I wanted to wait for something extra awesome or ridiculous to happen before writing one of these, but I’ve come to realize my expectations are unreasonable. So instead of waiting for the day I bang twin cheerleaders, or moon sex, OR MAKING SOMETHING UP (looking at you 70% of what I’ve read here) I’ll write about the best sex I’ve personally ever had. Not because of anything crazy, but because she was my perfect woman.
About me: 6″2, Mediterranean, broadly built on the chubbier side… Unlike everybody else on the internet, I’m 6 inches on a good, pressed to the bone day, but I’ll admit (brag) I’m pretty girthy, 6.4″ around (but whose counting). Currently a medical resident at a big educational facility in the South, a major change of scenery from my home planet of NYC.
This happened about two months ago when I matched with this super cute, foreign looking undergrad on Tinder. We’ll call her Daniella, because that’s her real name and there’s enough anonymity already!