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Furniture Fantasy [Mast]

I remember the first time I masturbated quite clearly. It wasn’t glamorous or exciting, just a tired boy on a tuesday afternoon glued to PBS.

Antiques roadshow was on, a program I quite enjoyed watching in the boring hours between school and homework. Hidden treasures, locked away in dusty old houses for generations finally being brought into the light. How inspiring. I remember the opening item was a pair of antique flintlocks from the 18th century. The carvings in the ivory handle excited me in a way that was largely new to my experience and I felt a rise in my loins.

It wasn’t till 2 items and a request for donations later that I saw the object of my first and greatest passion. An elderly Rhode Island woman had wheeled in a chaise lounge with the help of her son. At first glance it was meeting all the criteria for an outstanding piece of furniture. The finely maintained gold upholstery had an intricate pattern of thick protruding vines running along the surface. The dimples were gentle valleys stretching the fabric inward towards the blood red mahogany backing. My eyes were drawn to a pearl inlay of wheat atop the wood ridge exposed superior, suddenly halted by thick bronze protuberances shaped like rolling waves on a New England shore at the corners. Read more »

Revenge Is A (Naked Cumsoaked) B*tch [Mf] [blkmail] [huml] [reluc]

**This is Part Two**

*lol that prick fired you? that’s rich considering the dirt I just dug on him and his little miss america gold digger*

Evan stared at the text from his former coworker, Nick, who had recently transferred to the finance department. Having spent days wallowing in anger and self-pity, Evan finally sat up on the couch, kicking his empty can of beer aside to type a hasty reply.

*dude. What the fuck did you find out?*

***

God, he was getting hard just looking at the receipts.

*Note to self: Don’t ever be a dick to your employees,* Evan thought as he marveled over the fact that this information would’ve never been compiled if people didn’t hate Bryce and his spoiled fiancee so goddamned much. Long story short, Summer had recently gone on a vacation in Miami with her sisters, and they’d gone all out in terms of lodging, shopping, spa dates and clubbing, racking up a whopping $113,000 bill in four days.

All on the company’s dime.

Evan flashed his eyebrows. “What is this?” he asked as Nick brought up a video on his phone. Read more »

My [F]irst [M]onster Cock

Hi, my name is Ashleigh and I’m a size queen. Now, that doesn’t mean I’m an elitist. If I only fucked huge dicks, I would barely ever get laid. I just prefer a penis size that most women would find to be uncomfortable or outright painful. But some of the best sex I’ve ever had was from average sized guys. Being a “size queen”, to me, means the bigger you are, the more likely I am to fuck you for the sake of fucking you. This story is how I learned that I really do love monsters.

By the end of high school, I had sex with 29 different guys. It was a lot, but it was spread out over time and over social groups (theater, stoners, tennis). Some were just once, some were quite a few times. Now I was 5’5”, tan with short dark blonde hair, 105lb and athletic, with a 32D bra, so if I wanted to get with a willing guy, I could get him. I was (and am) a very sexual person, so I took advantage of this: I had 3 or 4 FWB who I could fool around with at any time, and if someone new caught my eye, I would fuck him too. I kept track of it all in a little book, and realized that I liked the bigger dicks. I felt fuller and more satisfied. Read more »

I watched a gif of the Overly Attached Girlfriend and her sister being cute and I felt like expanding upon it…[FF]

Gif in question in the comments. Watch it before you read the story. Enjoy.

 

Another Universe: “just stay there!” said Laina giggling. “What are you gonna do?” spoke her smily sister. “just wait, I wanna surprise you”. Her eyes gently closed, Laina stared at her sister’s face. She inhaled the sight of the beautiful young woman her sister had grown into…She began to admire the freckles on her face, the way the darted and danced as her sweet lips widened. “You’re so beautiful” Laina spoke…

“What?! Just hurry up all ready!” giggled her sister. Her teeth were showing; perfect and dreamy. “oh..Oh yeah” she replied hazily.

Laina was just going for slight cute nose boop, but she here she was. Her best friend, her beautiful sister…she’d never loved anyone more. “I don’t know why I feel this way…if she knew how much I really love her, she’d be disgusted” Laina thought to herself.

Just then her sister clutched her arm. “Come on…I’m hungry. Let’s finish this”. Her sister’s touch so soft and warm, she studied her nimble fingers. She leaned in close to her sister’s face, so close she feels her exhale and examines her soft pale skin, scattered with adorable flecks. Read more »

Charlie and the Cockolate Factory

Charlie stared ahead of him in utter disbelief as he walked in. He’d always had a crush on him but was always too afraid to admit it, he hoped that maybe he crushed on him too. It was overcoming him and he felt he had to fulfil his wishes… He had to fuck Augustus Gloop. Oh God he knew it too, it made him feel like a fowl creature for cheating on Violet and Veruca but he didn’t care, all he wanted to do was to kiss him, feel him, embrace him, lick him and most of all… put his finger inside his soft, tender belly button. Suddenly, he snapped out of his trance to find Augustus standing over him in confusion. “Charlie, why are you in the Chocolate Factory at this time?” Charlie went bright red and tried to say an answer. “Erm, erm, erm, I was trying to find the oompa loompas” he stuttered, hoping it was a good excuse for staring at his big, jiggly man tits after a hard day’s work at the testing room. He smirked at this, clearly showing that he didn’t believe a word of it. “Oh really?” he asked. “I thought you were trying to join AGJCC.” Charlie was confused at this response as he’d never heard of this secret society before. “Erm, Augustus? What is AGJCC?”. A large grin formed on his tubby face, revealing his beautiful, green teeth with little strands of celery between them. He’d clearly been on a diet, which upset Charlie because he’d always been attracted to his podgy beauty. “AGJCC? Why… you have to join now!” Charlie obviously wouldn’t deny this offer out of politeness, and replied “Ok, what are the requirements”. Augustus’ smile grew wider, as he bent down on his knees and yanked out Charlie’s huge, throbbing pisser. “You should’ve asked before joining.” He winked. “AGJCC means Augustus Gloop’s Juicy Cock Club”. And he wrapped his gob around his considerable length, and proceeded to give him an unimaginable blowie. Charlie sobbed as Augustus bit a large chunk of his penis head off, and spat it onto the ground. “AUGUSTUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” he screamed in fear as blood gushed from his deteriorating boner. “Don’t worry my Cheeky Chimp, I’ve brought a stove”. He then proceeded to pick up his bellend with his celery covered teeth and place it onto the cooker. “Fancy a bite to eat, you stupid cunt.” Charlie responded to this, “I’d love to eat my cock with you, you stupid fat bastard.” Augustus beamed with pride and they both tucked into their Charlie Winkle Surprise. “That was amazing, Charlie! Same time again next week?”. Charlie was so happy with what had occurred and he agreed to meet him next week under one condition. And that was to show him his huge rump steak of a tushie. He replied with “Shut the fuck up you little shit, go home”. The life was drained from Charlie’s face as he lost too much blood from the absense of his cock head, a cheeky grin formed on Augustus’ face as he pulled out his soggy cock, and rubbed his chicken nuggets till he pissed all over his flea bitten carcass.

My First Time with a Customer: I rented him a car… and my body (F/M)

I’ve never posted here but I used to get off jilling to these stories and I finally have one of my own to share. I can’t believe any of this is happening, and I can’t really share it with my friends or my sister (yet) so I’m gonna gush about it here. IDK how much I’m going to get into the details but I have to write this down b/c this sort of thing NEVER happens to me!! Plus it’s basically going on right now, I woke up (and then some) beside him this morning and I’m on my way out to meet him tonight… so read on :)

I work at a car rental agency, obviously. I’ve been there a couple years, we rotate around to different branch locations but the one I’m assigned to most often is at our city’s airport. On this last Thursday we had a customer named Robert stop in to pick up his reservation for the week. I helped him at the counter and we chatted for a bit, he seemed friendly and nice and was pretty good-looking but I didn’t think much of it. After I showed him to the car and he signed off the paperwork, we talked for a bit longer, he was a little playful but not grossly hitting on me. (There’s plenty of that in this job, esp for the other girls.) I handed him the keys, he took off, nothing out of the ordinary. Read more »

Teen Mia Learns by Watching [MFf][voy][mast]

Jackson and Irina were happily buzzed as they sat in family room of Irina’s New England summer home. Mia, a newbie drinker who just turned eighteen, was drunk on the two bottles of wine the three had shared over dinner. Irina, a long legged blonde Russian beauty exchanged stories with her contemporary Jackson as the two gossiped about their social circle. Twelve years their junior, Mia fought to stay with the conversation but the night was late and she was tired. The petite brunette rose from the couch.

She stretched and said, “I’m going to bed. Thank you for dinner and the hospitality. Good night.”

“Good night,” the two said, as Mia left the room. Read more »

[first post] My first job, fucking the boss

Hi there, these stories are from a few years ago.
I was relating my previous experiences on a sexting fit on kik and just thinking back made me moan, so I thought you guys might enjoy them too.

A bit about me: I’m early 20s and I love to be roughed up a bit, and forced into the situation. I love that. Always have and am instantly soaked just by having a large hand unexpectedly wrapped around the back of my neck. And I love older men. I’ve always had a thing for older men, like 40s and 50s older, but minus the “daddy issues”.

Maybe the very first experience was at my first job, young and I won’t say here how old, but if you want to know, just send a PM :). I worked solo late night reception in a small factory style remodeling place after school. Basically, most of the people were gone by 4:30-5pm, but the boss, son, and a few others didn’t get back to around 7/8:30, sometimes later depending on the job. It was my job to answer the phones and do light paperwork until they got back. Then we would usually close together. Most of the time my mother or a friend picked me up, but sometimes the boss would drop me off at a local cafe near my home cause he like that place too. His son usually walked home or somewhere. Read more »