[MF] Got angry and frustrated because some greedy corporate people is going to destroy a perfectly functioning working environment just to save a few bucks, called out le GF and fucked her in the nearby toilet just before her exam.

A big company I’m in is planning an efficiency thing* and this bitch of a whore manage to convince corporate to close down a perfectly functioning company because they are not efficient enough.

I’ve read the whole thing, we reviewed it and question her plan which later turn to be a competition to prove her worth in the company.

It was a short battle but this really pissed me off so much because this bitch would literally ruin people’s life just for her position and power.

I was furious so I drove 3 hours from HQ to her university, surprise her and fucked her in a secluded faculty staff’s toilet. But I was still angry, so I continued to fuck her hard until I calm down a bit.

When I finished, she was satisfied, happy and enraged! Her exam is in few minutes, she still haven’t fully prepared and getting fucked for almost an hour really broke her ‘before exam study mode’.

She’s currently sleeping and snuggling next to me. Plus point, she loved it. Being fucked just like that.

Morning blowjobs are fun when you move in together [FM]

I woke up to him spooning me, pressed close against my body from head to toe. He was kissing the back of my neck and I could feel his cock pressed between my cheeks. I was half asleep but I squirmed as he held me and he pushed himself against me in the delicious way that we used to wake up together a lot of the time. It was a familiar feeling and sometimes it caught me in just the right mood.

We hadn’t lived together long and I was loving the freedom to do what we wanted where we wanted without housemates and other interferences. Not having to be quiet in the morning was a great bonus. I sleep deeply, wake up slowly, and am not a morning person, and if he kept me comfortable and didn’t go too fast he could move me from the land of dreams to taking me on my side or on my front with neither of us saying a word.

[MMF] – Finally had our first “3way” in the car!

We’ve been talking about having a 3 way for a while and we finally did it with a good friend of ours! It wasn’t a full on 3 way with fucking, but it was a good first step for us.

A while back, I had a silly bar bet with this friend where the stakes were a HJ… and I lost, so this had been the topic of conversation between the three of us. Well last night we all got just drunk enough and I told him to meet us at the top of a parking garage and hop in the drivers seat. My wife and I had already gotten in the back and she pulled her panties off under her skirt and was already sucking my cock when he got in.

He sat in the front seat and just kinda watched us for a few minutes… she was ass up and sucking me while I fingered her from behind.

He took his cock out and started stroking it.. and it was BIG, which we already knew since we’ve traded pics before. I asked if he was cool if I touched his cock, and he replied “You can do whatever you want to it.”

Trying to watch a [m]ovie with Leeanne[f]

Leeanne was an amazing girl. She had thick curves, a very pretty smile, and the most shocking red hair I’ve ever seen. And for some reason, she liked me.

This was my second attempt at a date since the first one had to be cut short because she got called in to work (she was a nurse). For this one, I went all out. We went to a fancy dinner, talked and got to know each other, and then went to watch a classic movie at a theater in Rogers Park. As we took our seats, we noticed the movie was pretty empty, I guess culture is dead. She snuggled under my arm and the movie started. About halfway through the movie, I noticed her arm creeping over the partition and into my lap. I didn’t say anything but slowly she started rubbing my crotch over my pants. Being only human, this was all it took; I lifted her head and kissed her fully. This was the encouragement she needed and she started stroking my rapidly hardening cock. The arm that I had around her made its way down to her sizable breasts and rubbed her nipple. She was very vocal so this was all it took to elicit a moan. The only other couple in the movie theater gave us a harsh shush and we knew we’d have to make our way.

My first time with another girl [FF]

I met Kyra at a club meeting for our honors program in college. She was the coolest girl in the room – and I was dying to impress her. She had short dark hair, tall with a fit figure. She had an engaging personality – made everyone want to be her friend.

I have always been shy and was never very popular in high school. I had a few close girl friends and dated a couple guys, but still pretty inexperienced. So when Kyra started taking to me, it never even occurred to me that she might have been flirting. I was glad to have made a connection with someone and thrilled when she asked me to chill in her dorm room after the meeting.

We spent about an hour gossiping, laughing, and getting to know each other. I told her about my family, life in the small town I grew up in, my favorite novel. She told me about the Econ TA she was having sex with. I didn’t know what to say, although secretly it turned me on to imagine her fucking anyone.

The Gift, An iPad. The Result, Sexual Devastation [MF]

I’ve been lurking for awhile, finally felt up to posting something that happened to me recently.

I’ve been dating this girl, “Jenny”, for about a year and a half. For the sake of full disclosure, I will mention she had a boyfriend when we meet. One thing lead to another and we ended up having sex while she was still in that relationship. After a few months, she told the guy, ended the relationship, and the whole thing was pretty amicable.

She had been living with him in his apartment, I agreed she could move into my condo while she got on her feet and looked for her own place to stay. In truth, I wanted to see what it would like living together. If it went well, I’d bring up letting her stay. If it didn’t go well, I’d just let our agreement run it’s course.

She moves in. It’s amazing. Better than I had even imagine. We fuck every free moment. She’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I come home and she’ll be wearing nothing but lingerie. She started having meals ready for us, she does my laundry, cleans the house. I mean, mind blown. When all of this started I thought, “Okay, she’s just running a scam to kinda lock herself in here, it’ll be short lived. No. It’s been ongoing since maybe the second week. It’s every guys fantasy pretty much.

A Little Birthday B&E [MF]

My wife and I have recently decided at taking a crack at whoring ourselves/stories on the internet. You can check out our (very new) blog at http://www.relationshipgoalsxxx.com that has some pictures, videos, etc.

My 32nd birthday was the first that I spent with my then-girlfriend-now-wife Laura. After a run of bad luck that had us co-habitating extremely early in our relationship, we decided to take fat vacation – one where we choose our destination based on the food available nearby.

Most Redditors, I assume, would have chosen New York, Los Angeles, San Fransisco, Portland, or Austin for a culinary vacation. We found ourselves heading to Cleveland, OH.

It was immediately apparent as we hit the highway as to how a good portion of this three hour drive would be spent, as we weren’t 10 miles from home before my cock was out of my pants and I was getting a spectacular handjob.

I merged onto the highway where we’d spend the majority of the drive, and no sooner had I turned on the cruise control before Laura was bent over the center of the car, blowing me as I drove. I tried to focus on the road, but that can be extremely difficult when you’re getting a porn-quality sloppy blowjob.

Sticking my dick in Buffy Spice [MF]

In this chapter I introduce two new girls, Buffy Spice and Ninjamindfuck. Buffy Spice is so named because her style is a mix of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the spice girls. She was 5’3″ curly blonde hair green eyes and a very very big set of tits, past the DD cup range by a size or two. She certainly loved dressing to show them off, with low-cut shirts featuring prominently in her wardrobe along with tight skirts and high heels. She played up the usual blonde stereotypes for her own benefit, but was a lot smarter than she let on. I had known her since grade school and we remained friends since. I knew she had a bit of a thing for me, but I held off from making anything of it because I was very attracted to her friend, Ninjamindfuck.

Our First Threesome Failed Spectacularly. Video. [FFM].

Story from my wife’s perspective: http://relationshipgoalsxxx.com/the-other-l-fail-1/

I married a unicorn.

One of the first things that I learned about my wife in our early sexual exploration was that she enjoyed sex with women, enjoyed group sex, and was more than willing to engage in these activities with me.

For the first few years of our relationship, FFM threesomes were often the subject of pornography that we’d watch together excitedly. Ultimately, that progressed to us setting up accounts on OKCupid and Tinder to begin searching for a potential third.

This process would start and stop a few times over the years, owing to real life getting in the way of sexual bucket list items.

The closest we’ve ever come to a successful threesome happened just last week, and while it ended in dramatic (and hilarious) fashion, it provided us with a week of intense sex, much of which had an audience, and a great story to tell.

Bored at work one day, I installed Tinder (after deleting all previous matches) on my phone and began swiping. I matched on someone who I had matched with previously, a friend of some friends, and we began exchanging messages.