TLDR: ended up having unexpected rough sex with an old uni chum and a girl twenty years younger than us…
I [M45] went to a black tie dinner the other night, a monthly fun thing: I invited a couple of friends, one [F45] uni chum who I’d recently reconnected with after a 20year hiatus, and another who needed a good night out. Unfortunately she had to cancel, as did my back-up, so I was left to fall on the generosity of my host, who found someone, of whom I knew nothing.
Being the polite chap I am, I arranged to meet my new guest at my club before hand for drinks – I had no idea of what this girl looked like, sounded like, or would be like.
“They told me to go to the third floor bar ” she messaged, “but I realise that not knowing what you look like is unhelpful!”
Selfie dispatched, she [F25], rapidly arrived. And wow…five foot nothing, dyed red hair, cute as a button, black goth boots under a long patty dress (which included a petticoat, something I’ve never actually seen in real life). Stunner…shall refer to her as Stunner hereonin.