Mr. T’s love adventure

Secret Episode of the A-team – by Sweglin and Hunter

theme song Mr.T and the crew were looking round some forest and shit. Mr T gets put on duty to look out for some guys, other guys do some research shit.

Mr.t aint reliable.

Mr.T goes to the pub, he cant be bothered with that shit. Hes having a drink yeh. He gets spiked by some woman. Then he wakes up 2 hours later

hes in the forest

He stumbles and shit finds some cabin. Hes hesitant (//sweglins longest word) He sees some bloke putting food out. He goes up to him like "you got anyfood nigga" hes like "yeh" (gives food)

He then be like stay with me. He like okai.

sun low – night time wild sphees in the forest making shitty noises

Old man sneaks into mr.ts room. He places 2 salmon heads on his table. Mr.t hears him and as the man leaves mr.t peaks to see. He watches his ass jiggle – hes mesmerized by dat ass. Mr.t gets an idea. He thinks "tomorrow i will explore my fantasy – i will fist his ass. Maybe he poisoned my salmon. Read more »

[M]y first [T]ime with a trans woman

So, it was a half-assed sort of bachelor party.

I've been in a few weddings, and the thing is, bachelor parties are off the hook these days. Movies always just have guys go to a strip club or whatever, but nowadays people are getting creative, going on paintballing excursions, hunting trips, indoor skydiving, you know… crazy, awesome, memorable shit.

This was not that. This was not even going to a strip club.

This was going to some bars and getting drunk. I'd flown in from out of town for this, and I was in Chicago – one of the coolest, craziest cities in the world – and I was drinking beers with the fellas, something I could have done for a lot cheaper back home.

The one upside was that one dude in our group had the hookup at this club we were at – friends with the DJ or something – and so we were drinking for free.

It was a decent club, too, I'll say that – expensive, and kinda full of douchebags (we were near Wrigley, the douchebag capitol of Chicago), but it also had good music, cute bartenders, and loads of college-age folks on the dance floor. Read more »

A Billionaire Stepbrother Romantic Tyrade: Dealbreaker -by Zoe Knox [MF, Sex, Oral, Cunnilingus, Blowjob, Young Man, Billionaire, Stepbrother, Alpha, Bad Boy, Taboo Romance, New Adult, eBook, KU, Kindle]

Hi r/erotica, this is our first self-published novella! I'm going to post a bunch down here, if anyone would like to read the rest inbox me and I'll send you a PDF, or if you're feeling generous you can pick it up for cheapest we could make it ($1.50) on amazon (title is Stepbrother Billionaire Romance: Dealbreaker, I know you guys don't want this place turning into spamcity, so no links).

We wanted to get this in front of eyeballs, but we'd also love feedback, especially in the form of an amazon review. If we can get just a few of your thoughts on our kindle page we might actually be able to sell a few copies :)

Anyway, on with the show

Not bothering to knock, he opened the door and immediately regretted it.

Valerie stood topless in the middle of the room, her back to him as she faced a naked couple in the most absurd poses he had ever seen. His sister had a brush in one hand and was busy painting over the girl’s breasts.

“Jesus, Valerie!”

Valerie turned in surprise to face her brother, quickly covering her breasts with her free arm. Read more »

[f/m/m] The beginning

So I think it’s best if I start with how I got into doing this dirty job.

After my second year in college, studying tourism/geography, I decided to look for a part-time job. I thought it would be easy enough to get one as a hotel receptionist or something but that didn’t happen. Eventually I got hired in a small company that was managing corporate travel.

There were 2 guys with good connections that managed hotel bookings and flights for local businesses and their partners that got into town. So I took over some of the phone talking and mail stuff while they searched for new leads and such.

Things got interesting after a few weeks when I was just with a colleague in the office, let’s call him Dan. That day our flirting got a step forward, we got out for lunch and once we got back at the office we had sex. It was a huge thrill as he got me in his arms. I then bent over my desk and he got inside me doggystyle while my skirt was up. Read more »

I wake up a girl [fantasy] [gender-swap] Help me finish or give me feedback?

I was gorgeous, a gorgeous girl. My first thought was "If I'm as sexy a girl as I was a boy, I was a lot better looking than I thought". But then maybe its easier for a girl to be attractive.

I had average sized breasts, but they were well shaped and round and the the nipples were the perfect size. My legs were long and shapely, but thick thighs met a thick ass. My ass was amazing, I would have fucked my own ass if I could.

My dark hair reached below my shoulders, and it framed my attractive but not stunning face well. Brown eyes, brown skin. I was a gorgeous Indian girl, the type I would have lusted over in a second.

I touched myself all over, but it was unsatisfying. I was sexy, but I couldn't access it. I wanted to fuck myself, but even masturbation felt unfulfilling. I wasn't great at finding the sweet spots on my vagina. "I must have been terrible in bed" I thought to myself, wondering if my fingers were as clumsy with the girls I had played with. Read more »

First college girlfriend and lessons learned [MF]

I find myself typing away again; people are responding positively to my other 2 encounters on here, so I'll share yet another!

This is the story of how I found out I was "big." It was 4 years ago so the dialog isn't 100% accurate, and there are some gaps in my memory.

Freshman year of college, I was 19 and assumed I could get laid by just going to a party, that being said most of my nights were spent playing Halo: Reach. I had been without a girlfriend since prom night and I had just started the spring semester. I was lonely. My high school girlfriend and I were each other's first so when we had sex it made sense that it took a while for her to be ready for me or even get it in, I thought it was normal. The next girl would point out that I was actually large.

As I've said before, I'm about 6' average build and average body fat, not lean but not fat and I'm about 7.5in and decently thick down there. Read more »

Thought I Knew What Edging Was Till Last Night (Best Orgasm(s) Ever)

Alright, story time. Kinda new to reddit and this is my first time posting to r/GONEWILDSTORIES so be gentle. As you can probably tell by my username, I'm a big fan of edging. Up until last night though, I thought I was doing it "right". I would jack off till I was close, then stop and calm down (sometimes I'd wait till I go soft and then start all over again, other times I'd just wait 30 seconds or so). I hadn't gotten to the point where I could stop myself mid-ejaculation using keggles (yet…) so I would always get right up to the point of no return and stop. This worked pretty well for a while, I could go for 2 hours or so and then have an intense orgasm and cum a huge load (for me). But last night, I decided to experiment with something I'd read about on other sub-reddits called keggles. For those of you who don't know, its basically clenching the muscle that controls your urine stream and ejaculation. Anyways, I was edging in bed, and have been at it for 45 min or so. I could feel myself getting close so I slowed down and used the precum I had accumulated as lube. I stopped just short of the point of no return (was watching porn and knew I'd cum if I kept at it). Then I decided to take a quick break and try without the porn. I turned it off and grabbed my cock again and began stroking. A generous amount of precum oozed out of my head and I slathered it up and down my shaft as I stroked. I could feel myself getting close so I started using my keggles (had been practicing a bit before and the night before). I knew I was about to cum but I just kept going. The point of no return came and I pumped it one more time before I let go and flexed my keggles with all my strength. My head swelled and got bright red/purple. I could feel myself having a sort of orgasm/ruined orgasm and loved every second of it. Eventually I could feel myself calm down and I relaxed. My cock was still rock hard though, but I didn't feel like I had had a full orgasm. Then, a thick stream of clear/cloudy fluid started streaming out of my head, with just enough force to get out of my shaft. I thought this was the hottest thing I'd ever seen while masturbating. I quickly grabbed my cock again and used this precum/cum mixture to edge again. I did the same thing, got to the point of no return, one more pump and flexed. I got the same perfect stream of leaked cum again, but still fell short of a full orgasm. I did this over and over again for about 30 min till I knew I would have a full blown orgasm if I did it again. Then I just went to bed, can't wait to do it again tomorrow. Read more »

Fingerbanged a dude accidentally. Second time I’ve been duped this month. Help

Post: https://playboyphilosophy.wordpress.com/2015/10/21/duped-again/

West Hollywood is a fucking minefield.

It all started with a girl that I met on the street a couple weeks ago – Tess. Fucking angel. One of the most beautiful girls I’ve talked to as of late. She came over last week and gave me a handjob and I went down on her but we somehow didn’t fuck.

Just tonight we met again to teach her how to drive stick, but she was tired as fuck and decided to go “home”. I later see what I’m 99% sure is her car parked the same place it was before at a bar downtown. So I’m on the hunt for some retribution sex. I want to fuck someone else and pretend it’s Tess in some fucked up way to satisfy my need to fuck her and fuck her over.

So I head to the place where I’ve had the most success – a gay bar in West Hollywood.

The night kicks off with a fucking perfect little Filipino girl – ridiculously affectionate. We were hugging/cuddling/making out/dancing for a good hour before one of her friends got sick and had to pull her away with the group. Butterflies. Read more »

Up against a tree [mf]

This story takes place when I used to live at my parents' place…

It was a Friday night in the middle of the school term. And somehow I had two dates. I chose one-the wrong one as it turned out, as although she was hot, it went pretty much nowhere.

The next night, I was sitting bored at home and decided to head out to the local pub, where I knew the girl I'd rejected the previous night would be.

So I turned up and went to where she and her friends were-she totally blanked me. Which was great, because it meant she wanted winning over. I bought her a drink and broached the subject of my absence the previous night, and we got chatting. And the flirting started. She was a 5'7" posh girl, with a shoulder length blonde bob and a filthy laugh. She was wearing a leather jacket and a short skirt, the combination of which made her look sexy as hell.

As we flirted, we started getting more tactile and playful, the touches starting to linger as we talked and drank. When it came time to go, she asked if I was going to walk her home. We both lived with our parents so opportunities were going to be limited. Read more »

ABCs of Fucking

Wrote this for someone to tease them. Ended up turning out better than I thought, so I thought I would share.

—ABCs of Fucking—

Arousal is in the air as abstention adjourns and you await for me to arise.

Beautiful body, bodacious breasts, butt bouncing, begging me to blast everything into a blur.

Causing you to convulse as my cock closes in around your clit.

Dancing devilishly with with my dick, demanding more… you must be dreaming.

Energy erupting as you hope to enjoy every inch inside you.

Feeling my feathery fingers, as you find my phallic member in you, ferociously fornicating, forcing you into a fevered frenzy.

Gleefully gushing as our genitals glide gracefully.

HAVE ME! HOLD ME! PULL MY HEAD OF HAIR! HOW HORNY HAVE I MADE YOU?

Insatiably igniting your interest as you insist I enter in.

Jumping for joy just seeing the ginormous bulge jutting from my jeans, you've been waiting for this Jessica.

Keeping your composure over crazily coming to climax so quickly. Read more »