Took advantage of a situation and got a job [mf]

Money is getting slim and parents cut us off so I needed a job. Went on an interview this week and didn’t work out. Had an interview today and things started bad but got better.

Interviewed with a local real estate guy to be an assistant. The interview kinda went bad because I don’t know what credits and debits are and can’t really type fast. But I can answer a phone and do email! Anyway, the interview was wrapping up and I noticed he had a pic of a baby on his desk but no ring. So I start playing into that asking questions, he answers back how it was a one night stand, tried to make it work but she’s a check now but gets his kids. I say things like I wouldn’t do that (which I wouldn’t) and did feel sorry for his situation. Plus he’s not even 30. I know the interview is over at this point.

He asks me if I’m single, I say kinda got something on the side. He mentions me being 19 and a lot to handle, I tell him I like to live and don’t really hold back. Eventually, he asks me to dinner that evening at his place. I tell him there’s no point in waiting. Read more »

[MFF] lost virginity for threesome

Longtime lurker here, but I felt like I had to post this recent experience for me. First, a little about me and the ladies. I’m 25, 6ft, dark hair, nothing too special, but my charm definitely helps me hit out of my league. Sheila is 27, shy, and reminds me of Cersei Lannister in terms of hair and build. Layla is 24, your typical basic girl, blonde hair, great ass, etc but LOVES to be dominated.

Now on to the story. I met Sheila rock climbing, we hit it off, and decided to meet up for drinks one night instead of climbing. One thing led to another and we were back at my place doing giving each other oral. I was raised Christian so I always held off on PIV before marriage (also felt like I wasn’t ready to be a dad either and this prevented that). I told myself though, if I had the chance to have a threesome it would have been a clear enough message from God that I was meant to go for it. Sheila and I kept this up from time to time until she called me one day practically in tears. She apologized and told me we had to stop because felt like she was a lesbian. Aside from the fantastic blowjobs, I really cared for Sheila and knew how difficult it was for her to tell me all this. We talked about what it meant for our friends-with-benefits relationship and ways I could encourage her through her self-discovery. She said it was probably best that we stop hooking up while she figured things out. I agreed, but we decided to keep climbing with each other (it’s hard to find a good climbing partner!). Read more »

That one ti[M]e I helped her cheat last Halloween

Yeah yeah, I know what you’re thinking. This probably involves some slutty costume and you’re right it does. She and her boyfriend had matching costumes on too which didn’t make me feel better about doing it. “Pretty scummy there, man”.

Anyway, at the time I had just relocated for business. Change of states would do me some good, I thought. Less than a month I’d been around and I felt pretty optimistic about being invited to a Halloween party hosted by the friend of my roommate’s friend. On such short notice, I threw together a pretty decent lumberjack costume (thank the flannel gods) and was stoked about meeting new people. Despite my optimism though, I tried my best not to expect anything considering I would’ve been perfectly fine with binging on gory horror films and eating some candy that night.

As soon a there, I immediately wish I’d chosen the former option. The party was being held in a basement occupied by less than 10 people surrounded by what seemed like last second decorations and realistic-ish looking figure of Jason and a random gargoyle statue. My roommate and I immediately look at each other and shared the unspoken thought: “LAME”. But we were there and tried nonetheless to make the best of an underwhelming situation. Read more »

An Evening At the Sex Club [group]

because I love you reddit, I offer my latest flash erotic story without edit here. If you like my dirty little stories and would like to read longer, harder, hotter, more please visit my website: http://www.harlottesometimes.com

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Their Whispers Pique My Interest

by Harlotte Sometimes

(approx 1000 words)

Their whispers pique my interest the way hushed tones always do.

“A sex club? In Seattle?”

“Gross… Pathetic… No Way!”

Then the usual accusations—“Germs? Sounds? Odors?”—and the worst regrettable dismissal—“Not the people you’d hope to see naked.”

I interrupt. I’m always interrupting. “Excuse me,” I whisper. “How do you know which people I hope to see naked?”

I repeat until someone giggles instead of recoils. This is how I find new friends. She’s pretty in a way that makes me jealous. Her tidy blue button‐up, her pressed oversized pants, and her short, sloppy haircut makes her look like she’s well‐dressed little boy.

A date is made. Our conversation miscommunicates and plans unhappen. Finally, we get together.

“Besides,” I tell her over drinks to build confidence, “I’ve been to all kinds of places other people say the same things about. The places people call ‘gross’ or ‘pathetic’ are almost always also the most fun.” Read more »

The Last Day of Camp (MF, interracial)

Camp Black Rock was set to finish the summer without a single incident. No brush fires in the woods, no kids caught with weed, no fights, no food fights, and most importantly, a drama-free summer amongst its mostly twenty-something staff.

The twelve councilors, five men and seven women, had actually managed to bond as a team, rather than fucking each other madly until everyone was fighting over who fucked who.

The Camp Administrator, Fredrick, was more than pleased to have had such a pleasant, hard-working staff, and thus was generously going to reward them for it. Tonight, on the final night of camp, Fredrick was going to buy everyone a keg, and let them throw a full on party in the woods once the kids were confined to their cabins. He even volunteered himself and his wife to monitor the cabins, so that none of them had to work on their final night. Read more »

The Last Day of Camp (STR, MF, interracial)

Camp Black Rock was set to finish the summer without a single incident. No brush fires in the woods, no kids caught with weed, no fights, no food fights, and most importantly, a drama-free summer amongst its mostly twenty-something staff.

The twelve councilors, five men and seven women, had actually managed to bond as a team, rather than fucking each other madly until everyone was fighting over who fucked who.

The Camp Administrator, Fredrick, was more than pleased to have had such a pleasant, hard-working staff, and thus was generously going to reward them for it. Tonight, on the final night of camp, Fredrick was going to buy everyone a keg, and let them throw a full on party in the woods once the kids were confined to their cabins. He even volunteered himself and his wife to monitor the cabins, so that none of them had to work on their final night. Read more »

I’m Officially a Two-Woman [M]an

I am happily married to a wonderful woman (see: past posts). We recently had a baby, and our sex life has hit a little lull. I have always had permission to fool around, provided I’m discreet & safe, but I’m not a one night stand type, and want an emotional connection if I’m going to be physical with someone.
Enter this girl I have gotten to know over the past couple of years. She knew I was in the market for a side-girl, she likes my wife, and we are quite compatible. Oh, and she’s GORGEOUS.
We both agreed to take things kinda slow, and after a few makeout sessions, some very intense grinding, and almost not being able to help ourselves, we finally rounded 3rd base the other night. I went down on her, and she tasted incredible. She sucked me off twice, told me I tasted incredible, and couldn’t get over the size of my dick and how good my cum tasted.
We cuddled and talked until 4 in the morning, when I went back home. My wife was awake, taking care of some housework while the baby was sleeping. We decided it was time to go to bed shortly after I arrived.
Both of us were tired, and I told her, “nothing is going to come of this, because I know we’re both tired, but I have to tell you what happened tonight.” She said “okay.”
I told her what my side chick and I had done, how good she tasted, how she let me cum in her mouth, etc. Then I kissed my wife, and told her how hot the idea of her tasting another woman on my lips was. She agreed ;)
I don’t know what I did right in the past to get here, but I am living the dream. I’m officially involved with two gorgeous, sweet & sexy women. Both are up for a threesome when my wife is comfortable with sex again. Hopefully I’ll have some pictures to share on reddit from further escapades. Thanks for reading, and stay tuned ;)