aka: How I met my FWB.
This summer was a little wild, I’ll admit. Call me Donna Sheridan because I fucked three men this summer.
I moved back home with my parents due to the virus and finished up my grueling semester online. Taking physics and organic chemistry in person and switching to online lectures was not an easy task.
It was March, and I was bored and horny. I hadn’t fucked since my one night stand in February. I decided to turn change my Tinder settings from “Women” to “Everyone.” Started swiping. I don’t typically swipe right on men, but when I do, it’s usually a match and I am still surprised *every* time. Little did I know this swipe would turn into a great few months..
I swiped right on a man in his early forties. Dark hair, pretty outdoorsy. Clearly divorced. He messaged me a few minutes after. I remember my bio said “swipe right for animal facts” or something of the sort. I told him about how rabbits are coprophages. One thing lead to another and we started talking about our sexual histories. Teased him about my Reddit account. I told him I’ve never had sex with a man, but if I did, I’d want him to be older. He fit the bill.