‘Hood Watch pt. 1 [mmF][Mdom][nc]

“And there goes the damn neighborhood,” Monica spoke to her co-pilot, a little dachshund named Kosher. As subtly as she knew how, she rolled her minivan in front of the neighbors’ place, just to watch them. They were brothers, they were big, and they were very black. She sat there for at least fifteen minutes, watching them load their car with beach equipment. “Do African Americans even swim?” Kosher pressed his nose against the glass. “I bet they’re on their way to some kind of drug deal…”

They weren’t. They were going to the beach. They both wore tank tops, and swimming trunks, sporting muscles that could land them on the front cover of any fitness magazine they wanted. Monica stared them down, waiting for them to show off their weapons. She saw nothing that confirmed any of her preconceived notions, until the younger brother came outside with a jug of grape drink. “Aha! I knew it! I bet they’re going to go turn that drink into drugs…”

F4M 21 [oral] Looking for hot fun also kik: sexykaela

I want you to cum for me. I want you to imagine I’m sucking your dick. You can feel my hot breath on your chest as my tongue slides slowly down, my hands on your balls, squeezing gently. Feel my lips wrap around the head of your cock, touching nothing else, just my tongue swirling around slowly. My mouth slides all the way down to the base of your dick. I suck, hard. Just once. But it’s enough for you to feel like I’m pulling the cum out of your balls. I start working my lips, pressed tight against your hard cock, up ad down, back and forth. Put your hand in my hair and guide my speed. Force me all the way down, hard. Feel me gag but keep forcing me. My hands are still on your balls, massaging. I slide off your dick and spend some time licking and sucking you balls, not just the skin around your nuts, but your actual balls. I’ll take them both into my mouth and you’ll be in heaven. When I let your balls fall out of my mouth, you’ll whimper, but that will quickly turn into a moan when I take your whole dick in my warm mouth again. I waste no time here, sliding hard and fast. Twist your fingers in my hair. Squeeze my ass and tits. Smack me. Pull my hair. Moan. Say my name. Hold my head steady and give three hard, deep thrusts and empty your balls into my mouth. I’ll slide down so my lips are around just the head and I’ll suck hard, pulling more cum out than you ever thought possible. At the same time, my hands move to your balls and taint, rubbing hard. You’ll keep cumming and orgasming longer and harder than you ever thought possible.

[MF] How I want to tease you

I so wish you were right here, I would have teased you and teased you even more. I would have gone down on you, with you bent on my desk, so that I can see your pretty luscious pink Pussy mound from behind. I would have parted those lips and licked you rolling my tongue all the way from your ass crack to inbrtween your lips. Then I would have shoved my tongue deep inside your Pussy and run it along your wet walls, and at the same time I would rub your clit. The minute I feel your Pussy is tightening up, and you’re close to your orgasm I shall stop and turn you around and focus on your beautiful breasts. Rolling my tongue on your nipples as I gently squeeze your breasts like a master baker kneading dough.
Eventually when you recover but still gasping and slightly irritated by me for not letting you cum, I would again go down on you. This time I shall suck the air out of your Pussy creating a mild vacuum so that your pretty little Gspot tighten up, I will slowly shove two fingers inside you and gently rub that soft flesh inside your Pussy…..your juices would be flooding my mouth.
Your juices would trickle down my mouth, down my lips , my chin and fall on the carpet on the floor, wetting it.
I will continue this untill you get close to your orgasm and again stop. This shall continue for 5-6 times unroll you whimper, moan and beg and that you’re reduced to tears begging me to let you come.
And when I feel you’re ready and I let you orgasm. Believe me that’s the best you’d ever had. It would be those rare earth shattering orgasms that would make your eyes toll back, your thighs squirming around my shoulders, your back arching and you shall be screaming. That’s how my adorable sweetness I shall make you squirt in my mouth!!

[MF] Giving my best friend an early birthday present (part 1?)

A little background before we jump into it. We’ve been best friends since we were about 17 years old and there has always been some kind of sexual tension but we never followed through with it because we both had long term relationships.
This happened when I was 21 and she was 22, she’s now more alternative looking with small tunnels, some little tattoos and an ear piercing. She’s about avarage height, smallish but super hot tits and a big ass you’d die for.
Enough background, lets get to the story.

I haven’t seen her in 2 years since she left our hometowm to study somewhere else. She asked me if I could come over for her birthday and spend the weekend with her. I quickly said that I’d love to come over and that I’ll take the earliest train that day.
We were both super excited to finally see each other again and hang out like we used to.

[FM] sometimes you have to travel to another state to get laid, read both perspectives ;)

There is something sexy about writing these stories from the air. Been traveling so much recently that I have not been able to keep up with writing the stories..
Going to try to crank out three stories in this trip, hope they are enjoyed as much as I loved writing these.

This is the story about someone we will call ‘Frankie’, a guy who I never expected to have so much fun with. Go ahead and read his take on the meetup [HERE LINK ](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive/comments/5w6wdo/success_f4m_washingtondc_by_way_of_sfnyc_long/?st=iznuz1if&sh=14edeec9) Feel free to fast forward to the ***** to read the sexy parts.

I first crossed words with Frankie when I was traveling to NYC many months ago. We were never able to meetup until now but stayed in contact weekly throughout the months. We had a good connection and even had some amazing phone sex regularly. The phone sex and sexy messages alone are another 2-3 pages worth of stories. He had a very dominant side that turned me on very much. I thought of visiting him in NYC but then I found myself talking to him about meeting up in DC where he had to be for work. We spoke, I said fuck it and bought a flight to visit him.

Adventures with my best friend’s husband pt 1 [mf] [long]

OK, so before anyone starts to judge let me start by saying that all parties that could be affected by what has happened and what will happen in the future are aware and consenting to everything.

This story and all subsequent stories have been building for what seems like eternity and finding this sub finally gives me a place to let it all out but starting from the beginning my memory may be a little hazy.

It all started the summer of 2009 but there is a lot of back story that would probably be meaningless to you mixed with some nakedness but I’ll spare you the details.

In 2014 my best friend Jenny and her husband Ty had plans to come visit Jenny’s parents over her birthday, see Jenny and Ty live in Texas while her parents live in Tennessee where me and hubby live. I was sooooooo excited to see them!! I hadn’t seen them since we moved out in 2011 (part of that pesky back story). At this point me and Ty had been talking pretty seriously for about a year and I was pretty excited to see where things were gonna go but for all my excitement I was pretty worried about how Jenny was gonna do with all of it. After all she is my best friend and our relationship always comes first.

My First Dick was BIG (old post)

**From an old post of mine**

Recently i was with some GF’s and the subject of our first times came up. It made me want to tell my story here. I usually just read funny stories on here, but i decided to make a profile and share this. Enjoy. I did!!

I am a 41 yr old female in the US. I am half asian/white. I started to develop pretty young and at 4teen I was a C cup and by 6teen i was a full 34D. I was 5′ 4″, 120 lbs and 34D at 6teen. Brown hair and eyes.

An older family friend, Mike, had always liked me and flirted with me early on, I liked the attention and didn’t think much of it. He was a really big guy too, 6′ 5″ and a big man, not fat though. One day i was over his house with some of my family members and for a reason i cant remember today, i ended up alone with him at his house in my C cup phase. I think he was supposed to drive me home but i wasn’t really concerned either way. I can’t remember the particulars but at one point we were wrestling and before I knew it he went right for my breast. I was totally shocked, but he moved fast and quickly had my right titty out and went right for my nipple. I instantly got really turned on and just let him do what he wanted. It was so erotic and felt wonderful.

“Midnight Bravery” (First)

This was intended to be two parts. One from “his” perspective, the other from “hers”. Depending on what you guys think about this part i may write the next.
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“His”

Its midnight and i just had the most intense sex dream. I woke up with my dick so hard it was causing me physical pain. My fiance, Sarah, is laying next to me in nothing but a thong and t-shirt. Most nights i wouldn’t dare wake her, but tonight is different. Something inside of me is raging so intensely it feels as if my chest will burst at any moment. But i have to be careful, i have to do this right. I begin by slowly cuddling around her ass making sure my dick doesnt jar her awake. I move my hand across the small of her back and onto her hips. I start kissing her neck very gently, she’s starting to wake up. My heart is pounding, this is it, will i be turned away with my head hung in shame or will i come out victorious. I’ll find out any second.

A TINY MISUNDERSTANDING [Str8] [m] (dick growth story)

A TINY MISUNDERSTANDING

Matt was a typical sixteen year old teenager in high school. He was six feet tall and white skinned with dark hair. He lived with his two parents and his four year old little brother named Chad. He was very attractive but a bit of a late bloomer as far as puberty goes, especially in one particular place. That changed one day when he noticed that his package looked slightly bigger than it was before. He kept track of his progress as his four inch dick and balls had a growth spurt which finally stopped as his dick got just a little bit past the six inch mark on the ruler. “Fuck ya!” he said as he measured himself. “I’m average size now. Time to finally get laid.”

A few weeks later Matt was finishing up a texting conversation with a friend about his recent growth spurt he just finished having.

“So anyways I think my dick is done growing now and it only took about one month.”

“So you got two inches then. Damn!”

“Ya I know right!”