I had some amazing sex a couple weeks back. I wrote this the day of and posted it in a couple other subs. I think it probably fits best here, though.
I’m bi, but lean more straight. But I occasionally get this insane craving for a big dick in my ass. I don’t have any regular male partners, so I have to resort to Craigslist or Tinder to get myself stuffed. I’ve been in one of these moments of intense dick craving, so I posted an ad on CL. I got one interesting response from an extremely attractive gentleman with a cock that is big enough to have made me nervous. So we go back and forth a bit, then set up a time to meet. I get there a few minutes early so I park around the corner and Internet for a few minutes. Out of nowhere, I feel a bubble in my belly so I try to let it squeak out. I gambled and lost (never trust a fart). A little bit of goo came out. I felt it immediately. By some stroke of luck, I had some napkins in my car. So here I am, parked in a nice, residential neighborhood on Chicago’s north side, frantically undoing my pants and putting napkins down the back to eliminate all traces of evidence. I decide quickly that I’ll go to the bathroom, find a wash cloth, and freshen up. Everything feels okay so I walk to M’s place.