So my girlfriend’s boyfriend’s birthday is today. (yes we are poly.) Yesterday I decided that I wanted to give him a super sexy surprise, because the happier he is then the happier she is. I text her and tell her that I am at Wal-Mart and about to order J a cake that I plan on delivering in a sexy way. She replies and says that they are at Wal-Mart as well, buying games. This is extremely inconvenient and also such a weird coincidence because they don’t own a car and always take the bus everywhere if I don’t drive them. I didn’t want to be rude so I walk over and say hi, make an excuse and hurry to leave, deciding that I’ll go home and change, then grab the cake on the way to their apartment. Bad idea. I should have just gotten the damn cake first…
A Friendly Blowjob [MF, oral]
I banged on the door. “Yo, Chris! Are you in there? Stop jerkin’ off! I need to borrow your printer!” I waited patiently for a few seconds. No response. I raised my hand to knock again when the door swung in, revealing Chris’s exasperated face, his brown eyes glaring at me. I held up my flash drive. “I just need to print out my essay, is that okay?”
He sighed. “Sure, come on. Make it quick.”
“What kind of a greeting is that?” I asked, as he shut the door behind me. “Is that any way to say hello to your beautiful neighbor?”
“Like you’re one to talk, Lisa. You nearly gave me a heart attack with that Verdun of a hello of yours. How do you knock so loud? You’re like, a hundred pounds.”
I flexed my arm and smiled. “You didn’t think I did all that taekwondo for nothing, did ya? Don’t tell me you need another demonstration…”
He winced. “I’m good. Just thinking about the last time makes me body ache…”
“I really didn’t mean to kick you in the balls. It was an accident!”
“It’s fine… Water under the bridge. Just…don’t do it again…”
My friend’s daughter Pt.4[M/F]
Part 3 [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/4gmml9/my_friends_daughter_pt3mf/)
After that amazing night with Ava my mind was racing. I wanted to talk to her about it but there was never a good time and I wasn’t about to sneak in to her room like she did to mine. Clearly this girl liked teasing me but I didn’t know where it was going and how far.
About a week went by with these thoughts in my head. I ended up working some late nights and Ava stayed out for a few of those so we just never saw each other. I began to wonder when we might be able to talk or … anything else. Finally a break came. During dinner on Thursday Jeff brought up that he had a date Saturday night and in not-so-many words said that he would probably end up staying at this woman’s place for the evening. Good, I’ll get to talk to Ava about this when Jeff leaves Saturday evening.
How Not to Meet a Man on Reddit….[F22/M42]
If you asked me now how it started, I would lie to you. I’ve lied to everyone that has ever asked. I see the sidelong glances when we are out in public. I see them trying to indiscreetly guess if I’m his daughter. This is how it really happened, if curiosity should take hold of you. It all began with a Reddit post.
After eight years of supporting myself entirely on my own, the foundation that I had built was crumbling. The last straw was having my garage emptied out and most of my belongings stolen. Among them, a checkbook that was linked to my current bank account. My rent check bounced, and my landlord threatened to evict me after kindly suggesting that I ask my parents for money. Of course he didn’t know that they were the reason that I had to work the three jobs that it took to keep myself afloat. I took to Reddit. I poured my heart into a post about what was happening, too embarrassed to tell anyone that actually knew me.
My First (and incredibly rough) MFM
My first ever threesome happened at a frat party in college. I was a freshman. It was my second ever time going out that semester; I went home a lot because I was dating my high school sweetheart.
I was on the dance floor with some friends all evening. I danced and flirted with a few guys throughout the night and must have felt at least 10 guys grab my butt cheeks in the dance floor.
At some point, a really hot guy (Dave) asked me if I had ever been to a frat party before, and when I said no he offered to show me around. He smiled at me and extended his hand, leading me upstairs.
He did give me an excellent tour, which conveniently ended in his room. His roommate (Tom) was already there, just out of the shower, shirtless. ‘Well hell’, he quipped as I looked at the ground. We all sat down next to each other on his couch, me in the middle. After some small talk, in which Dave learned I had a boyfriend, he asked me what I missed. I was unable to answer.
How not to meet girls on reddit [42M/22F]
When I was a horny teenager, porn, like all other media, came in hard copy only. These magazines floated around and were sold by seedier liquor stores, but like alcohol they weren’t supposed to be available to teenagers. So there’d be mags passed around from friend to friend, but somone’s mom would eventually find and confiscate it. There was even a concrete block wall near one of the seedy stores where homeless folks kept a little porn library jammed into a hole in a concrete block. Occasionally if Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler or Oui wasn’t available, I’d make do with a copy of Penthouse Letters – a little booklet, essentially /r/gonewildstories in magazine form. And a lot of the letters started with the phrase, “I never thought these letters were true..”
I have a normal reddit account for normal stuff, and I read /r/personalfinance sometimes. Last year – summertime – a girl posted about needing money for rent and not having it and short of spreading her legs for the money, not knowing what to do. I noticed that her location was about 100 miles from me and, half-jokingly, I shot her a PM:
Sex with the ex/ Princess Bride role-play
I’m still close with an ex, Megan. Last night, neither of us had anything going, so we met for dinner and a couple of drinks before going back to my house to watch a movie. Boring, right? We never got to the movie.
I went to the bathroom and came out to her stripped down on my couch, legs spread, fingers rubbing…
“Farm Boy, take off your shirt,” she commanded in a fake British accent. Seems a little Princess Bride role playing was going to happen.
“As you wish,” I replied before pulling my shirt off over my head.
“Farm Boy, remove your pants.”
“As you wish.”
“Farm Boy, stroke your cock and make it hard,” she demanded from her seated position. “As you wish,” I locked eyes with her and stroked my dong while she played with herself.
“Farm Boy, let me taste you.” “As you wish.” I stood in front of her, her mouth opened, and she took the tip into her lips. Her tongue gently twirled around my knob. She opened her mouth more and drew me in, sucking lightly, savoring me on her tastebuds. She stopped her oral performance after a few minutes, got up and turned around, kneeling on my couch, resting her chest on the back.
[NSFW] Last night I had sex with a female body builder.
Last night had to be one of the best nights of my life. To start off for the last few weeks I have been going to golds gym and the last few times there has been this 6’3 190 amazonian just pumping iron. I’ve been wanting to try the new crossfit section they implemented so I go down to the area and there she is working out.
I go to the corner and line up the litte weird weights that you have to slap and clap idk whats its called I only mention this because she is laughing because I am setting them all types of weird. She helps me, we exchange names ( tidbit her fucking name was Felicia how sexy is that?) and we work out. There was a spark so I ask for her number I get it and we text for a few days leading up to last night.
My Kind of Almost Threesome [M21/F21/F21]
A few of you may be familiar with my stories about Rey. Those seemed to go over well, so I’ll keep on rolling with my notable encounters. I’m going to set Rey’s stories aside for a minute though. One or two of you may remember that my first story was about a girl named Bailey. Truth be told, I’d intended to recount my memories in chronological order, but got caught up so much in writing about Rey that I just skipped right to her part in my life. I do still have a few stories with her left, but I’m trying to save them since it seems like she’s a bit of a crowd favorite.
If you haven’t read my first story (located below), Bailey was something of a high school senior fuck buddy. She looks like a slightly goth Kate Winslet with eggplant purple hair.
How my mouth got used in a semi-public area [blowjob]
After writing the other story, I remembered that a similar thing actually happened a few years prior. This one happened in a somewhat public area so is probably better suited for this sub.
Anyways, here it goes:
There was this man I had a strange relationship with. We were close friends that also fucked a lot. A FWB. I am calling him a man instead of a guy because, being in his mid-thirties, he was also the oldest guy I ever fucked. We both always wanted more sex and would fuck as much as our available free time and location allowed – which ended up being about 3 times a day. I would give him everything he desired sexually and he would give me everything I desired sexually. We would cuddle closely all night and he would fill me with cum everyday.