(This story includes my ex “Sadie” first featured here:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/103sf7p/fm_a_room_with_a_view/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/103sf7p/fm_a_room_with_a_view/) )
Sadie and I had been together for a little bit. We were at that point in our relationship where she was spending less and less time at her place, and waking up at mine. We had just gotten back from the bar. Listening to random live music, and working with a decent 2 to 4 beer buzz. Some act came on that was playing too loud, and not that well, so we figured we would have a better time back home watching a movie on the couch.
We were having a debate over watching some miserable Victorian drama with an all British cast, or a kitschy B movie with David Carradine in it. I was speaking in vociferous defense of David Carradine’s legendary schlocky career when Sadie decided she was over whatever banal debate we were having-
Once I hit the door to the kitchen she deliberately dropped her keys and gave a ridiculous bend and pop that bumped her butt into me. This was probably a not-subtle reminder that I had barely commented on her outfit all night.