I once took a law school exam with cum inside of me [FM]

I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but there are two types of edging: Intentional and unintentional. This is the story about the unintentional kind where you have so much sexual tension between you two that you simmer in frustration for days until you both want to die.

Once upon a time, I went to law school with a man who was boring on paper. He was a future tax attorney who was kind of a hypochondriac and an undeniable introvert. He was super hot though and unexpectedly great in bed so we hooked up on and off throughout law school.

He was never really my boyfriend because we weren’t super compatible, but I was addicted to that dick and he was easily to seduce.

Also, I made bad decisions during finals. Every exam cycle I would end up fucking someone I probably shouldn’t have… Although I can’t say I regret this one.

So once we were studying together in the library with my roommate, “R.” R had remarkably bad timing and was adorably clueless. When R went to ask our professor a question, my ex and I started going over some practice exam when a sandwich magically appeared in front of me. Read more »

A flirtation turned to me [M] cheating on my girlfriend with my neighbor [F]

I never really intended to cheat on my girlfriend. I never actively pursued women out of fear of getting caught, because I did truly love her and because I have a crippling need for people to think I’m a good person.

Of course it’s more complicated than that. When you’re living two hours away from each other in your mid-20s, you tend to blur some of those normal relationship lines. The other person isn’t there all the time to keep track of who you hang out with or know how long you stay out at the bars.

In early summer of 2015, I was working for a company in a small town in Oregon. My girlfriend lived in Portland. Sex was inconsistent. She didn’t like my dive apartment so I would have to make the trek to her. But I worked weekends so our days off never aligned, making it even more infrequent. Writing this now, it’s truly a miracle we stayed together for as long as we did. Read more »

[Professional MMA Fighter x Amateur Fighter] [30F/22M] [ANAL/BJ/VAG]

# Meeting my favorite MMA Wrestler, Gone Sexual

Becoming an MMA wrestler wasn’t easy. I had to find the legends that were giving Brazilian Jiu Jitsu classes. Put up some loans to pay for the extended training and coaching. Work all day, trained at night.

My body wasn’t a temple-it was a machine of flesh and bone. My old high school friends gaped at me, calling me the goat and a sigma male. Women stared at my body, then took a peek at my face. But none of those women were taking the spotlight from my ultimate crush, the Queen:

Amanda Lovato.

I knew her in a special way. She was the valkyrie of MMA. She is a practical woman in the interviews, but she was a lioness in the ring. She speaks for the rights and wrongs of the world and I always listened. For an athletic woman with the fiercest moves, she was practical.

Her advice about getting into MMA is how I paved my own path. She never gave up and reminded her fans not to give up either. “If they shove you, stand up and kick them.” is one of her quotes. It was on the poster on the back of my garage’s wall, where she had her hands raised high in the ring with her opponent still on the ground. Read more »

[MF] I’ve been fucking one of my mom’s friends

I M19 have been sleeping with one of my mom’s friends who’s F40. I’ve known her for many years, but only ever saw her at parties or celebrations a few times a year. With that said, she divorced a few months ago and my mom has been supporting her and spending more time with her, so I’ve been seeing her with much more frequency.

She’s been coming over almost everyday for the past few months to train with my mom in our home gym, and it’s become rather routine. Since I’ve been seeing her more often we’ve talked several times, and I’ve noticed her kind of flirting with me and giving me subtle looks. About a month ago, my mom had been called in to work earlier than usual, but had forgot to inform her friend, so her friend showed up to our garage to train as per usual.

I was the only one home and was coincidentally starting to warmup for my workout, so I told her she was still welcome to train if she’d like. She agreed, and joined me in the garage. As we trained we chatted in between sets, and she definitely noticed me checking her out. Read more »

[MF] First time posting.

1st post ever seeing what reactions i get or advice. Im always horny as fuck. I constantly am on reddit whether at home or even at work. So alittle bout my life.

Been with my wife for 14 years, got married at 19. 7 months or so ago I discovered the kinky sides of reddit. Started reading and we started trying new things. I have purchased butt plugs, clit stimulator, cock rings. And within the past three months my wife has revealed she is a squirter. Our life went from not vanilla but slightly getting bored side. To absolutely wild crazy sex.

Im the only one that has used the plugs so far. The only time we had anal she said i was to big and has been scared since. That was 10 years ago. What can i do to get her into anal? Recently while in doggy i have try rubbing her asshole some. Just need real experience advice.

[MF] I slept with my ex’s sister after bumping into her at a school parents evening

So, I live in a small town. My ex doesn’t live far away. My partner’s kid goes to a school where my ex’s sister teaches. Life is tight knit, and complicated.

The school does discos for parents to get together, usually with a band and a buffet. Recently they had a cocktail bar. It is a weird school for posh folk: not my scene but I went with my partner to keep her company.

While she was off talking to other parents, my ex’s sister – a teacher at the school – came up to me and said hello. She’s about ten years older than me. I’m 30, and I guess she’s roughly 40. She’s good looking though: one of the drama kids in school, and now a drama teacher. Brown hair, smiley, surprisingly perky looking tits, and a great bit wagon of an arse.

What I’m saying is, she’s hot. Epic MILF material: I thought so when my ex and I were together as well, but perhaps understandably kept that to myself.

We talked: small talk at first, asking one another about the cocktails we’d been drinking and relating whether or not we liked them. Then she said “enough of these things and I’m anyone’s” and looked me dead in the eye while she said it. Read more »

That time me and my friend masturbated next to each; all because I accidentally typed a wrong letter on google… [FF]

Let me preface this – This happened last month, when my friend Jen, who 19 years old and can be described as around 5’9 with a very athletic and cute body – also she says she is straight. I am 18, have a athletic body and am very much bisexual!

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So this all starts on what seemed like a pretty normal Friday night; her coming over to my house to hang out and just chill together, destressing from the previous week. Our nights normally consist of watching YouTube and movies, talking and other misc stuff.

Well this night, we decided that we should watch something on my laptop – so I connect it to the tv so that we can both see. I ponder what to watch and while thinking, I accidentally type the letter ‘P’ on google, leaving my search bar exposed for Jen to see.

Jen instantly bursts out in giggles, and I have no idea what she is laughing about; until she points out the screen to me…

It is pornhub – specifically a link to a video with the words “Lesbian friends ride dildos together” (fave vid btw) Read more »

Nice to meet you, head first. [FM]

Usually when you meet people it’s goes like this
“Hi I’m Ramona, nice to meet you” extend arm to shake hands & have a nice grip, smile and stare in their eyes for good eye contact and attention.
But when I met Scott let’s say my grip wasn’t on his hands but somewhere else….

For a couple weeks now, Eks has always mentioned your name when it came to sharing stories you both had together.
It always intrigued me who this “Scott” character was.
Especially knowing you both have been friends since you were children till now.
But all the more that he trusts you with all of the fun activities you both do together, you don’t always find a friend like that.
He’s even shown me how you look before we met, and I must say, you were very attractive. My first thought was “of course another Filipino, but he does look cute”
I just know, Eks wanted us to meet one way or another. And I was ready whenever that was.
The day finally came, as spontaneous as it can be, now that I look back, it was perfect timing. Read more »

[FM] My girlfriend accidentally made our waiter cum in his pants

Just a funny little moment. My girlfriend got dolled up for our date night, she looked sexy as hell (see my history). I took her to a top-notch French restaurant. Our waiter was a young guy, trying hard to be polite and professional, but I noticed his eyes getting huge for a moment when he saw her. She has that effect on a lot of guys (myself included) so I didn’t think much of it.

As we’re ordering, my girlfriend keeps covering her mouth with her hand like she’s trying not to giggle. I’m confused. When the waiter finally leaves, she starts cracking up. I ask her what’s up and she’s like, “he has such a hard-on!” And sure enough, when he comes back with our drinks he’s got a very obvious woody poking against his trousers. I exchange a glance with my girl but we somehow hold it together. She gives him a little smile and he gets flustered. I can tell she’s amused. Read more »

Giving my[f] friend’s boyfriend head

I (f19) had a close friend from highschool who began dating this guy, who I’ll call cheeto (m18). I wasn’t particularly close to her boyfriend, none of my friends were, he was her coworker, who had recently moved in from another town. So I saw him when my friend brought him along, but he was mostly my friends’ partner, rather than my friend. But ya know, they were cute, and he had a bit of that whole depressed gamer boy thing going, i was really happy for them. I thought they were cute together. He gushed over her like a golden retriever, and she finally found someone who didn’t treat her like shit. They were, and still are, rather good for each other Read more »