This is a work of fiction brought out by my fantasy of meeting and having intercourse with the YouTube star Rosanna Pansino. None of the following is truth and should be treated as such.
Now let’s get goin’!
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Walking down the street in a residential neighborhood in Los Angeles, map in hand and my dead phone weighing down my pocket like a fifty pound weight, I sighed and lifted my glasses before rubbing my eyes. “It’s official dude. You are lost.”
Looking around at the houses around me, I considered going up to one of them and asking for directions, or even letting me use their phone to get an Uber. I picked a house to walk up to when, like all my plans, things went sideways.
Hearing a scream, I spun around and saw a young girl trying to catch her dog, who was walking into the road.
A road that just so happened to have a car driving way too fast coming up on the dogs location.