Last Saturday night [I went to the dungeon with my new friend Lily](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6bd5h0/mf_a_lily_in_the_dungeon_consensual_kink_public/), and we had a lovely time. I thought I would spend Sunday doing chores, playing games with my wife (we’re poly; she knows about Lily), and watching TV.
We did do all those things. But we also fucked, which I wasn’t expecting.
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A little background: my wife and I have had a quasi-dead bedroom for some time now. She’s had some medical issues (mostly I think it’s anxiety but she’s going to the doctor this week to find out for sure) that have prevented us from having a healthy sex life — and neither of us are very happy about that. On top of that, I apparently “forgot” the right way to spank her, so we’ve been idly looking for a top for her. We’re hoping that a friend of ours will work out, but he’s always busy and not too dependable, even if he is a great top.
But I digress.