My husband, Almel, and I were in Scottsdale AZ this week. He had a work conftence. We were being silly and trolling the backpage adult ads. You can always find pictures and sometimes videos of very sexy ladies. Given my affinity for woman, we often fantasize about these sexy ladies.

As we trolled the ads we came across an ad for two sexy Latinas offering outcall massage to homes and upscale hotels. Their price was 160 an hour flat rate for a two handed massage and 220 for a four handed massage. I told my husband that I was really curious if they would see a couple.

I called, a Hispanic girl with a light accent answered the phone. I asked her if the four handed massage could be a couple massage. She said her friend and her had never done anything like that. She also wanted me to understand that they do full body rubs and are not actually massages, she reiterated that the type of massages they do are typically those that wives don’t want their husbands to get. I told her that if that was the case, I had called the right person. Read more »

I used to have this friend with benefits. I worked the front desk at my gym and she was a member. There was a colleague who had a crush on me but was NOT my type, so this member comes to me and says, “Hey listen if you’re not into her, I can come down and kiss you in front of her and say, ‘see you tonight’ and she’ll get the message.”

I took her up on the offer and it worked. I texted her later to say I really appreciated her help. I needed my colleague to help cover shifts and if I told her to leave me alone, she might get pissed and not cover my shifts … selfish. But whatever.

She responded to my texts and was flirting big time, so I flirted back. One thing lead to another and she revealed that if I were to in fact come over later, she’d have to take herself to the spa and get waxed. I’m really into a big bush, so I told her that wouldn’t be necessary at all. Read more »