[F] The Bridesmaid Dress

This happened many years ago before I was married. It’s a tale of exhibition, no actual sex.

My girlfriend at the time, now my wife, was selected to be Maid of Honor at a friend’s wedding. The usual horrible bridesmaid’s dresses were purchased. This one was a mauve-colored formal dress with a single spaghetti strap holding up the bodice. My wife-to-be, let’s call her, Teri, hoped to make pillow cases with the material after the wedding (she never did).

The wedding was fine but the trouble began when we got to the reception dinner at a nearby golf club. As Teri was getting out of the car, the single spaghetti strap broke leaving the bodice to the whims of gravity. The top was pretty stiff so no one panicked until she sat down at our assigned seats and the bodice dropped slightly, her B-cup boobies were partially exposed. We decided we should probably try to fix the dress before it got worse, so headed out to find some privacy.

Being big… [FM]

I got out of the bathroom, i put on this especially for him, and i knew i’ll have him, I just wanted him to really tear me apart when he gets me, put on some sexy lingerie, and i walked into the room, and he was there, sitting in his boxers, enjoying the view, and i was enjoying his view too, the buldge was MASSIVE, i moved closer swaying my hips and asked him if he’s got something for me, and he did not dissapoint pulling down that tent, this…MONSTER of a cock was big, and it was all mine.

i got on my knees and licked the shaft, bottom to top, and i loved how it made him shudder as i got to the tip and got it in my lips, it felt big, warm, and hard, and i NEEDED this in me, and i quickly did just that as i pushed it into my mouth,getting it nice and wet, feeling every part of it on my tounge, its warmth, its size, its driving me wild..

[FM] To all gifted erotica writers…

Are you a writer who would like to trade erotica, custom written for you? I am a writer of erotic fiction that is also looking for a partner to trade erotic stories, either fantasy fulfillment, (LOVE that) or whatever direction we choose to go. My preference is to have an ongoing, mutual writing and reading arrangement. I enjoy reading as much as I do writing, and would love to see what you can create. While I love writing just for you, I am looking for a partner who will participate and reciprocate. It gets a little discouraging when you spend hours writing and get very little feedback or similar time invested in turn. It’s much more fun when it’s a partnership. What I really love is to play off each other, and using my words to get my reader hot. It’s not about me, it’s about US. I’m not really looking to write with a lot of people, it gets hard to keep up, I would prefer to find one smart, funny, sexy partner to write for.

The Challenge [group]

We have never been to a swingers party before, but here we were at the front door of the house our friends had given us the address to. We knock, no one answers. One could only assume that the nervous rapping on the door was not sufficient enough to catch the general patron’s attention. We text our friends that are supposed to be inside. After a couple of minutes, they come to the door with the hosts and introduce us. Once again, everything is normal and not some crazy Eyes Wide Shut movie moment. We exchange names and talk a little bit about who we. We are then led on a tour of this house that had to have been at least 3000 sq feet with vaulted ceilings, an open floor plan, basement and second floor. We walk around the kitchen, dining room, living room. Just your typical home.

We enter the basement. The very first thing that caught my eye is the giant metal frame with a sex swing dangling from it. Catty-corner to that is a large 55” TV playing some adult films. We turn left into a small hallway where a bedroom entrance is on both sides of us. The one on the left has another larger TV with a different adult film being played on it and The Zeppelin, the largest bean bag I have ever seen. This thing was glorious! I just wanted to jump right into it! However, the tour had just begun.

[F]ucking so[M]eone else’s very hot date at a dinner party surrounded by guests

This is a story of how a bit of a tall tale from my teens led me to one very interesting and hot situation involving a stunning girl, her unaware date and surrounded by a group of people. Some I knew, some I didn’t.

Firstly though a little bit of back story when I was in my final years of school, part of our final year two years involved a trial scheme were we had to get work experience for a term to prepare us for employment in the real world. At time I had a weekend and evening part-time job in a hospital so felt I was getting plenty of work experience by actually working and getting paid for it. And the thought of being someones errand boy did not sound very appealing.

I was friendly with the physiotherapy department staff most in the hospital. When I was skiving off work I would hang out down there and chat with them most. I asked the head nurse who was always fond of me, if she would mind if I said I done work experience in their clinic on the days we were allocated. She was happy to oblige. So for the few months of each work experience term. I had nice lazy days while everyone else I knew was partaking in slave labour being gofers. I dared not tell my class mates or friends the truth of my non work experience in fear of spite they may expose me.

[MF] using a vibrator in public

I’ve been so horny all day, and had to keep distracting myself at work. My partner suggested we go out to dinner.
I had a quick play at home while I was waiting for him to get back, then thought I’d slip my new little remote control vibrator into my panties.

We’re now out to dinner, and just finished the main course.

He doesn’t know it yet, but I’m about to pass him the remote to the vibrator in my panties…

If you checky Redditors would like, I’ll keep you updated ;)

Edit to add photo:
I’m out at a bar and have a vibrator in my panties. I just passed over the remote and showed him this photo https://imgur.com/a/OwC6q

[MF] Another set of quick tales

Another set of quick tales that have happened to me.

One night in college I was crashing at my girlfriends dorm (now wife). She shared the room with this girl who was literally never there. She’d even let us know, usually she stayed at her boyfriends dorm.

Anyway, one night, after a good romping, my girlfriend and I konked out. She was dead asleep, but I was in and out, as I usually was sharing a twin XL. I woke up to some shuffling and a faint light on at her roommates desk. Quickly coming to my senses I noticed her roommate was in, behind her dresser, almost entirely out of sight. We were covered up, which I was thankful for, as we were still naked. I absolutely pretended I was still asleep.

Soon after, she walked out from around her dresser to look in the mirror…. in only her panties. She was checking herself out in a few different angles.

Seattle [M]uf[F] dive that turned into squirting machine

I’ve always wanted to have a successful muff dive experience and never had the opportunity to meet through reddit posts.

This time travelling to seattle, I used CL… while my expectation was extremely low, I received a response that seemed real… a little back and forth and the lady was at my hotel bar, chatting and drinking. I made sure she leads the charge to make sure she is comfortable. First night nothing happened and I thought she is not interested. Next day I got more messages from her and here she is back to my hotel… drinking and up to my room.

Some kissing, teasing, sucking on her nipple and she seems enjoying every second. Panties down and to my surprise a huge bush there… immediate turn off but didn’t want to ruin the moment when she makes a comment “I hope you don’t mind if I squirt, cause I might if you are good…”.
My focus completely changed. Now my mission, I want to see her squirting, that would be my first ever. Changed from eating her to fingering her pussy and playing with her clit. She was enjoying every second. Her face was reflecting the enjoyment and her loud moaning was a sign that she is about to squirt.

How Robin Williams got me laid [MF]

So, while I have some down time before heading back home for the holidays and pressing my luck, I thought i’d share one of the memories I had mentioned in my first post, acting out an old Robin Williams joke on a few unsuspecting Jehovah’s Witnesses. It’s from his 2003 special, I managed to find it on youtube [here](https://youtu.be/z8_eCl5y2EA?t=3407), but I recommend watching the entire thing, the man was truly a comedy god

At the behest of those involved, the names have been changed. Out of respect for the readers, the rest has been told exactly as it occurred (or as best as I can remember).

Knocking up the wife short version [MF]

It was strange for me to change my perspective from pregnancy being a n unwanted consequence to being the purpose of sex. I’d always used condoms with my wife but when we went bare to start the family it was a mental 180 that totally opened up this kink for me.

This first time I knocked her up it almost felt like I knew this was going to be the load. I was standing next to the bed, pounding her doggie style. I felt my orgasm building and tightened my grip on her hips. I was stared at her bouncing ass and the back of her head and finally asked if she wanted me to put a baby in her. In between her heavy breathing she said “Yes, do it, put your baby in me! ” I felt like I shot my load into a vacuum. Her pussy sucked it all in. Exasperated I reached around a caressed the area between her belly button and pussy. She stayed ass up for awhile. I sorta regret not having a pic of her seeded vagina, it looked so primal and beautiful.