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The Birthday Gift

The Birthday Gift
Wow what a wonderful birthday. I have not had so much fun on my birthday since….well ever. Long story not getting into. What to say it was the best and [reached down and touches his wrist] the very best but let me turn the way back machine to 7 am yesterday………”

[Walk out of the bedroom stretching] “You did not need to let me sleep in when the two of you got up.” [Stacey runs over and kisses me in her light blue satin camisole short set, yes the one she wore our first night in bed with each other, and a few seconds later Kelley leaves the pancakes and kisses me in her emerald green satin camisole short set she bought for her first over night stay after the first fight class. They both then hug me together and shout] “Happy Birthday, Will!” “Thank you both but someone better go watch the pan so nothing burns.” Kelley turns around and head for the pan to remove the last pancakes and to bring the stack over after turning the burner off] “No burning boobs either, tho I am available to kiss it and make it better.” [Stacey takes me by the hand and walks me to the table and everything I love for breakfast is there, dippy eggs, toasted English muffin and real butter, Pancakes, some ham and a birthday cupcake.] “Thank you both. I love you both so much.” [Kelley smiles and says] ‘There is more Will but you will have to wait.” [Kelley turns towards Stacey and both smile and give a little chuckle when they look at me.] “I thought last night was my present with my favorite camisoles and that whole rest…” Read more »

My First Craigslist Hookup [MF]

Please forgive me if my writing skills are bad. This is my first post and I plan to share all of my notable experience here so hopefully I will improve over time.

This was either 4-5 years ago so I was about 23 years old. I’d checked out the Chicago Craigslist personals a few times in the past and whenever I messaged any poster it always ended up being a bunch of spam or bs. This time was different. I can’t quite remember what the post said but it was a woman who claimed she was craving cock and loved giving head. I replied to the post and ended up getting her cell number.

We started texting and she talked about how much she loved giving head and even mentioned that she loved eating ass sometimes. I had only been rimmed once before (I’ll share that story in another post) but I loved it. We continued to text and made plans for her to come over that night. If I remember correctly we didn’t even talk about having sex… she supposedly just wanted to come suck me off. Too good to be true right? Read more »

After Party At Our Place (Cont.) [m][f]

When we got back to my apartment, the after party was all but dead. M****l, tucked in the corner of the couch with A******a in her arms, her amazing legs crossed, looked at us as we came inside.

“I don’t want to lose my spot on the street,” M****l tells me. “Can I borrow your car to take A******a home?”

I gave him my keys. “Let me know when you’re on your way back home.”

“How come?” He made his sarcasm well-known in front of the few people left.

“I might want some food and ask if you could pick me up something.” I tried to play it cool as to not embarrass her, not sure if she’d be or not.

“Yeah for sure man.”

M****l, A******a, and our two friends finally left. The second the door closed, I locked it, and turned around to Her jumping onto me. Those long, amazing legs wrapped around me. She could not stop kissing me as I blindly carried her into my room. My hand gripped her ass and I can feel myself getting hard. I threw her onto the bed and she immediately stripped through her jacket and top. I loved that laced black bra she had on. I crawled on top of her, kissing her, unhooking her bra in one quick motion, biting along her neck. Our bare skin pressed against one another. My lips and tongue worked their way to her nipples. They were getting hard as I suckled and licked them. Read more »

I like to masturbate at work

If it’s lunch time, I’ll head home and use my vibrator(perks of living walking distance to from the office.) but on the occasions I can’t wait, I’ll go into the restroom, put on some headphones and surf some restive until my stresses are eased. I must be the only person that gets turned on even more by the excitement of possibly getting caught

Caught my GF Reading Erotica and Joined Her (MF) (mutual masturbation)

This was the actual story of how I found erotic stories, prompting me to read and write my own.
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One night during the last March madness, my girlfriend was busy at some work event, so I wandered to the sports bar across the street to watch some games. She texted me when she got home, but I told her I was gonna come home after that game ended, as the game was almost over.

I left the bar a few minutes later, crossed the street, and walked into the apartment. There was some music on and I assumed she was reading in bed with some music playing. I walked into the bedroom, and she sat up, face flushed, and tucked her phone away.

“I thought you were watching a game.”
“Yea, there was only a couple minutes left when you texted.” I smirked at her. Even though her lower body was covered, she was topless, and her nipples prominently poked out. “What were looking at on your phone?” Read more »

Tim dsicovers his step sister secret part 19

Part 19 Out by the Pool

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“Ahh, feels good to get it all done, let’s head out and relax by the pool.”

Tim agreed, “Sounds great Dad!”

His Dad stepped into the kitchen, and returned with 2 bottles of Pacifico lager beer. Handing a bottle to his son, he remarked, ”A beer always tastes best after the hard work is done.”

Tim realized that male bonding ritual, it made him feel grown up, having his Dad handing him a beer, and they were going to sit out by the pool, and enjoy the day. It was Noon, 2 days after they had arrived back home, and they had been busy at work, boxing up all the possesions that Linda the bitch and Chloe the bitch’s daughter, could call their own. The moving company had just carted off the last of their possesions, Tim knew that they were going to be stored, and Linda the bitch would get a call from one of Dad’s lawyers, telling her where she and her bitch of a daughter could pick up her shit. Tim wondered about how his dad felt about boxing up all the lingerie and sex toys that had been in the bedroom drawers. He had remembered the black silk panties stashed under the sofa cushions, and had slipped that into one of the boxes of clothes when his dad was occupied with a different task. Although he was willing to bet the feel of black silk against his dick would have felt incredible, he wanted no part of those two leeches left behind in the house. Read more »

Meeting Janice at the Park [MF]

It was a beautiful day and I decided to go to the park to read and relax. I had spent the past few days stuck in the house doing work and needed some fresh air. I grabbed a book and walked over to my nearby park and saw that there were many people picnicking and sitting in the park. I found a spot in the shade and dived into my book. The sun was beaming down and I could see several people tanning. There were women that had on bathing suits and were laying out on blankets under the sun.

I was fascinated by a chubby voluptuous woman who was laying out a few feet away from me. She had dark short black hair and pale skin. She was wearing sunglasses and a two-piece bathing suit that was black in color. She was laying down on her back with her hands at her side. I thought she looked amazing and find myself no longer interested in my book. Read more »

Garage scene

As I walk closer to the side door I hear metal clank on metal, and swear word echo across the garage. I cross the threshold and take in the familiar sight. A wood stove burns merrily in the corner, a Godsmack song is blasting from a radio on top of the work bench, and tools line the walls in highly organized regiments. in the center of the room is a sleek beautiful Camaro the color of ravens wings . black with a blue tint when the light hits just right,, on slicks, and perfectly pristine.

The disembodied voice swears again as I hear a socket wrench cranking. I know he’s been in here all afternoon and has lost track of time again. Long legs encased in jeans stick out from under the car, and I admire them for a moment. I’m quiet as I slip off my shoes and shimmy out of my dress. Leaving my thigh high stockings and underthings on, I tiptoe across the space, sit on my stool, and wait, trying not to giggle. A litany if swear words continue and then the lean muscled body on the creeper rolls out, the wheels well oiled and smooth across the concrete. He stands up , walks to a tall chest , opens a drawer and immediately finds what he needs. I see him glance up at the clock on the wall and swear again. Read more »

A short dress and a remote-controlled vibe [F]

Made my gf recount her adventure from yesterday: Read more »