuck me?”

The Last Man on Earth [Choose your own adventure] [MFFFF+]

I’ve added a lot more recently to my ongoing story and I figured you guys might enjoy reading.

Potential themes (Depends on your path.)

– Anal

– Freeuse

– Incest

– MFF+

– Celebs

– Voyeur

– Tons and tons more.

Happy fapping.

[https://chyoa.com/story/The-Last-Man-on-Earth.6865](https://chyoa.com/story/The-Last-Man-on-Earth.6865)