25F4M Orlando- My counselor said the keys to a great marriage are clean fights and dirty sex… He didn’t specify where dirtiness needed to come from.

Fuck guys.

So it’s Saturday evening and my husband of eight months and I just got back from the movies (because nobody told us the theaters would close too. Different aggravation entirely, and when you’re newly married the only sensible thing to do is screw any chance you get. But after some hopeless Netflix surfing and a petty argument about the window being open or shut, he’s stormed out to sleep on the couch because apparently “we can’t talk about shit.”

I wanna believe being married is as exciting as my friends say it is… but to be honest, I think they left out where that excitement actually comes from.

So, with makeup done for the evening and a black tank top thrown on after realizing the evening ended, I’m making my own rules and seeking a fun Saturday night elsewhere. From all of you hungry animals.

[https://imgur.com/SwMHEHj](https://imgur.com/SwMHEHj)

You like me? Wasn’t worried.

My ask is simple: my husband doesn’t seem to be coming back to bed tonight, so one of you educated wordsmiths get the pleasure of writing me some erotica. I’m not talking role-play or dirty talk (although plenty of that will naturally come, I haven’t been properly fucked in a week) I’m talking I give you a unfulfilled fantasy, something that wouldn’t be brought to life nearly as well in porn, with vividly detailed environments and realistic scenarios with steamy characters… Read more »

Last days of summer sun

(written for a fan, you know who you are ?)

It’s now late March, almost half way through Autumn. It’s a late Indian summer, crystal clear blue skies and what must be coming to the end of languid times in the sun.

We decide to spend what is likely to be one of the last days in the pool, naked, lazy, floating around together.

I dip my toe in, the surface chill, but refreshingly so as I dive in and feel my breathe momentarily leave me. Breaking the surface I flick my hair from my eyes and laugh as you almost scream diving in. The cool water causing an instant and noticeable retraction to both your cock and balls. I lazely stroke to the deep end, slow enough that you are never far away.

I feel you grab my foot pulling me slowly back to you and as I get close you wrap your arm around my waist pulling my back hard against you. I pretend to fight your hold, laughing as I do and splash water back against you. Read more »

[FM] [FF] your sexy story with your sexy pic

since I have a lot of time on my hands in quarantine, I’m starting a project where I collect people’s sexy selfies and the stories behind them. wanna contribute? you send me your fave sexy pic of yourself and tell me who you took it for, who you sent it to, what the response was, and how you feel about the photo. the story can be sexy or funny or awkward or embarrassing or whatever! and you can be 100% anon. you interested in making my quarantine a little less boring?

In Defense of my Queen

                   In Defense of my Queen

“Don’t worry Arthur I will escort her highness to the theater later. We are honored guests in this nation and these people love Queen Rae. There is nothing to worry about.” We were visiting one of the neighboring nation’s on a good will mission to strengthen our alliances. Tonight we were to go to the local theater here to watch a performance as honored guests of the Duke and Dutchesse. The Queens guard Arthur is giving me a hard time about escorting our Queen to the theater.

“The theater is only a few blocks away it will be fine.” The Queen looked as beautiful as ever wearing a new dress specially made for this occasion. Her beautiful smile the only light I needed in the room to see. She truly was the essence of Grace and beauty. Truly a radiant soul who brightens the lives of all she meets.  Read more »

Starring in my very own Erotic Story: Squirting & Cumming 6 Times All Over His Body. (A motion picture) [mf]

I thought it’d be a good time to post some stories since we’re all trying to stay in. :)

**TLDR:**

I replied to a r/RAOMD post that asked for an ideal muff dive scenario in exchange for a sfw photo. Our first encounter can be found here: This is our second time meeting and there were a lot of things on our to-do list besides each other. Spanking, blindfold, photos and videos. Since we’re both from Reddit, we have a hard spot for NSFW subreddits. Now you can be pervs with us. I embraced what I learned about my body from our 1st meet. This allowed him to bring me to 5 deep cervix/g-spot orgasms where I squirted all over his legs, hands and cock. I also couldn’t wait to get my hands, and mouth on his body and was able to enjoy many parts of him while he was blindfolded. The night ended when I brought myself to a clitoral orgasm with him cuddled naked next to me.

**Interlude:** Read more »

[MM] Late night HBO with my buddy

TL:DR – my longtime friend unexpectedly made the first moves that led to us 69ing for hours.

This happened when both my friend and I were 20.

We had gone to the movies and came back to my place around 11pm. Had a few shots and decided to watch some tv in the living room.

He sat on the armchair, I sat on the couch.

We flipped around the channels until we came upon some late night soft core porn on HBO. I stayed on the channel for a few seconds and we sat in silence watching the scene.

Nervously, after a minute, I changed the channel.

“Hey, go back to that man,” Brad said.

I switched back to the porn, my hands almost shaking.

“Dude, this is making me hard,” he whispered.

“Me too,” I said quietly.

I’d known brad since high school. Typical jock, always a bit obnoxious. Whenever he got drunk, his dick always managed to make an appearance. Usually it was while with a group of guys, and we always laughed and told him to put it away. Read more »

I’ve been sending daily erotica to my new girlfriend. Here’s day 1

I’m waiting at the bus station for my good little french girl to come home after her trip away. She’s almost 6”, has amazing natural breasts, a wonderful smile and soft ginger hair. I’ve been looking forward to her coming home for over a week now and get lost in naughty thoughts about what we’ll be doing later that day. She’s been such a good girl, not masturbating all week and doing different challenges I give her each day and now is the time for her reward.

I quickly snap out of it as I see the bus pulling in and watch as people climb off the bus. Brown, blonde, brown, bald, blonde, brown, Ginger! There she is. I hide from her view until she turns to get her suitcase out of the bus and I come up behind her and hug her from behind as she stands back up. After a moment of surprised confusion, she quickly turns around and we share a passionate kiss.

I pull back after a few seconds, knowing that that’s only a taste of what’s to come. I pick up her suitcase and we start walking to her place. As soon as we’re in the front door, the conversation changes from idle chat about her trip to me telling her what to do, and her complying like the good girl she is. Read more »

Madame continues to make her ex her slut. [FM] [LONG]

When I shared our first story, I wasn’t sure if there would be a second.

Then on my first day working from home, he reached out, and it was on. It’s hard to stay focused on my work when I know how hard I’m making him, and telling him how wet he’s making me. I force him to describe how he’d worship me, and he tells me how much he wants to eat my pussy, licking me and sucking my clit until I soak his face. How he wants to suck my tits and bite at my nipples, and I tell him he must leave a mark the next time so I can get turned on whenever I see it. He eagerly agrees.

He tells me he felt like such a slut trying on lace panties for me, and that he wants to wear a lace thong for me. He gets off on me telling him how small his dick looks, how pathetic when it’s covered in lace. Which I tell him, but then admit that I love watching it grow for me—how I’m the one with that kind of power. Read more »

Quick facefuck while gf is at work [MM][Cheating]

This happened a while back. I’m 39, white, 6’3″ and 260 lbs, with a fat one. Or so i thought.

My gf had just left for work, and my desire to have my cock in a man’s mouth overtook me. I got on grindr and started chatting. Pretty soon i got a response from this absolutely hot and fit 27 y/o black dude. I sent him some body pics (I’ve got a dad bod, chubby but not obese) and to my surprise, he was all about it.

I gave him directions. I was peering out the blinds every 30 seconds, it seemed like. He arrives and knocks on my door. Heart leaping out of my mouth, i let him in.

His pics didn’t do him justice. He looked so good! We exchange pleasantries for about 10 seconds before we started making out. He drops to his knees. He undoes my belt and wastes no time pulling down my boxer briefs, and smiling as my girthy 6.5 inch cock springs out. He looks up at me while taking my entire shaft down his throat. I’m loving the feeling of his tongue swirling on the underside of my dick. I suggest he sits on the couch, so i can suck him a little. Read more »