Friskyarcher Adventures, Vol. 1: The Friend [mf]

Lots of people have asked for my wife to share some sexual stores from her past. We’re going to start doing exactly that. Here’s the first installment, straight from her. Enjoy.

This story is from a number of years ago, when I found myself going on dates with boring guys that had no idea what a G-spot is, who were always intimidated by how much sex I wanted all the damn time. I felt starved for sexual attention, so I often ended up fantasizing about friends of mine, pretty frequently. One of them in particular was someone I had met randomly on the internet a while ago through a forum, and we chatted off and on and even hung out once or twice for a burger. He’s an incredibly brash person who often talked about his hookups with random women from bars and dating sites. He once even went so far to show me a video of what looked like an evening that had ended out in the woods, her topless and on her knees and her face covered in his cum.

[M]y (f)irst meet up with a reddit “gonewild” girl. She said she needed an older, experienced man to please her.. part 1

I was up late one night, doing laundry or some mundane shit that I had been putting off. I picked up my phone and started browsing Gonewild on reddit. It was pretty late, like 2 or 3am on a weeknight. GW tends to move a little slow around that hour, but I was drawn to a new post, https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/comments/3xgd4v/23_f_here_looking_for_an_older_experienced_man_to/?ref=share&ref_source=link. I always look at the little thumbnail before I even read the title, and this girl's amazing ass really got my attention. I don't usually message GW girls, because I hardly ever get a reply other than "Thank you". But when my eyes shifted to the title, "Here looking for an older, experienced man to have some fun with", my cyber sex nerves were quickly activated. What I wasn't expecting though, was for the girl to be from my same state, and very much responsive to the title in her post. So what follows, is the story of our first meet up.. MY first reddit meet up with a GW girl…

That time I’m going to get fired

Cold open

Interior, sitting room, high end flat, London, England.

Time, indeterminate.

Rick standing next to Morty, laughing wryly, holding his flask, he has clearly been caught post spit take.

Morty "What?" in disbelief.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle sitting back in his recliner, smug. we cannot see his right arm.

Time indeterminate.

Rick and Morty have subtly switched places to match (ref 01a)

Rick is drinking actively from his flask.

Doyle "I had no idea the eastern european stock had such low class proclivities."

Time indeterminate

Camera angle reveals Doyle has a tied off needle in his until now hidden arm. Character positions (ref 02a)

Roll Title

Oops, this isn't erotica. This is so when this episode airs you can raise your fist to the heavens and say that fucking lesbian spoiled the best joke in the damn thing.

My Client’s Kink [Str8][prost]

I have an in-office escort service where I meet my clients dressed as a professional, usually computer consultant. My working name is Victoria Lovejoy. My uniform is a tight pencil skirt, chiffon blouse and high heeled patent leather shoes. The sexy secretary look works for me. I charge five hundred dollars an hour and typically pull in three thousand dollars a week. Between the money and flexible schedule, life in Manhattan is pretty good. These are my stories.

A corner glass office high in the sky is a coveted piece of real estate in Manhattan reserved for senior executives. It means a man has made it to the top. Cosmo Papadopoulos is one of those men. He wears a gold coin pinky ring like a mafia-type wise-guys but he’s an old world man with a thick Greek accent, though he is a man of few words. He’s also a senior vice president of an investment banking department for one of America’s largest banks. Cosmo is an easy client. He also has a kink.

Horny gf fucked as cameraman clicks away!

My gf and I are always spicing up sex life. We decided to have her photographed solo and us having sex. After both meeting and discussion what we wanted with the photographer we agreed to let him do the shoot. She came dressed for the occasion. With her long brown hair up high on top her head and cascading put in all directions like a lil pixie. Her makeup heavy and smokey and wearing srxy short shorts a tiny halter and wooden clogs. My girl looked sexy as hell but also like a lil tramp and she got the looks at gas station before the shoot. Her 5'5 115 34b body looked so hot. We went to the bedroom where the photographer gave her instructions. She was natural and having fun. Finally after just some cute pics he said… let's get that lil top off sweetheat! She quickly took it off revealing her petky lil tits. That's lovely swertheart. She players and pinched her nipples . As I watched my cock stiffened. He had her on all fours then had her remove her tiny shorts and then panties. Beautiful darlin he stated . Now lay back and spread your legs cutie! She did and held her legs back by her head. I could tell he too was getting at pushed. Now play with that pussy . She dipped a finger inside herself. Now she was very arpised and even biting her lip. That's so lovely he told her. She smiled sweetly then slid two fingers into her juicy wet cunt. That's girl get off for the camera. He zoomed n for extreme close ups of my ladys very wet and now very open puss. Kick the heels off Darling! She did as I wanted close ups of hrt soles. She held them up curling her black painted toes. She continued masterbating as he clicked away. She tossed her head back as her back arched and she began to moan. That's girl babygitl . She was about yo cum now as she began moaning uncontrollably. My lil girl about to cum for a stranger made me mad with lust. She came with a very loud yet sweet moans. She lay there breathing heavy and began to gighle a lil shy I guess. Then camebest part. SHe pulled my cock out showing her mad skills at bj suck g me like a pornstar She spit on it then jetked me off hard. Looking at me as she strokes then flocked her tongue on the head before bobbing up and down. I flipped her into a 69 and shoved my tongue deep into her gaping wet Cunt. She was musky and creaming thick girly juices. She moaned on my cock as I fingered her puss and licked her ass. I then flipped her into her back and she guided me inside her lusty cunt. Fuckkk go hard and deep baby! My girl wasn't shy she kept talking dirty entire session. We fucked like animals hard and fast in dovgy…missionary and cowgirl. I pounded her hard in missionary and her second orgasm racked her body. She dig her nails hard into my back and fradyex on my Chest just prior to cumming. Then she said oh don't flicking stop I'm gonna cum.. then I felt her pussy clasp my cock tightly as she moaned like a dirty whore thru it. I keoy pounding away then felt my balls about to explode. I pulled out and got in front of her face and shot a hoy juicy load across her face. She scppped of up on her fingers and ate it.. good girl didn't waste a drop!

That Loving Touch (xpost from /r/sexover30)

Another love letter to my wife that I thought you might like to read.


Oh you rock my world, my love. I'm so sorry that I couldn't properly make love to you last night. I now understand that I was too rough with you last time, and that I also have to be more gentle when my dick swells so fat and hard. I know how small and tight your pussy is, and I'll try to take better care of it in the future.

But it was wonderful to spend a night touching each other, stroking and teasing our naughtiest of parts. It felt so good to bring my mouth down between your legs and breathe in your sex, to rub your pussy and massage your clit through your moist labia, to mash my hungry tongue against your clitoral hood, and slowly bring you to ecstasy.

It was so touching, how you pleaded and begged me to fuck you anyway, while you held my rigid shaft so tightly, enticing me with your firm grip on my tightening balls. “Please fuck me. I need you now. I need it. I don't care if it hurts. Fuck my pussy”. You showed me how much you craved to be stuffed with my cock, but I resisted temptation for you my love, and allowed your tender cunny a much needed break from my manhood.

The (F)irst of Many Do(m)/Sub Nights

We were on the way home from a night of hookah and mint tea, a favorite Friday night activity. I’m a blonde 20-something, slender build, just-a-handful breasts and shapely hips—think Kristen Bell with a more unique nose. He is around 6 feet, tan and dark hair with an equally aggravating and cute smile. Oh right, and a very pretty 7” dick. Relaxed and buzzed from the hookah, the conversation turned to his upcoming dinner plans with an old friend. “You know, I think she could seriously be a candidate,” he said, referencing our current search for a threesome partner. My ears pricked, and I got this feeling—“Wait a second, how are you so sure? Did you hook up with her in school?” He grinned, knowing how much I salivate over hearing about his past sexcapades. He is far more experienced—and I get smug (and turned on) from knowing that he’s been with all these different women, but has stuck with me for the longest. After a few minutes of cajoling, he admitted that she was actually pretty wild: over-the-top vocal and a bit domineering. ‘Oh shit,’ I thought, ‘that might actually work for us.’ Describing what we would each do to her (and vice versa), not surprising that we were both super turned on by the end of the car ride.

Dark Night [MF][Mdom][nc][Fsub]

He watched her sidle up to the bar to pay her tab, gazing at her as she carefully rifled through her oversized purse to find her wallet. He had been watching her since she came in, almost an hour before, and they were the last two people left at this point. She had come in and immediately headed for the bar. At first it had appeared as though she was there to meet someone, and she had looked around the bar for awhile before settling down and ordering a drink. When he realized that she was waiting for someone he had almost given up, but when it became apparent that she was alone his interest was refreshed. He watched her with the hungry gaze of a predator on the hunt. He followed her movements as she paid her tab and headed out the door with an intensity that might have frightened her had she noticed, waiting only a moment before he followed her example.

Kissing cousins

I went to Cali on vacation. We stayed at my first cousins place. I was 18 art the time. Her daughter and my first cousin was 19. Half Hispanic and half white I cocould not keep my eyes off her. She was gorgious. About 5'4 and 130 lbs with baby making hips and large breasts….prob about 38c cups. At one point we ended up together watching TV. She asked me to sit down next to her. We talked and she kept looking deep into my eyes. I felt the vibe that she was very attracted to me as well. She put her hand on my knee. Soon we were holding hands.. we both were nervous but both agreed that what we felt was maybe wrong but it was our business between us and nobody had to know. I told her she was beautiful and she said I was very good looking. I told her I wanted to kiss her. She looked back and listened to see if our FAM members were all sitting down in other room and if anyone might walk up on us. She turned and said well here's our first chance. We kissed and said n were full out making out. She kissed like no other and I was lost in the feel of her tongue on mine. Wow we both replied.. I whispered to her.. I think we need to go take a ride somewhere. She agreed and we told everyone we were going to go take a ride around town and be back in a few hours. We both agreed we needed to find a hotel and split the cost. We found a place 10 min away and parked on backside of the hotel and then hurried to our room. Once inside we embraced sharing a lovely long kiss… I brushed her hair back and asked if she really was OK with what we were about to do.. she said she was if I was but we need keep it a secret.. of course I replied! We moved over to the bed and began making out again. I rubbed her full breasts thru her blouse. She rubbed my chest then moved her hand to my bulge in my jeans. I pulled off her top and unhooked her vra revealing big lovely breasts with dark areolas. I sucked lightly on them and took in her sweet scent and perfume. She moaned as I caressed them and sucked on her erect nipples. She then quickly unzipped my jeans and pushed them down and off and positioned herself to give me a blowjob. She stroked me off to an incredibly hard erection then licked my cock up one side and down the other.I laid back and watched my lovely cousin work magic with her lovely full lips and pierced tongue. She expertly flicked her stud across my cockhead and then sank her mouth around my swollen cock. I grabbed ahold of her long dark wavy hair as she devoured me hungrily. Oh God baby girl I managed to blurt out. She looked over at me and smiled then went to using her piercing all over my cock.. her soft hand rubbed my balls. I asked if she liked NY cock… LOVE IT she said with her mouth full of her cousins cock. That feels incredible baby I told her. I stopped her to get the rest f my sweet cousin naked. Her alabastor skin was like silk.. I kissed her lovely body all over. I went down to her soft predicured feet and devoured her lovely toes and soft soles. God you are beautiful baby I told her. That feels incredible nobody has ever done that to me she said. Glad you like and my pleasure I replied back.. I then worked my way up her inner thighs….passing over her nicely trimmed black haired love nest. Kissing all over her sexy tummy then to her tits. She was breathing heavy now and watching me and her eyes were misty and full of unbridled lust. The feeling was mutual…I had never felt this much desire for anyone.I then kissed her and made my way down to her music box. I pushed back the hair which revealed her beautiful garden. Damp and glistebing with her ladycum. I parted her lips and flicked NY tongue over her clit. She was musjy but clean and I was hungry for her juices. I licked her clot then tasted her inside… creamy and delicious. Oh god baby she whimpered. I told her how good she tasted as I ate my beautiful cousin out for about 20 minutes. Soon her pelvis was raising and she bucked her hips into my tongue. Soon I heard her cry out she was going to cum… She flooded my mouth in creamy white girl um.. I savored it swallowed then went back to get more. I came up and we shared her delicious juices in a deep kiss. We then got into a 69 and again she devoured my cock as I ate her pussy and fingered her and licked her ass. She tasted heavenly everywhere. Soon she dismounted turned around and lowered herself down on my hard cock.. she was soaking wet and we fit perfectly. Not too tight nor too loose. We kissed like mad as we fucked like animals. I finished her from behind and filled her pussy with my seed. I didn't Ask before but after she said not to worry she was on the pill. We managed to fuck twice more in the next few days. Once n her bed and once in her car. We continued our secret friendship via texting and phone calls to this day. She is now married but we still fuck when we see each other about twice a year. Only difference is its even better now as we are both very experimental and adventurious in bed. She is kinky and her lust for sex is unbridled to the max. She's an incredible woman.

How a vacation with fa[m]ily [f]riend’s turned into me hooking up with a 30 year old mother as an 18 year old.

All right, this is actually a true story. It’s one that’s been imprinted into my minds sexual history gallery because when it happened, it was completely unexpected. (first post – a little long)

I was 18 on a family vacation to a summer cabin on the West Coast. My family was meeting our closest friends, including my best friend and my sister’s best friend at the time. This family’s name is the Henderson’s and they were also bringing along the Henderson’s father’s brother (around 35) his fiancé (early 30’s) and the fiancé’s younger sister (around 30) who had a son who was around 7 at the time. So as it goes it was my family in one cabin, the Henderson’s in another, and the Uncle and his fiancé and her sister’s in another.

My parent’s are liberal people, and having just graduated high school, my best friend and myself were considered adults throughout the trip. The older adult’s on this trip loved to party, and wine and beer flowed from the porches to the beach all throughout the early afternoons and into the nights of perfect weather. My best friend and I had access to beer and wine whenever we wanted, and often spent the evenings after the large group dinners lugging hidden beers in our pockets down to the beach. We met a bunch of other young vacationers our age and partied on the beach early into the morning’s aiming to meet girls at the various fires that littered the coastal beach.