Christmas is a busy time for me, especially with my boyfriend around. He has a huge extended family that mostly gets along with one another, and what they lack in musical talent, they make up for in sheer volume and enthusiasm. They sing with the sort of raw enthusiasm a Trombone Champ player performs [classic Christmas songs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IE1O8XQIkc), and my god I fucking love it.
But in between the raucous singing and listening to his uncles opine about Russo-Ukrainian relations, my boyfriend and I host our own Christmas gatherings. We’ve been sending invites to people we’ve fucked and trying to get everybody in the same city since October, but even so, we’ve only managed to gather a dozen guys.
To be fair though, a dozen guys is plenty enough, since there’s only 1 of me. Of the 11 guys we invited, I’ve had sex with 6 of them, but the plan was to raise that number by the end of the night. What can I say, I love being the center of attention when it comes to sex.
I’ve worked on a longer post, but I can’t seem to get it short enough to fit in a single post so I’ll just sum up what we did.