I’ll Never Look At Butter The Same Way Again

So let me tell you a little story, about an incredible experience I had last Saturday. First a bit about me. I am an average looking mid-30’s, mid-level business manager. Around 5’10, 175lbs, not fat, but not super muscular. Blue eyes, short brown hair, clean shaven. Basically a dime a dozen, nothing special, suburban guy. I’m a single dad of two pre-teens, holding down my career and trying to raise my kids, which doesn’t leave a lot of time for friends and relationships. Heck it doesn’t leave a lot of time for much of anything. So, every other Saturday, when the kids are with their mom, I go do my grocery shopping for the next couple of weeks.

This was one of those Saturdays. After dropping the kids off, I headed over to my local Costco store. It was around 11:15am, and I was running a bit behind, as I usually like to get there right as they open to avoid the crazy Saturday crowds. Since I was already running behind, I decided to stop at Chipotle in the parking lot before going into Costco. At least then I wouldn’t go shopping hungry, which is always a really bad idea.

Found this on a 20 year old archive CD. [MF] [gs]

After many years of marriage, routine sex begins to lose its mystique, and couples tend to drift into other areas of sex. Some choose to fool around with others, some try bondage, others get into food, cross dressing, orgies, and some experiment with watersports. People get their ideas from books, movies, the internet…many sources, many ideas. Sometimes, a simple thought one night leads to experimentation the next day, and things evolve over several years until a new pleasure source is perfected.

How far back does my story start? I suppose it began a soon after getting married. I’d be in the bathroom brushing my teeth, and my wife would come in, sit on the toilet and pee. At first, I though it was gross. But on later occasions, seeing and hearing her started to arouse me. I’d put my hands between her legs when she peed and feel the warmth, or if we were showering together, I’d ask her to pee, so I could watch and touch it. Later on, she began to pee on my cock, which would make me come right away. Over the years, the stream made its way up, getting closer and closer to my mouth. I didn’t know if she was aiming higher, or I was crouching lower.

[group] [public] [voyeur] Adult bookstore play

Late this afternoon I went to an adult bookstore in the suburbs of the town I live in. It’s a generally clean place and it’s inexpensive enough that it’s worth taking a shot that a woman may show up. I have gotten off a number of times to a decent looking female getting fucked in public. The place has a adult theater, private spank booths and a co-ed spa. Most of the clientele is gay or crosses dressers and they are generally cruising through the common areas looking to get off. I was walking down the small hallway where the spank booths are and I heard a woman cumming. Even though it sounded live I questioned if it was one of the movie volumes being turned up. Soon after, the door opened and two black guys were going to town on a white BBW. And she was loving it. They cracked the door so guys would look in and soon after they all came out. There is padded bench behind the big movie screen and they went directly there. Her guys were more than willing to share. She was sucking one dick, jacking another, and guy after guy fucked her. She was loving it and came multiple times. I didn’t participate, it seemed dangerous as a few of the guys were not protected. But it was hot and I came twice watching and jacking off.

My bragging story. Three girls, three countries, 24 hours. [MF] Part 3

Part 3 [part 1 and 2 here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6lxqei/my_bragging_story_three_girls_three_countries_24/)

I got a text from Isabella just about when I was boarding the plane to Stockholm. It had directions on what train and metro to take to get to her. She even wrote the departure times. She would meet me on the platform near her dorm and escort me to her place. The plane, train and metro took about 2 hours. I arrived at the platform at precisely 18:22 as the itinerary said I would, and almost ran Bella down when I jumped out of the metro. She is a petite little thing. 167cm, around 50 kg with small B boobs. Dark hair and dark eyes. Such a pretty face. We hugged and exchanged pleasantries. We talked to much on the way to her dorm that I did not notice the surrounding area or how to get to the metro from her place. I would be in trouble if things went sideways.

My bragging story. Three girls, three countries, 24 hours. [MF] Parts 1 and 2

This true story might take a while to get through as it involves three girls, three countries and happens all in 24 hours.
English is also my 4th language, so please ignore all grammar errors.

Hi, I am me and this is the story of the day of the three.

I survived an almost fatal accident in 2003, with only a scratch, and also I survived a terrible disease that I had in 2003 and 2004. I was on the top of my world and was hating life. I felt invincible but really wanted to get hurt by someone, to feel real. People were pampering me because of what I had been through. It´s funny what you can get away with when people feel sorry for you. I also noticed that I was getting a lot of almost “motherly” attention from girls. I could wrap most of them around my finger, if they knew my story.

[MF] Neighbors’s 4th Of July Party

My neighbors were having a party and invited me. Being a good neighbor i asked if I could bring anything or help. The wife said just bring your swimsuit. When the day came, I saw the husband running around getting the house ready for the party in 3 hours. I walked over and chatted for a little bit and asked if I could help. He said oh thank god! Yes! He said he was about to mow the yard but he was sure that the wife would have some work for me to do.

So I went to the door, knocked, and walked in. I called out her name, Sherri, to find her. She replied that she was in the kitchen. So I went to her to offer my help and went I got to her I saw her in the sexyest bikini I have ever seen her in. I said to her the I think that she was the sexyest woman in the the neighborhood. She was. She was 42 years old, 5’9”, About 130, with a great set of D-cups, and curves to match. She said that I was too kind. She directed me to the garage to grab some chairs. When I finished I came back inside for my next assignment, she told me that the rest was waiting for the yard work to be done, have a beer, and relax. She gave me a beer and chatted for a few minutes. The whole time I was looking at her tits. She is one of those people who waves her hands when she talks which made her tits jiggle when she did. This gave me a massive erection. She noticed my friend in my shorts.

Need help finding a Sci Fi Erotic story

I apologize for the lack of key identifiers. I read this story about 3 years ago and can’t remember the website, author, or character names. I do remember some key details about the story. The main character is a woman who is a marine guard on a space station I believe and her new shift partner just transferred in. She is disappointed that he is an alien and not a human because she hadn’t had sex in a long time. They get acquainted and eventually have sex. They can’t have penetrative sex because his cock is super long (his race’s female reproductive organs are way up in their chest or something) but he does have sort of an outward protrusion on his chest that he uses as a dick. Also the woman was freaked out by his macro sperm or something. Really want to read this again. Please help.

[MF] [roadhead] keep your eyes on the road scott – ms. carter

We roll the windows down and the summer breeze sweeps across our faces. I bat my black hair away from my face and look up at the sunshine. The warm rays of the sun feel so nice on my skin. My cheeks are flushed from the cocktails I had earlier. I turn up the tunes and look at Scott. He is relaxed and jamming out to r&b. He makes a sharp left I clumsily land on his lap. He looks down at me with a sexy smile and chuckles. I start giggling. I stay down on his lap and brush my hand up and down his leg. I’m super tipsy and I’m feeling spontaneous…in a naughty way. My fingers slowly creep up towards his inner thigh.

“Jasmine, no. You better not,” he says. I giggle even more. “Better not what?,” I say playfully. I start rubbing the inside of his thigh up to his crotch. I tease his balls a bit and feel his cock rising and getting harder. A few cars pass by and I try to act poised. I love the thrill of potentially being caught in public especially while driving. As the last car passes us I continue. “Jas, no please.”

[Idea Request][Star Wars] Planning on writing some erotica set in the world of The Old Republic MMO and would love some ideas and suggestions.

I am not promising I will use all of them but I would love to know what you guys would enjoy. No kinks or situations are off limits. Please do include the species of any relevant characters and class if applicable. Suggestions can be detailed or short, anything from a full bit of backstory and a specific situation from the game or just wanting a character to get fucked.

Look forward to seeing what you can come up with, the dirtier the better <3

Primal Passion With a Team Lead at Target [MF]

There was a short period where I was in between jobs in my career field for so long that I decided I should just pick up whatever I could get to make ends meet. That lead me to applying to work at Target as part of the flow team – basically the team that stocks the shelves in the morning with items from the morning truck. I felt naturally inclined to try to get more hours in any way I could so I ended up getting trained in as many different work areas as possible. This led to me getting to work with and know pretty much all of the other workers, leads, and higher-ups at my particular Target at the time. I started becoming pretty content with my work, especially when I was promoted to “key” in-stocks team member. This is something that I, later on, realized just meant that I would be the one to count inventory whenever they needed only one person for the task. Nevertheless, it felt good and it seemed like I was on a trajectory to being a team lead especially since I was pushing for and being given responsibilities for tasks in other areas. That is a not-so-interesting story for another day, though.