This one time, at work…. [pt 1] [MF]

…I slept with a coworker. But I should probably start from the beginning.

I met her several months ago. She was new to our company, but she had done similar work elsewhere, so there wasn't a big learning curve. I see her around the office, getting used to our way of doing things, and I immediately take notice. She's slightly shorter than me, around my age, medium length dark red hair (always in a pony tail), pure milky white skin, and cute nerdy glasses that she wears in a sophisticated way. She seemed polite enough, as she smiled every time we would exchange "hello there" glances.

One day my boss has her shadow me, just to get the fine tuning down to make sure she's fully acclimated. She is, in a way that I don't really have to 'show' her anything, we're basically coworkers at this point, just doing the same job and tag teaming everything. Now I get to see and learn her personality. She beams with life, and we hold great conversations. She listens well, and speaks well. I won't hide it, I even like the way her lips form words. She's absolutely beautiful, but I keep my eyes locked into hers. They're a gorgeous hazel color, and they way they squint when she smiles makes me smile right back.

An evening for four (mfmf)

So my girlfriend asked me to write her a short story about us having a foursome as we're thinking of going for it soon, here it is, let me know what you think.


After a couple of drinks we were all getting quite flirty, Scarlett kept stroking my chest at the bar and Ed pressed up close to you, it hadn’t taken us long to get close with one another. After a couple of more drinks and contiuous flirtation we decided to head home, so we walked back to the train station so we could go back to their house. I took a seat by the window and you sat next to me, with Scarlett opposite myself and Ed you, a couple of minutes into the journey Scarlett began running her foot up my leg, getting closer and closer to my cock, you could see what she was doing so you decided to do the same to Ed so he didn’t feel left out.

Fear And Loathing in her Vagina

Full post with pics:

https://playboyphilosophy.wordpress.com/2010/09/29/fear-and-loathing-in-her-vagina/


What the fuck just happened.

I just had a memorable experience with a chick I met at a bar a couple weeks ago.

We chat on the phone and agree to meet up at a local bar. I go pick her up, we get there, munch on some peanuts, shoot the shit, and talk about urban exploration. I suggest doing a little exploring around campus; she’s all for it. I escalate gently and by the end of the conversation we’re making out.

Eventually we get going. We head outside and I hand her the passenger helmet. As soon as she grabs onto the helmet I pull the helmet to my side, forcing her body into mine. I hover my lips over hers until she kisses me. We make out some more, I pull her tightly into me.

Me: How about we skip the exploring and go watch a movie

Her: What movie?

Me: You pick.

I’m back: Intense Sex With the Girl From My Office Whom I Didn’t Think I Had a Chance With [m/f]

Some of you might remember me. I posted under a different ironman name up until recently. I deleted my account, because it got hacked. Some of the stories I posted over the last couple of years are gone forever from reddit, so I figured I would come back and start posting some old ones to make sure they aren't lost. I will post new stories as well when I have a chance. Here is an old one. Hope you enjoy:

Like I've said in previous posts. I figured it would be fun to go back to my promiscuous (man-whore) days and recall some of the stories from back then. I'm generally considered a really good-looking guy (used to model, 6’3”, dark hair, blue eyes, swimmers build, workout regularly), so that enabled me to have quite a fun sex life. These stories are 100% true and not embellished in any way. I think that a straight honest story even if not as exciting at times is a bigger turn on, so that is what I will continue to try to give.

Please write in questions for my new sex and dating advice podcast

My friends and I are excited to be starting a new podcast focused around sex and dating advice questions from our listeners. Questions can range from the simple to a long story about something currently going on in your life. Over time, I hope that listeners will write into our email address that we've established for the podcast, but until then we need questions for the beginning episodes.

As background, my friends and I are very much not experts in this field. We are young and still have much to learn in our own sex and dating experiences, but we still feel that we can offer up some resolutions to most questions directed our ways.

If you or someone you know has a sex or dating question, please don't hesitate to message me or email into JustTheTipsShow@gmail.com and your question will more than likely be featured on the first episode!

Goddess Jennie, Part 2 [MFF] [Fdom]

My girlfriend Taylor was helping me carry the shopping bags from the car up to my apartment. After I’d finished shopping, I had gotten some Chinese take out and then picked up Taylor to come over for dinner and to hang out and watch TV.

“Are you getting a dog? You’ve got all this pet stuff in the bags.” Taylor asked.

“I’ve just got a dog for the weekend,” I was explaining when I opened the door and we went inside the apartment. Taylor and I were carrying things inside when she saw Rob curled up naked on a blanket in the living room.

“Oh!” Taylor jumped. “Do you really want me here? I don’t want to get in the way.”

“No, of course you should stay! I want to spend time with you. And, besides, I want you to see this.” I reassured her.

Rob had been asleep and was waking up. He got up on all fours, shook his head a bit to wake up, looked at us, then gave a “Woof!”

We both laughed at his attempt at a bark and he looked embarrassed. “What is it, Rob?” I asked. “You can speak.”

Hot Tub [M]adness [STR] (Sorry for length)

I moved to Thailand back in July 2014, since than I have been alone but I can't forget the last night i had with one of my closest friends. Me and my friend (Let's call him Jake) went to Jake's house, he lives right beside a hot girl (Let's call her Madi) They're family friends and on that night Madi's friend (Let's call her Jace) who I've had a crush on had came over for a sleepover. Later that night at about 7:00pm me and Jake decided to go to a close by park to smoke a joint, as we left the house we saw Madi and Jace leaving their house too. We stopped and asked them where they were going and they were actually going to the same park as us but to get drunk. We walked together to the park, Jake and Madi started walking beside each other and talking, I stayed behind with Jace. She looked cold because she was only wearing short shorts and a tank top so I offered her my sweater and she took it happily and we ended up holding hands. We got to the park and split our pot and alcohol, Jace kept staring at me so I walked up to her slowly and kissed her for about 10 seconds. I pulled back and whispered "sorry" because I'm a huge pussy. She just walked up to me and whispered in my ear "Let's do that some more," and we started making out again – at this point were pressed against one another and my hand is grabbing her firm ass. She's about 5'5 and I'm 5'7 so I had to lean down a bit but it was fine. She was grinding on me and I couldn't conceal my boner, she took her hand and started rubbing my boner on top of my pants which just made me lose it. It was getting dark about this time so we decided to head back to Jake's house. He has a hot tub so we decided to go in, Madi and Jace didn't want to go back next door to grab their bathing suits so they went in naked. I'm a little chubby so I wasn't too pleased about going in naked but I didn't want to be a pussy. All four of us went in, Jace kept beside me and we started making out. I put my fingers down towards her pussy and she whispered to me "I haven't shaved in a while." I didn't give a shit, I kept going and it felt clean shaven so I said "Freshy Fresh." (I know it sounds corny as hell but it was the heat of the moment) I started to finger her and i could only fit my middle finger without hurting her, I couldn't believe how tight her pussy was. We we're getting a little too hot so Jace and I went to Jake's trampoline next to the hot tub and started making out on top of that. My dick was hard and rubbing her pussy but I wasn't planning on fucking without a condom. She got on top of me and started grinding on my dick. I came but I wasn't ashamed, she went down and licked it up and swallowed it than sucked my head. I couldn't believe what was happening. She came back up and I grabbed a handful of her ass. The whole time Jake and Madi had been watching and snapchatting the whole thing. We didn't care for that but we cared about the cold so we retreated back to the hot tub where we cuddled as I fingered her more. We all dried off and went inside and watched netflix, she sat on my lap and we made out more. They left soon after that and that's the last I ever saw of them.

Sharing his Bible teacher wife during the Ole Miss game. [mfm] [oral only]

Just sharing some fun I had this weekend.

I had made plans with a sub of mine to meet on Saturday evening. The calendar was cleared and I was in a great mood. Unfortunately, my sub's plans changed at the last minute and she had to cancel. Perhaps another story for another day.

After watching a few ballgames on tv, I nonchalantly perused the Craigslist ads to see if anything caught my attention. There was one particular mw4m ad in which the couple was looking for a 3rd for the night. I responded with an innocuous email and a few pictures, nothing over the top. A few minutes later, I get a response. As it turns out, she was "out of commission" for anything more than giving blowjobs. This was perfect. I just needed to get off.

The husband, Ken, and I texted back and forth for a while. He gave me just enough information so that I could google them and make sure they weren't absolutely nuts. As it turns out, she was a Bible school teacher and active in her kids' PTA. There's just something incredibly sexy about playing with a good girl that's gone wild. Ken tells me that his wife, Amber, is a bit shy and that I need to take the lead. I told him that I'd be gentle, but firm, and if things got weird, I'd be more than happy to leave.

Our First Weekend Away

First time poster, long time lurker on a different username. Anyways, today is our anniversary. To avoid specifics we have been married between 5 and 10 years. To mark the occasion we went for a hike in a state park then to a hotel room with an in room Jacuzzi. We had made a trip to a local sex store before the park so the hike was short, about an hour. The drive to the hotel felt like forever… it was about thirty minutes. This memory I was thinking about and sharing with you is from about two months ago. Some of our in laws were staying with us and we both needed a mental break so we dropped our daughter at her grandparents house and shacked up in our FIRST Jacuzzi suite.

This stay was about 30 miles from our hometown. The drive was nice. Check in was uneventful as we both just wanted to get up stairs to shower. We had just hiked up and down a mountain. Muscles shot we ride up the elevator. Endorphins running high we got a little handsy in the elevator. We were only on the second floor so it was a short ride. A short walk down an unoccupied hall he is leading me with a hand on the small of my back. He steps in front of me and opens the generic door to our room and we are greeted with the essentials: king bed, big tv, nice bathroom, kitchenette, and a rather roomy Jacuzzi. PERFECT!

How are you supposed to wait an entire week when you know you’re going to have the hottest sex of your life? Part 1 of 2. [MF] [tease]

Heels clicking on the pavement, I'm confident. More than I have been in a long time. My waste of a relationship is now over, and I'm ready to toast to my future. Of course, I head to your bar. After months of sideways glances across the bar and staring at your mouth wishing it were between my legs, I can finally have you.

And I know I'm going to.

The minute I walk in, your eyes find mine. You can tell something's different about me, and I'm relishing being able to look you up and down without caring if anyone sees. Tall, dark, and handsome are all words I could use to describe you. But you have this charisma, this ease with yourself, that I've never seen in anyone else that's incredibly sexy.

"Hi." I say, smiling my most satisfied smile. It feels almost unfair that I'm already celebrating my conquest when it hasn't even happened yet.

You watch my face, scanning for some signal of what's new. "Hi, yourself. What'll it be?"

I cross my arms, not unaware that I'm pushing my breasts together in my tank top as I lean over the bar. "Whiskey."

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