I love to take my truck off-roading and I’m heading to my favorite spot when I see a car with its hazards flashing up in the distance. As I get closer, I see you standing in front of your car, trying to wave me down. I pull over, get out of my truck, and ask “do you need some help?” “Yes sir” you say, “my front passenger tire went flat and I’m missing a jack. Do you think I can borrow yours?”
“Sure. No problem. Let me grab it real quick.” I pull out my jack and set it up under your car. You try to take over because you feel bad for having me do the work, but I insist. “I wouldn’t want you to get your clothes dirty” I remark as I start jacking up the car. You’re wearing a cute, white, floral tank top that buttons down the center and barely covers your pierced belly button. Your pants are also white with vertical black stripes. The likelihood of you getting your clothes dirty is 100% if you did this yourself, but they were too cute to ruin.