So a few years back my little brother was having a milestone birthday. He lives in the Midwest and has been married to the same sweet lady for more than 20 years. He’s generally pretty straight laced and as far as I know, has never really indulged in cheating on his wife or visiting Asian Massage Parlors/ AMPs etc.
I decided for his birthday gift to take him on an all expenses paid golf trip to play the courses in Monterey. He flew out to LA first thing in the morning and I picked him up from LAX then we immediately drove up the coast to our hotel in Monterey. If you’ve never been there the scenery is spectacular but its one of those towns where at sunset everything starts to get really quiet. We had a nice dinner and walked around Monterey but by 9 p.m. every bar was emptying out.
We played golf the next morning and had fun as the scenery is just amazing. We got back to our hotel that afternoon and my back started to tighten up as golf can be hell on your back. I started scrolling through my phone looking for a massage place and found an AMP right downtown in Monterey. I called over and made an appointment for both of us and he looked at me and asked what was up.