I need to preface this with an apology: there’s not really any sex in this story so if you’re just looking for cock in pussy then you need to move on, sorry! If you like awkwardness and exhibitionism then this might be right for you.
So I’ve always been a bit of an exhibitionist. I love sex in sneaky public places, the first time a guy ate me out it was in front of my university’s library, and that little thrill of possibly getting caught drives me crazy, even more than the sex itself. Because of this I fantasize about getting caught naked. A lot. But we all know that sometimes you need something a little bit more real than a fantasy, so sometimes I have to take things into my own hands. The solution? The time honored tradition of ordering pizza and then answering the door naked. I’ve done this a few times, but I’m going to tell you about one of my favorites, which is coincidentally also the first time I did it.