Adventures in Housesitting [MF] [semi-public] [mouth stuff] [butt stuff] [mouth-to-butt stuff] [other sexy stuff] [oh and some squirting]

A few months back, I was housesitting for a relative at a rather posh midrise condo — the kind with a concierge and a rooftop view of the city, full of new money and people living beyond their means enjoy.

Naturally, I wanted to milk this temporary fantasy lifestyle for all it’s worth, so I reached out to my favorite fuckbuddy (aka [the “wish fulfilling college girl” from my last post](https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfMuffDive/comments/60njp3/30_m4f_success_makeawish_granted_in_boston/) aka Claire because that name just kind of came to mind) and invited them over.

 

Okay so here’s a physical quick description for those that want it:

**Me**:
Average height white guy with a slim build. Closely-shaved head and a modest beard. Pretty standard I guess, but I’ve got a nice cock. Nothing record-setting — approximately 7” long and about as big around as an empty toilet paper roll — but it makes me (and others) happy.

**Claire**:
Tiny-but-mighty mocha-skinned girl with hair almost as short as my own, like if a younger Rosario Dawson was cast as Natalie Portman’s character from *V for Vendetta*. Piercing dark brown eyes and full, sexy lips with a tight round ass to match. Their tits are perfect little handfuls with pierced nipples — VERY fun to suck on.

[FM] first blowjob since breaking up with boyfriend

I’m not going to get too much into my boyfriend, well now ex. I (18f) broke up with him (19) because I wanted to be able to have sex with other guys, and I didn’t want to cheat on him. Just being honest. I started to want other guys really bad, and I started to not know if I could stop myself, so I ended it a few days ago. Anyway, yesterday I worked with this guy anthony who went to another high school, but was in the same grade as I was. We talked when we would work together and he knows I had a boyfriend so he never tried anything because he knows I would never cheat on him. I’ve always been attracted to him and he was one of the reasons I had to break up with my boyfriend. So on break he was talking about one of his ex’s so I told him how me and my boyfriend just broke up, and he mentioned how I didn’t look that upset and he wanted to know why so I told him I would tell him if we could go sit in his car. I told him I might start crying and I didn’t want people to see. So we got in his car, and at this point I didn’t think about actually what to say, so I just started kissing his neck when he looked at me, I stopped for a second and he just looked back at me and I could tell he was turned on so he started making out with me and he started guiding my head down and and he unzipped his pants and I pulled his dick out and start stroking it and immediately I could tell how much bigger he was than my boyfriend and it turned me on so much! I stared getting really wet and I kept getting really hot all over just from sucking his dick, he was lasting a long time so I kept giving him a good show. Every time his dick would throb in my mouth I could feel between my legs get wet and I could feel a rush up my spine and he started trobbing more and more and I knew he was going to just so I made sure I didn’t come back up and I felt anthony push my head down even further until I gagged at the second he did that I felt a gush of liquid between my legs, I didn’t really realize girls could squirt or get that wet from sucking dick. Anyway I felt his whole load consume my throat and into my mouth so I looked him in the eyes and swallowed. Not much more to say, thought I’d share that

Four Short Stories: 1st [MF, FF] [Teasing], 2nd [FF] [Domination], 3rd [MFMF, MF, MMF] [Free-Use Undertones], 4th [MF] [Clothed]

## Boy In An All-Girl School

Ralph lay in bed facing the wall as his roommate, Tanya, got dressed. He knew she wouldn’t leave without him, but maybe it would be a rare morning where she just left him alone until his throbbing morning wood went away. Ralph would love to just jerk off, but that had been impossible ever since he had been accidentally placed in an all-girl school. It had been a terrible year.

“Hey Ralph.” Tanya called.

Ralph groaned as he rolled over. “Yes?”

His eyes widened and his already aching erection swelled. Tanya stood in nothing but white bra and panties, most of pale skin visible. She was putting her dark hair back in a ponytail.

“Have you seen my shirt with the blue and white stripes?” She asked, stepping closer.

Ralph tried to look her in the eyes. “No. Sorry.”

Tanya frowned.  “Oh.” A sudden smile appeared. “Ah there it is.”

Ralph followed her stare and saw the shirt draped on the laundry basket beside his bed, opposite Tanya. It definitely had NOT been there last night.

“Let me.” Ralph hastened to roll over.

I finally slept with my work crush [FM]

Hello, r/gonewildstories! I created this account just so I could write this down.

I’ve been a lurker on this subreddit for a while, on another account, and wanted to add my own amazing experience. I also feel like there are not enough women narrated stories on here. As much as I love reading about how men experience women, I personally do a lot more of experiencing men (soapbox over)

It’s been on my mind for weeks and I just cannot seem to get over it. I mean this is like constant. Every time I close my eyes I see and feel everything like it just happened. I can’t believe this happened because this guy is so young… I feel like a pervert but after how it happened I don’t know what to feel anymore.

A little background:

I [25 F] work as a server and bartender at a restaurant in a small city. We are super busy during the warmer months but during the cold ones our whole city is basically a ghost town. M[20] (we’ll call him Gage) works as a line cook in the kitchen. Our restaurant is in an old brownstone building. The kitchen is in the basement and our dining room is on the first floor. Servers are required to run down into the basement to grab their food orders or a food runner will bring them upstairs, depending on how busy we are.

[Mf] the day I took my ex gf anal virginity

Back again but i’ll do my best to use paragraphs this time to make it a better read.

My ex and I were cuddling on my bed watching a movie I don’t recall which one but that doesnt matter. I started to rub her stomach (I love doing that) and moved my hand up her shirt to play with her b cup size boobs.

She turned around to face me an we started to make out, as we were making out i just rubbed my hand up against her pussy on the outside of her jeans she got crazy horny anytime I did that. We just went crazy making out and i took off her shirt and bra and vise versa. I sat up got at the foot of my bed and slipped off her jeans and panties.

I immediately started to lick on her clit while I inserted two fingers into her tight pussy an was doing that for about 5 to 10 mins till she came. She pulled me up and kissed me and took off my shorts and boxers in one quick swift motion.

Kitchen Fun [MF] [food]

It’s late in the evening, and I need a snack. I yawn and make my way to the kitchen. I click the light on and blink at the harsh light the floods the room. “Too much, ow…” I whisper to myself. I turn on the small yellow stove light instead. “Much better.” I open the fridge door and take a look around, using my right foot to scratch the back of my left leg. I startle lightly as arms wrap around me from behind and hands larger than mine cup my breasts through my nightgown. “Oh, hey there,” I giggle as those hands squeeze them firmly. A husky voice whispers in my ear, “You weren’t in bed.” I look back at my lover and smile, “I got hungry.” He pulls me back against his naked body and I feel his hard cock pressed against my clothed bottom. “I am too,” he replies, and I can hear the smile in his voice. I laugh softly and take a container from the fridge. “Let’s see what fun we can have, hmmm?” His eyes light up; his smile widens. I take the container of caramel to open it, licking my lips and slowly kneeling down at his feet. I take my finger, dipping it into the caramel and slowly covering his throbbing cock with the sweet topping. He staggers back to lean against the counter, and I crawl after him.

Morning Shower [MF]

I close the door behind me, and turn on the lights. The bathroom lights blink on in a harsh whiteness that makes my eyes water and i must blink a few times before adjusting. I strip off my clothes and lean in to turn on the water in the shower. It runs for a bit, and i close the curtain and let the water heat up. I study myself in the mirror, never really satisfied with how i look. I pull my hair back, brown with bits of reddish at the bottom that brushes the tops of my breasts. I decide on pulling my hair up in a ponytail, folding it over to make sure nothing gets wet. Slipping off my glasses, i fold them and rest them on the counter as i enter the now-steaming shower.

Musings in a Store [MF] [cheat]

“Another day, another eight hours of peddling wares to the masses,” Natalie thought to herself with a sigh. Working full time in a specialty store gives a person a lot of time to think, especially during a weekday when everyone’s working. “Well, what else can I do to keep busy?” she asked herself. “I cleaned the shelves, dusted everywhere…” Leaning against one of the hutches, her mind starts to wander….

It’s night time and she’s asleep in bed. Her husband is working late tonight, so she’s sleep alone. Beside the bed her cell phone starts to ring with her default tone. As she blinks sleepily to stare at the phone that sings “I’m yours”, she wonders who’s calling at… the clock reads 2:47 AM? She reaches and feels for the phone clumsily. She finally gets it and mumbles into it, “m mm… hello?” A sarcastic yet familiar male voice answers, “Hello Dahling. Did I wake you?” She sits up in surprise, very much awake now. “Mitch? Hey, what’s up?” Natalie stifles a yawn as he replies with a non-committal answer. She smiles as she asks, “So, why are you awake at this ungodly hour?” Mitch answers her, and the smirk in his voice is uncanny. “Insomnia. Plus, I thought you’d be up.” “Well, I -am- now,” she laughed. “Well then , can I come up?” he replied. At that, she jerked in surprise. He was outside? She then remembered that he lived a block or two away from her apartment. “Uh, sure” she mumbles as she gets up and turns on the bedside lamp.”Okay, be right there,” he says. Natalie is puzzled by her reactions: “Butterflies in stomach? A little flushed? Why am I nervous?” she pondered, putting her fuzzy star and moon robe on. Sure, she would flirt with him when they used to work together, but she loves her husband. Granted, lately he’s been a little cold to her in the bedroom, but still…

Happy Halloween [MF]

Ashley laughs at a friend’s joke, putting her drink on a table. The costume party is in full swing, and she got the costume she never thought -she- would ever wear: Little Red Riding Hood. She can’t help but tug self-consciously at the ruffly, small, red skirt and adjust the crimson cape that fell to her ankles. The hood framed her brown ringlets nicely, and pale skin/red lips finished off with black Mary Jane heels did it. Her friend is wearing a silly mummy costume, and his jeans and shirt are obvious as his bandages are slowly unravel with his gestures. She smiles, but her eyes keep wandering the room…A dark figure keeps catching her eye. It was someone all in black, with a black cloak and short black hair. His face was covered in an animal mask- looked like a black wolf. It only seems to cover most of his face: his mouth was exposed. She tried to listen to her friend, but try as she might… He (she was guessing by height and build) wouldn’t keep still. One minute by the stereo, the next in a doorway, then by the stairs.
Excusing herself, she made her way to the upstairs. Well, he was just there. Odd. She decided to try upstairs, and took her time making her way to the next floor. “Hello?” she called out, turning her head left and right, making her hood fall back. No answer, so she continued onto the first door. Opening it revealed a nice bathroom, and a couple that seemed very “busy”. She let out an “eep!” as they jerked at being caught, and hurriedly closed the door yelling “Sorry!” Shaking herself from that experience, she moved to the next door. It opened to a bedroom, and she walked inside when she noticed black material on the bed. She moved over to lift the black cloak, and suddenly the door shut her in darkness. She jumped and let out a small, scared noise. “Hello?” A husky voice answered in her right ear, “Well, hello.” Ashley shrieked as large hands grabbed her waist and chest, knocking the cloak off her right shoulder and baring her pale skin. “Oh my god, who is this?” He laughed darkly, ending it in a growl against her shoulder. “I’m the big,” he pushed his hips against her ruffled bottom, “bad,” licks her ear, “wolf.” She whimpers softly, her hands that tried to pull his grip from her fall to her sides as he groped her soft chest through her costume.
“Who…?” she asked again, panting out, but the hand at her hip put a finger to her lips. “Shhhh….” he laughs wickedly, and tosses her to the bed. She gasps, lying on her side tangled in her cloak. The look on her face: afraid but very eager, causes him to growl again lustfully. He crawls atop her, making her lie back to look up at him. Slowly, he pulls at the cloak’s ties. With little encouragement, it falls from her. She reaches out and draws her fingers down his jawline, the tips trace his lips. He nips them lightly, and she lets her ruby lips spread into a smile. Quick as can be, she tips his mask up and off him. “Matt?” she blinks in surprise. He grins sheepishly, “Yeah, it’s me.” She reaches up to touch his face, laughing softly, “I should have known it was you. Silly wolf.” He growls down at her before capturing her mouth with his in a passionate kiss. She eagerly returns it, fingers tangling in his short, spiky black hair. Matt breaks the kiss to nuzzle her neck, down, down…. Ashley giggles as he nuzzles her chest, nipping lightly at her nipples though the material. “My, what sharp teeth you have,” she murmurs. Matt lifted her skirt, looking at her with a grin. “All the better,” he laughed. He looked down and found that she wasn’t wearing panties. “All the better,” he murmured to himself and buried his face into her groin. Ashley gasped and gripped his hair, whimpering as the pleasure he gave her with every lick, every thrust of his fingers inside her tight, wet snatch. “Oh god, oh Matt…” she moaned, her back arching as the pleasure grew. With a few more licks, she let out a cry as she came. Matt licked his lips as he knelt up over her. Her hair tousled, her cheeks pink, Ashley shook under him.
He grinned, his plan having gone so well. He leaned down to ravage her mouth with his lusty kisses. She bucked under him, one of her hands yank his head back with the other grabbed his ass. He growls louder at her and stares down at her while he grabs a fistful of her costume at the chest and yanks: ripping the material away. She gasps, eyes wide as their foreplay turned almost animalistic. Ashley bit her lip and spread her legs wider, inviting. The blush that covered her cheeks now spread to her unbound breasts. He dips his head down, and slowly runs his tongue over each nipple, making her tremble harder and her breath into pants. “Matt, Matt please!” she cried out. Matt laughs delightedly, until she deftly works the button and zipper to his pants open. She snakes her hand in and grasps his semi-erect cock, causing him to suck in his breath. She makes sure he’s looking at her when she says, “I want this.”She punctuated with a squeeze that made him groan. “I want you!” He knocked her back and continued those hungry kisses from before, but he worked his pants and underwear down before he.. “Oh god!” she cried out, before he ate her screams as he pushed inside her wet folds. Nails painted a dark red dug into his tanned bottom, breaking his kiss and making him moan and pump faster. “Oh fuck, Ashley,” he panted, “so tight…” She nodded and whimpered as she felt him fuck her closer and closer to cumming. “Oh god, oh oh… I’m close..” She whispered to him. He growled louder and leaned into her neck. Her head tilted back, she screamed as he bit her neck and started to pound into her harder. It caused her to tighten up, and he groaned out, “Almost…” Her legs wrap around his waist and squeezed, “Do it.” He hits in her deep, and she cums, crying out his name. “MATT!” He moans his release into her breasts and they go still for a bit, their bodies trembling from pleasure and their labored breath. He looked up at her, his hair tousled and spiky still and she giggled at him. He smiled lazily at her, “Happy Halloween, love.” She pokes his nose, “Mmmm Happy Samhain.”

Get Away [MF]

After a warm bath that chased away the bitter chill from outside, Alex left a bubble-coated Mel in the bathroom with a kiss and a promise to get the fire going. She smiled blissfully, her eyes closed as the warm water relaxed her muscles. He closed the door behind him, and she was alone in the vanilla-scented air. She ran her soapy fingers up her legs, giggling to herself at how nice everything was going. She soon let the water and bubbles drain, and dried herself off with nervous/excited movements. Sliding on the terry-cloth robe, she slipped out of the bathroom and closed the door behind her. The sight before her stopped her dead: Alex had made a small bed of pillows and a blanket before the fireplace, and he used his hand braced on the mantle to lean his wet, naked body into the radiating heat to to dry off. Her eyes roamed over his wet, spiky hair down to his muscular arms, strong back and firm ass… before he lifted his head and looked to her. She shut the door with a “click” and hung her head as she leaned back against the closed door, hiding the look of desire on her face. “Belle Mel,” he called to her. She lifted her head to see him raise his hand out to her. “Venez ici.” She smiled at his call, and walked over to take his hand, “Ah oui, Monsieur Alex.” He laughed, his hand reaching up to stroke her cheek. “You’re so cute.” Her cheeks, faintly pink from the hot bath, burned more at his comment. He took her hand with his free one and led her down onto the makeshift bed before the fire. “Such a pretty present I get to unwrap,” he murmured as he untied her robe. She squirmed some, slightly embarrassed still by his praise. He pulled the robe open, and exposed her naked body to the open air and his perusal. “My my, you look,” he leaned down to kiss one nipple, “absolutely,” moved his lips to the other one for another kiss, “delicious.” Each kiss caused little moans to slip from her lips. “Alex, Alex, Alex…”she sighed softly. He kissed her softly, moving between her legs and pushing the robe off her shoulders to free her from the restricting clothing. Her arms slid around his neck, and her head tilted back as his fingers slid down between them to probe her wetness lightly. Mel gasped, moaning softly as he whispered into her neck, “So warm… are you ready for me? You feel like you are..” She nodded and bit her bottom lip as he rose above her. Moving his hard cock to her slick entrance, Alex let his tip move inside, groaning as he sunk inside her warmth. Mel dug her nails into his lower back, whimpering in pleasure as her body tightened around him. He panted some, holding himself above her as he felt her squeeze him. As she dug her nails in, he growled deeply and his hand lifted her thigh to thrust deeper inside her. She began to scream out her pleasure, long red marks from her nails decorated his upper and lower back. It spurred him on. He leaned into her and bit her shoulder, causing her to cry out. “Mine, mine…” he panted, licking the new mark he made on her. She ran her fingers into his hair, panting back, “Yes, yes, yes….” He pumped faster, deeper, and she grew louder and more frantic with her cries, “Oh GOD! I’m gonna…oh…I’m..” Alex groaned/growled and pounded his cock inside her. Her back curled and her heated pussy clamped down like a vice around him. He shoved deep inside, shoulder and arms shaking as he released inside her. Mel moaned out for him… “Oh Alex, so good…” He slowly sunk down atop her and she shook slightly under him, wrapping her arms around his sweat-soaked body. After a few minutes, he looked down at her and wiggled his eyebrows. “Hungry?” She giggles and leaned up for a kiss. “Always for you.”