[MF] The sexiest text ever!!

When I was asked to meet the new sales girl for some client meetings I wasn’t thrilled. I prefer selling alone, not with a colleague or a boss, but what could I do? I’d heard she was young and attractive, so naturally, I was intrigued. We arrived in St Louis late in the day, staying at separate hotels. We agreed to get to know each over dinner before meetings the next day. I pulled up outside her hotel and, trying not stare, saw her walking out toward my car…she was tall and very attractive. I immediately sensed some shyness which turned me on. Dinner was casual, a local taco spot and some drinks. I still remember telling her it was okay for us to have alcohol with dinner and her mentioning that she sometimes gets out of control with too many drinks. Okay, maybe this will be fun after all.

I'[M] not sure if this belongs here

Whelp, I’ve never said it out loud to anyone other than my dog[5M] whom I always confide in, that I [30M] have seen 50-70 sex workers.

I have a Girlfriend, the bedroom chemistry is nonexistent. And a lot of times I do it more because she’s being unreasonable and it makes me so mad that I do these behind her back. I’ve tried leaving her before and we’ve had very heated arguments. I’ve never punched her or anything but things have certainly got out of control.

Whether she wants to admit it or not she depends on me to do a lot of things for her. Which go unnoticed quite often. Which is what I was attesting to earlier. There is no prose for me to post this here other then to just tell my story. I’ve never said anything to anyone for the 2 or so years I’ve been doing it. I hope to stop, I hope to have a healthy relationship. But idk we’ll see I guess. Judge me if you care to, I’m aware what I’m doing is wrong but I don’t think anyone can empathize and understand what it is to be in my shoes. I’m sure some have been in similar situations and been able to stay faithful, and provide loving care to their partner for the duration of their relationship, and they are a better person then me. I’ve failed, but how to do better.

I [f] peed myself while on a roadtrip with friends.

Me and a couple of friends were on a roadtrip and we were all in the same van. We were driving for a couple hours and I had to go pee but there were no bathroom near by so we kept going and going we eventually got to a place that had a bathroom but my friend that was driving forget that i had to go, so we continued on and on and I really had to go pee and I felt like I was going to burst and then I couldn’t hold it any longer and I peed myself (I was wearing yoga pants and had no panties on. I was thinking about wearing a skirt for the roadtrip but decided not to ).

[FF] My best friend’s boyfriend pissed me off, so I [18F] fucked his mom [late 40s F]

The summer after graduating high school, I was in a pissy mood. Yes, the whole summer. I was terrified about going to college hours away from my family and sad to be leaving my friends, especially my best friend, Jillian. Throughout high school, Jillian and I had a covert romantic and sexual relationship. We saw each other intermittently from our first year of high school (age 14) until we left for college (age 18), pausing only when we had boyfriends. And occasionally unpausing it during those times. We somehow simultaneously thought of each other as our soulmate and also a relationship that didn’t “count” as cheating because we were both women. It’s not something I’m proud of, but it’s something I’ve since learned is actually fairly common amongst closeted teenagers.

Our last semester of high school, Jillian started dating a boy in our year named Tom. At first, I didn’t dislike him any more than I disliked her other boyfriends — it was more a general jealousy that she could date them in public instead of an actual dislike of them as individuals. But then, against my wishes, she told Tom about us one night shortly before graduation. I was fucking pissed. I wasn’t ready to be “out,” and I wasn’t even sure what my sexuality was, so this felt like both an invasion of my privacy and a lot of pressure to suddenly define myself. Jillian apologized profusely when she saw how upset I was, and I did forgive her fairly quickly considering my ability to hold a grudge, but the damage was done.

Started the Morning with a Bang! [MF]

This morning today started with a bang (pun intended) for my wife and I. Although this story is fairly vanilla, I felt inspired to share nonetheless. Enjoy!

*For readers who are unfamiliar, my wife Jade and I are pretty average suburbanites, with a decently active and rejuvenated sex life. We’re both in our mid-thirties; I’m white, average build and about six feet tall. Jade is mixed Asian/Native American with an average build (thick ass, small breasts), radiant green eyes and long black hair.*

I was awoken this morning by a stirring Jade. I gave the back of her head a small kiss and tried to get back to sleep. It was just after 5 AM with dim morning light seeping in and I knew kids would be awake before too long, making sleep (or anything else) wholly impossible.

Jade got out of bed and headed for the bathroom. I shut my eyes and rolled onto my back. When Jade emerged from the bathroom, I was surprised to see her walk back to bed fully naked. Watching her great thighs and small, perky breasts,. I felt myself starting to get hard as she slipped back into the covers and it was going to be impossible to get back to sleep. It had been a stressful week already and unfortunately, almost a week since we’d last had sex.

A Penny for Your Bi Curious Thoughts

Penelope loved going out. In her late-twenties now, those opportunities were fewer as work and family took more of her free time. She didn’t mind, but some of her friends felt she was settling too early and abandoning them. This caused some tension, but Penelope had more to worry about than a few party friends getting salty.

Trying to network in the corporate world was proving harder than she’d imagined. Her coworkers were all in their early 40s and worked together for years before Penelope joined the team. This meant when they went out to lunch or for drinks after work, they often forgot to invite her. While she pretended it wasn’t a big deal, it really hurt when they all came back laughing from lunch, walking right past her office. But, things were getting better, she was even invited to join them at a local restaurant on Friday. Well, invited was an overstatement. Two coworkers were talking about plans while in the copy room and mentioned that everyone was welcome.

I let my Australian, sur[f]er-boy neighbor take [m]y virginity when I was 18, part 1 [fm]

I love reading this sub, but this is my first time writing one of these. I’m a little nervous, but this was a really special experience for me and I just really wanna share it. There’s a lot of backstory, but I think the backstory is kinda sexy. Just so you have an idea about me, I’m about five foot seven, skinny, blonde, small perky little boobs, pretty big ass for my build, but not much hips. I’ve looked pretty much the same since I was 15. I get compared to Taylor Swift a lot. This took place a few years ago, and at the time I was fairly innocent, and I think it showed. I definitely looked young. I was 18 then, but with a bit of a baby face.

So a bit of backstory first. My mom worked in the offices at a really nice private school, so I got to go for free, and all my friends were super rich and I was a bit of an outsider at school. I didn’t have a car, couldn’t afford the school trips. Still I was really lucky to be in such a nice school. The summer immediately after graduation, before we went away to college, one of my friends, Jessica, invited me to their family’s summer home in Hawaii.

The time I [f]ucked 4 guys in one week

This past winter I went through a very fun and slutty period. Prior to that fall I would say I’d been pretty sexually repressed for a variety of reasons. When I finally felt ready to explore casual sex in the way I’d always wanted to, it was really fun and exhilarating to meet up with different dudes from Tinder. And looking back, I’m glad I had that very free couple of months before the lockdown started and all sex ended.

In January I ended up having sex with 4 guys in a one week period, which is a lot and (probably!) not something I’ll ever do again. Guys number 1 and 4 were both people I’d been seeing casually. Guy number 3 was someone I’d been texting and planning to meet for a while and this was the best opportunity. Guy number 2 was more spur of the moment and probably the sluttiest situation so far. About me, I’m in my early 20s, medium height/weight, dark hair and eyes, DD tits. I’d say I’m fairly attractive, and maybe give off a bit of a “good girl” vibe…which is not always the case, as evidenced by the whole “fucking 4 guys in one week” situation. One more thing – you might notice that I don’t mention my own orgasm in any of these stories. I tend to get in my own head and have a really hard time cumming with a partner (I think a lot of women have this issue unfortunately). It’s frustrating but I still enjoy sex a lot. As you’ll see…

Masturbation Memories o[F] an Exhibitionist

Masturbation Memories o[F] an Exhibitionist

From my teen years to now, I’ve always loved being seen. I’ve always loved the idea of being seen even more so if I did not know who was watching me.

When I discovered my body as women tend to do growing up, I knew all the right buttons to push and pull and rub and squeeze. Knowing someone could walk in on me brought pleasure that much quicker. Thus began my adventure of private pleasure in public.

My first real thrill was in front of my window. My second story room had a window that was 1 foot tall and four feet wide. It was all the way at the top of the wall because of the way the garage connected to it. I would stand on my bed ass naked, my back to the closed but unlocked door. My face would start as the only visible part and I’d slowly stack up pillows until I could press my breasts against the cold glass. The climb up the window heightened every sensation. My body would turn electric while masturbating knowing anyone could see my tiddies.

Well my dog chewed my vibrator…. again.

This literally sounds like the most X-rated excuse why I didn’t finish my homework.

We honestly live and die by our pets, but right now I may actually die because of my pet. My lovely little German Shepard pup is growing like a weed and decided that ‘Leonardo’ (yeah it’s got a name, I’m not a damn savage) resembled a plastic pink bone…. and well, now I’m on my own this evening for pleasure.

So might as well reach out into the Redditverse for help in scratching this proverbial ‘itch.’ If you’ve got a pen for hire and a kink for satisfying needy bitches, then I might be for you tonight. My favorite thing is to cruise through the Literoricas of the world and find a fantasy that I can sink my teeth into….. much like Daisy did to poor Leonardo. I love richly painted tapestries of gorgeous settings and the beautiful people who populate it, with just enough realism to make it feel not so much like porn.