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I fucked my gf with a 12″ cucumber, and she loved it! [MF]

Covid lockdown had me bugging at the grocery store this week. Couldn’t help noticing the abundance of huge cucumbers in the produce section though. My mind wandered and I got a chub looking at the bumps and girth of those 12″ beauties. I decided to add a particularly fallic green giant to my cart and kept shopping.

When I got home and unloaded the bags, S immediately held up this whopper with a slight grin of giddy incredulity. She put it away and just shook her head, laughing. I had a feeling that she didn’t want to admit how fun it would be. S is a 32yr old sultry 5’3″ snack. Her supple ass pairs perfectly with two petite breasts tipped with perky dark pink nipples. I see a woman who embodies a natural and real beauty and sexual charm that drives me fucking wild.

We spent our day around the house; her working from home, me lazing about mostly but doing chores. After supper, we drank wine and watched the next Mad Max in our nightly tour of post apocalyptic Australian mayhem. Being snuggled up on the bed had us touching each other for the greater part of an hour. Touching, teasing, feeling, pinching. Read more »

DIRTY HOLE [MxF: rape, abuse, piss]

I was out with my friends at some club. It was Friday night and we had all just finished our final nursing exams. We wanted to let our hair down and have a good time. As I’m usually in my student nursing uniform, it felt good to be able to slip into a tiny dress. It was low cut, showing ample cleavage. The hem reached my mid thigh and if I twirled fast enough on the dance floor, I’m sure anyone watching would have been able to see a flash of my lace panties. I could tell I was attracting attention as I moved in time with the music, swaying my hips to the beat. I ignored all the stares. Tonight, it was just me and my friends. It was our celebration.

‘Take off your panties.’

Later that night, I’m in a completely different situation. I’m alone, pushed up against the wall. I’m trying to remember what happened, how I got here … but it’s fuzzy. I’m breathing hard, trying to keep calm as I study the man standing in front of me. He’s big, broad shouldered and he has his hand resting warningly against my throat. I have never seen him before. A stranger was keeping me hostage in a foul smelling cubicle in the men’s room of a night club. Read more »

Look at what you made me do [M] P1

“Fuck, you’re annoying” I thought to myself. By means of bad circumstances or maybe bad luck we were house mates. At the time we both weren’t making a lot of money and we both needed a place to live so we signed a lease together. I quickly moved up in my career and Jess was still at her same low paying job as a waitress. Now that I could afford the rent myself I wished she would just move out.

Jess was a petite small blonde that was innocent and sweet. No curves and nothing I really found attractive. Jess never cleaned up after herself unless I told her to. She was concerned about things I found irrelevant like the bachelor tv show.

I was 7 years her senior. I was a man concerned with accelerating my career and making myself successful. I met Jess in college when I went back for my post-grad degree, we were alright friends when we signed the lease but now I just wanted her out.

More bad luck, this fucking quarantine. Now I’m stuck around her annoying ass all damn day. I can’t stand her. Read more »

Untitled [MF]

After that lustful slutty sex he had, he headed home directly, and even though he was sexually satisfied, he was somewhat exasperated because of the little argument he had with the hooker.

Martin Ashton, a tall, handsome man in his early 30s, was kind of a cocky guy, who didn’t care for other people’s feelings or opinions. He was handsome, rich and married to a beautiful woman, what more could he look for?

He treated people based on how much money they had, and he looked down on everyone with lesser fortune and status than his.

His wife’s father owned a small accounting firm in the downtown area of Malia, and Martin worked as a CEO for that firm.

When he arrived home, his wife, Natalie, was making dinner.

Natalie was a beautiful woman in her late 30s. She wasn’t very attractive physically, but her face was beautiful and she had an alluring personality.

They have been married for 5 years, and they didn’t have kids yet. It’s not that they didn’t want to, but Natalie had a special situation; she had to remove her uterus surgically because of a large fibroid. Read more »

Getting Inside the Intern [MF]

I always think about the time I had hooking up with a summer intern back in 2015 and how it will be the best experience I’ll ever have. We had a summer intern who was 22 back in 2015 that they had sit in the cubicle next to me. I’m a 29M, 5’10, average build, fairly good-looking? I do alright with women but I tend to be pretty timid when making the first move. Anyways, the first month we kind of just sparingly chat as I was kind of dating someone, but that flamed out quickly. On Memorial Day weekend I got drunk and sent a friend request on Facebook to which we she accepted right away and I ended up drunk messaging her throughout the night, nothing dirty though. Read more »

[MF] [cheating] Mr.Slut’s story time: workplace fun

*Disclaimer, my post involves cheating so if that is not your thing, feel free to move along. Also, names have been changed, of course.*

2015 and our company had gone through a few rounds of ‘corporate restructuring’. That is just code for laying people off, but I somehow managed to survive. The downside of getting to remain employed is that I now had to do the work of four people. It wasn’t all bad in the end. The buildings I had to support ran well and the people knew I was it so they were all cool. Since I was the only IT person around, I got to know a lot of people. I am easy to talk to and joke around with so that would sometimes bring people around me who had no issues flirting. Its work so I never thought to push it too far since most of the woman gave the vibe of having some flirty fun to break up the work day. That is until I met Jamie. Read more »

A Trip to the Grocery Store [D/s]

We’re at the grocery store, doing our weekly shopping. I find myself feeling turned on as we weave through the aisles. You reach to grab something off the top shelf–standing on your tip-toes, given your short frame. As you struggle to reach, I notice the small of your back is exposed. You feel my hand grab your hip and feel me press against you. You can feel my hard cock pushing against your ass. You smile, knowing how much I want you. You’re eager to please me and know I likely won’t have the patience to wait until we return home. You arch your back and lightly grind against my cock.

You continue to tease me as we make our way through the aisles. Brushing up against my cock, bending over near me so I can get a view of your cleavage in that tight little blouse I picked out for you, walking in front of me and swaying your hips suggestively. When I’m not paying attention, you stoop down to “look at something” near the bottom shelf. While there, you begin to run your hands run up my thigh. I’m hard, and you can feel it. I know the look on my face is making you wet—you giggle and glance down. Read more »

I [F] 21 made a guy [M] 36 from tinder cum within the first hour of talking to him on video call. My parents were asleep in the next room.

In good keeping with isolation rules I turned to tinder to pass the time, and to be frank- to get off. He messaged first.

Ironically his bio spoke so seriously saying he didn’t want to have time wasted, he wanted a ~*•~ relationship~•*~ and “best friend” and described himself as passionate. He was handsome- and I know significantly older, which is unfortunately my type, and has a GREAT dick. Uncut, long, maybe 7.5- seeing it made me want it in my mouth immediately.

I was honestly bored and genuinely wanted to fuck around, I know I’m not the first to confess how horny I’ve become in isolation. At first I asked about his day, and before I knew it he was saying how hot he was for me. I like to make them sweat a bit, I left him hanging a little and was blunt, I wasn’t in the mood to be annoyed and wanted to get straight into it. It was nice and funny knowing how eager he was only a few minutes in. I gave him my number and we continued on WhatsApp. He sent me videos of him stroking his hard cock and I could feel myself getting wetter as I told him all the things I wanted him to do to me, had we been in the same bed. I’m in the mood to be thrown around and used, I wanted him to fuck my throat, I wanted to suck him, slap his cock on my face, pound me, kiss me, hold me by the throat when he came in me while looking into my eyes. I wanted to be kissed and held in the afterglow and cradle his head on my breasts. I like a sweet ending, but you know, that’s just very much my style of hooking up, Read more »

Boyfriend Hooker Experience 22 [F]

Towards the end of college I was dating a guy, named James, who was into the whole stranger sex thing. For example we would go to a party and towards the end he would find me and pretend he was picking me up and taking me home for the first time. It was fun and harmless. Added a little excitement to the night sometimes. Once we got out of college we both started working so obviously fewer parties and more real life.

One night James suggested that we do it again but I would play a hooker and he would pick me up. I was into it right away because who doesn’t like a little extra excitement in their sex life? However, as he started telling me his whole elaborate plan it was obvious that he had been thinking about it for a while. He wanted to actually pick me up off the street. I was reluctant but willing to give it a try for him. Read more »