[FMM] Hotel Shenanigans

My wife Liz and I travel south in the winter. Usually twice a year, sometimes 3 times. We’re both in our mid 40s and she’s got a body to die for. She’s curvy, but very sexy with a great rack. She also has a bit of a wild streak. She loves to have quickies and spontaneous sex in public places. She’s also been known to flash people if we’re out of town. We’re not swingers, nor do we go to swing or lifestyle resorts, but we have role played from time to time.
Typically, when we travel, depending on flight times, we’ll get a hotel room at the beginning, end or both sides of the vacation. When we do this, we typically get a meal in the hotel, or if there is no service in the hotel we’ll order take out to the room. Last year, on our 3rd trip, we had booked the hotel at both ends of the vacation. We were flying out at 6am on a Friday so we decided to order take out in the room.
I called the order in for the pizza, we were thinking of going to the pool after we ate so my wife was getting changed and I was in the washroom. The pizza came well before we expected it to so my wife threw on a robe, she was naked from the waist up. She answered the door and fumbled her wallet while getting her credit card out. When I got out of the washroom, she was standing there, pizza in hand with a shit eating grin on her face.
I asked her what was up and she said “I just accidentally flashed the pizza guy!” She told me that when she fumbled her wallet, in her attempts to grab it, her robe popped open and she didn’t realize it at first. The pizza guy had a great view of one of her breasts and her crotch before she could close it. He was super embarrassed and his hands shook as she paid by credit card.
We both thought it was hilarious. We went for a quick swim, then went back to the room. Back at the room, she seemed super playful, so I asked her if the pizza guy was cute. She told me he was young, very tall, and had boyish looks. Usually she doesn’t even look at young guy but when I asked her if he was fuckable, she told me “hell ya”. We had crazy hot sex that night, flew out the next day, and talked about the incident several times during our trip.
A week later, we’re flying back to the hotel and I, partially joking, suggested we order another pizza at the hotel. Her first reaction was “you just want me to flash that pizza guy again”. Of course, I was caught. She followed it up with “be careful what you wish for”. Our flight was winding down, but she seemed to be in a very playful mood again, teasing me on the plane.
We got to the hotel, wife still teasing me about the pizza guy and then she says “just how far do you want this to go mister?” I didn’t know what to say. I managed to stammer out a comment like “go as far as you feel comfortable”.
She looked at me for a moment and then handed me the phone. I ordered the pizza. While we were waiting she debated what her approach would be. She finally decided on answering the door, in her robe again, but this time just leaving it open. I asked her what if the same pizza guy showed up. She just shrugged and said “now is your chance to back out”.
I just stood there, she told me to go sit in the chair and watch. We waited for what seemed like forever but eventually there was a knock at the door. My mind was racing, she took two steps towards the door looked out the peep hole, turned to me and smiled as she removed her robe and threw it in the bathroom door.
She opened the door and I have to say, the look on his face was incredible. He had the pizza in his hands, trying to hold onto the credit machine, as she pulled him inside. He was stammering, and speechless as he looked at me, trying to avoid looking at her. I just said, it’s ok… she likes it.
She took the pizza from him and stood and tossed it onto the dresser as he fumbled with the credit card machine, trying to punch the total in. He handed her the machine, of course she didn’t have her card in her hand so she bent over to get it out of her purse, giving him a full view of her ass and pussy.
I could tell she was pretending to look for it, she keeps it in the same place, always. When she stood up, I could tell from the look on her face that she was in pure lust mode. She asked him how many more deliveries before his break. He couldn’t answer in a coherent way. She rephrased and asked him if we were his last delivery, and he nodded affirmatively.
After completing the transaction, they both stood there awkwardly for a moment. She broke the tension by sliding her hand across his crotch while asking him if he had to leave, or could stay for a bit. He just moaned a bit and tried to eek out the words “stay”.
The next few minutes were a blur. This went from a relatively innocent game of flash the pizza guy, to my wife getting on her knees and fishing his cock out of his pants while he looked at me plaintively. I just nodded my approval as she started to stroke him and then took him in her mouth. He wasn’t super huge, but he was definitely difficult for her to deep throat easily.
I have to say, going from roleplaying and fantasizing about her doing things like this, to her actually doing it was not exactly how I imagined things, but it was certainly one of the more erotic things I’ve ever witnessed. He didn’t last long and was out the door within seconds of cumming all over her tits, but it was pretty amazing to watch and fueled very vigorous sex after!
Hope you liked this story, I have others!

Accidentally recreated a meme [MM]

This one is kind of an oldie (it happened near Halloween last year) but I’m sharing anyway because it gets funnier the more time it passes. So, I went to this Halloween party in a crude Shrek costume, because I thought it would be funny. Anyway, there was this guy there I was crushing on for a while now, and we started dancing close and talking together and all that nice stuff. Long story short, I gave him a ride home and we ended up making out and giving each other head. It was great, hands down. However, a week or so later I realized something: It all happened while I was still dressed as Shrek. I was reminded of a certain meme (you know the one), and I couldn’t help but chuckle a bit. “It’s all ogre now”, I thought to myself. It got weirder. You see, this guy is a huge filmophile, and he went in costume as a character from a Wes Anderson flick. He told me the name (Moonrise Kingdom), but I didn’t know it, and I didn’t think much about it. I just knew he looked hella cute. Anyway, I just looked the movie up, and I recognized the character immediately. A little boy. Fuck. I cringed/laughed so hard because of how much more similar the thing became to said meme. Just let that sink in. Somewhere, in the dark of a Halloween night, two guys went at it, one dressed as Shrek and one as a little kid (to clarify, we’re both in our twenties). No regrets, 10/10 would do again.
TL;DR: I accidentally roleplayed “Shrek is love, Shrek is Life” this last Halloween.

[FM] I am owned by my Master

My Master and I don’t have a very traditional relationship. Two years of vanilla dating slowly evolved into me signing my trust, obedience and body to this man, to do with as he pleases.

As soon as we are alone, he locks my collar on me. The words “Slave: I am my Master’s Pet” written on the dog tag remind me who my body belongs to.

He gets me to do the simple things. To bring him a drink, put the washing away, to suck his cock while we watch TV. I have daily tasks that I must complete as well. Each day of the week has a special task, like watching porn without touching myself, or edging, or writing him a sweet message about how devoted I am. And every day I use a marker to write on my body, something that tells anyone that sees, who I belong to.

Bringing In The New Year [FM]

I’ve been wanting to share the NYE fun I had for a while but just got around to typing it all up. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

I was invited to a party by a co-worker. It was her friend who was throwing the party but said it would be okay for me to come as well. It turned out to be quite small; not more than 25 people I would say. It wasn’t what I was expecting but it was also nice for it to be something a little more manageable than the usual club or bar packed with hundreds of people. I could actually speak with people at a reasonable volume without having to lean in inches from their face.

I got there a bit early so there were only about five people there aside from the owners of the house who were a couple in their early 30s. I started chatting with two guys who worked with the girl who owned the house and really hit it off with one of them, Jackson. Late 20’s, tall, Asian, average build but very cute and funny.

[anal] adventures [MF] 2

So now that I’ve found a partner who seems to be sexually compatible (Sondra let me fuck her ass again last night, mainly for birth control reasons, we were at her place and she went and got the coconut oil herself. When she brought it back to her bed she kissed me and I tasted some of the oil in her mouth)

You ate some, I said

mmm hmmm, she said

I was rubbing some oil on my hard penis as we spoke.

Eat some off my cock, I said.

She did. And while she was sucking it, I worked some oil and fingers into her ass to get it ready.

Gag yourself on it, I said.

She did.

Have you ever had a couple fingers in a woman’s ass while she tries to deep throat you? Its really awesome, having full access to both ends of the digestive tract like that. She really belongs to you then, when that happens. She’s all yours when you can feel the gag reflex in her ass. It clenches up during the gag, its kind of like a crowd in a stadium doing the wave, how the gag works its way all the way from the throat to the very other end of the digestive system.

[MFF] Hooking up with another lady from Reddit.

I posting this success story over on r/randomactsofmuffdive and figured some people here would enjoy it as well. My girl and I (both 25) decided to make a post looking for another lady to play with.

We were skeptical about posting on here as a couple, figuring that we wouldn’t get much of a response. I’m sure single ladies get more messages, but we certainly had a fair amount of people reach out – ladies and couples.

We exchanged messages with a lady and eventually started chatting over discord. We had a lot of stuff in common (music, work, etc) and she was totally cute. She was 25 as well, had beautiful tanned skinned, dark hair and was cute / tiny (5’2″). She did have beautiful large breasts and an amazing ass for how tiny she was, though. She had an interested in being with a couple as well as some BDSM play, so it seemed like everyone was in for a good time.

[MF] I [25M] hate-fucked a Trump supporter friend [24F] on the night of the election

This summer I moved to a new town for work. It’s a decent-sized Midwestern city, the kind of place with a small but active nightlife, a few colleges, etc., but nothing crazy. I didn’t know anyone here, but for the first couple of weeks that didn’t bother me, because I was focused on making a good impression at work, especially considering the way I fucked up my previous job. (It was a complete & unmitigated disaster. Long story, though, and beside the point.)

One day I was in the office building’s cafeteria, standing in line for another dilapidated burger and mound of soggy fries, when someone shoved their fingers *hard* into each side of my abdomen, right below my ribs. I’m a fairly fit guy, but definitely on the skinny side, so I don’t have much padding there, and it was extremely uncomfortable. I leapt instinctively away and collided with an old lady, sending her tray flying. In total fight-or-flight mode, I spun around, bringing my fists up, only to see Ashley grinning back at me.

“Still ticklish, I see,” she said.

Left alone in the office [MF]

A gust of wind blew on my face, and I closed my eyes, reveling in the cool weather that had finally arrived. It was not often that I traversed outside during my work day, yet that day was unique. This was the day that my new coworker was starting. I did not hear much about her, and knew even less. The only thing I knew was that her name was Ellen and she had just graduated with her second Master’s degree a few months before. Myself and my coworkers were outside waiting to greet her. I checked my watch. Still ten minutes away from when she was scheduled to arrive. I glanced at my boss, shivering slightly in response to the next zephyr. Paul was always a cautious guy, especially when it came to time. He never wanted to be late for anything, so it was not surprising to me that he was making us wait outside so early. I shuffled my feet and listened to two of my other coworkers talk about a project we were working on. I absent mindedly bobbed my head to their conversation, noting the tasks that I would have to do when we got back inside.

My Time as a Maid [FF] [Bondage] [Part II]

Here’s part two. To catch up, here is [part one] (https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5oftfu/my_time_as_a_maid_ff_bondage/)

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Anna’s throat was dry, her nerves needed settling but she found solace that the chores seemed basic. Her hand reached out for the doorknob, turning it popped the lock free and sent an echo darting through the grand foyer that the maid had finally arrived. At first, she was amazed at the size of the mansion. “No wonder she needs a maid”, she thought. The walls were 25 feet high, a chandelier seemed to adorn every vaulted ceiling. Hardwood flooring was apparently too middle-class, as all flooring was marble or granite or some such style. She wondered if this was why her pumps were so large: every step announced her position in the household, with a sharp and precise click every time she moved. Was this so the woman could keep tabs on her whereabouts? Carpeting existed sparingly.

Finding herself in the kitchen, Anna held the list of chores over her pussy as the last remnants of her dignity stayed out of sight. Were the chores in order of how Miss Crosby wanted them completed? She decided she would go down the list in case they were, and headed up the curved staircase to find whichever of the many bedrooms was indeed housing laundry.

[MFF] A very organized threesome

I’ve been back and forth on posting some stories here, so I figured I’d finally take the dive and share by far my favorite experience. This happened several years back with two friends of mine. I have a solid amount of back story, if you want to skip to the good stuff scroll on down to where I put GOOD STUFF.

Back when I was in high school I went on a date with a freshman (I was a senior) named Jennifer. Jennifer is half Puerto-Rican, she had think lips, about 5’3, tight cute butt and nice perky B cups. We went out on the one date and made out at a movie (classic high school). As I went through my college year we maintained a friendship. One time when we were smoking she disclosed she was bi-sexual. Our conversation turned sexual and I eventually said “well hey, if you ever find a girl to do a threesome I’d be totally down” and she laughed in response and said “sure you got it!” I logged that exchanged into my vault.